After having taken MONTHS (sorry) to clean Sally's shit off of his face, Danu The Hedgehog returned to the ruined village in search of his female friend, only to see, she was completely gone.
"Sal..?" Danu asked himself as he walked slowly through the destroyed village, proceeding to look down the well "She's gone..." peering down to see the bottom of the well, only spotting a mucky pile of Sally's still fuming butt-chocolate.
Danu turned to see the tracks of not a human or animal, but a rather mechanical shaped print clutching his fist in anger as he realized where she went
"Those Badniks... I know they took her.. Hang on Sal!" He shouted confidently, spin-dashing off in the direction of the tracks.
"..That smell... Cant tell if its a burnt hotdog, Sally's ass, or machines.." Danu spoke to himself as he raced through the woods, stopping on a hill overlooking a large Badnik camp, with what appeard to be a large factory-like machine in the back "...I'd say all 3"
Using the darkness of night, Danu managed to sneak past the armed Badniks in the direction of the large machine.
"Sal!... Sal?" Danu whisper-shouted out, in search of Sally "...I guess... She must really be dead..." Danu admitted sadly to himself, shedding tears as he lost hope of reuniting with Sally...
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"Danu!" a familiar voice called out to him, followed by another loud fart noise
"T-that smell..!?" Danu rubbed his eyes, looking up to the large machine spotting Sally, sitting on a pipe-like toilet and gleefully waving to him, releasing a loud, wet fart.
"Dan where've you been this whole time!?" Sally asked in a happy yet slightly angry manner. "I've been up here for literally, MONTHS!" (sorry again guys)
"Well excuse me princess, but I've been a little busy cleaning YOUR SHIT OFF MY FACE!" Danu snapped back at Sally "...Speaking of which.. Uhh, what IS that thing you're on?"
Sally looked around at the large machine her ass was on, "Hold that thought D" Sally then grunted and puffed out her cheeks, letting out a small, high pitched fart that slowly grew louder and deeper as multiple loud splashing noises came from the toilet-like machine, as Sally sighed of relief "Aaaah... Oh this? I dunno, they never really put me in a jail cell! Now all I do during the day's sit around and take a dump every now and then!"
Sally grunted again as she let out a slimy fart, a large mass moving through the pipe, entering the machine as it produced a loud noise, then emptying from another pipe into a container labeled with a "!"
"...Umm Sal?" Danu asked, fanning the horrible smell of Sally's big butt from his face "...I think they're using your crap as a... Bio-fuel.."
"...What?" Sally asked, tilting her head
"You know, to further empower badniks?"
"...What?" Sally asked, farting again
"YOUR SHIT'S MAKING THEM STRONGER."
"NO!" Sally screamed completely shocked, alerting all of the Badniks in the vicinity, who then activated the alarm
"Dammit Sal! Now they know I'm here! We gotta go!" Danu told Sally frantically, as the female chipmunk moaned sadly
"Aww... Just ooooooone sec..." Sally began, adjusting herself, preparing for another dump
Impatiently, Danu spin-dashed into the toilet-machine, blowing it apart as Sally flew skyward (as did all of the toilet's brownish-yellow used water) before falling as Danu caught her, lifting Sally by her big butt above his head.
"WE'RE. GOING. NOW." He told Sally sternly, as she farted unhappily in Danu's face, who only grunted before running away from the campsite with Sally.
Danu continued to run carrying Sally, finally escaping the Badniks before Sally stopped him
"Dan... We have to go back.." Sally told Danu sadly
"Why!? We go back there, we die!" He replied impatiently
"We have to though! For 2 reasons!" She sternly told Danu, who was struggling to continue carrying her "When I was there, I met another prisoner... She's injured too, we cant let her rot back there!"
"Pssh, and what the hell'd I get for risking my neck?" Danu asked once more
"You save her, and I PROMISE I'll get you back for it D." Sally told Danu, looking at him seductively while massaging his hand into her soft, big buttcheek "...If you want, I mean..."
"WE'RE GOING BACK." Danu said, now filled with determination to claim his "reward", preparing to run back before halting "...Wait.. You said 2 reasons right..?"
Sally stared wide-eyed as her stomach grumbled, Danu looking at her furiously
"Sally. Dont you dare. Not again." Danu ordered as Sally, still directly above Danu simply bit her lip and crossed her trembling legs
"D...Dont worry D!... I can hold it 'till we get there...!" Sally said, shaking
"...Good... Now lets-
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It was too late. Sally sighed of relief as a cascade of poop erupted from her big butt (once again) all over Danu, who remained completely silent with rage, not caring at all by this point what happened to him.
"...Lets go." Danu said completely emotionless, aggressively clutching Sally who only giggled innocently
"hehe, sorry Dannie~" Sally said childishly, comically dropping a small smelly turd directly on top of Danu, who continued to rage silently