Hi Everyone welcome back to the story.
I had a lot of free time so i decided to write another chapter. I also have a new poll up so if you have any time, please participate.
Previously, Herbert got a hold of a random machine and decides to turn it on.
Remember: Jet Pack Guy is in Rookie's body, Dot is in JPG's body, Gary is in Dot's body and Rookie is in Gary's body
Herbert switched on the machine, but all of a sudden he heard a loud crash.
"Klutzy! What did you do!? I'm in the middle of my evil plan," Herbert shouted angrily. (But the machine isn't yours)
"Click!"
Herbert resumed what he was doing until he heard another loud noise.
"Klutzy not again. I'm in a middle of my plan and now you interrupt me," he shouted walking towards Klutzy. (Where is Klutzy?)
"Stop Herbert," shouted Dot abruptly.
"Oh come on! Let me do my plan first and then I can deal with you penguins." (Warning: Might get a little confusing.)
"But that machine is mine," shouted Gary.
"Impossible, Dot can't make a machine."
"Offensive," responded Dot.
"Be quiet, Jet Pack Guy."
"I am quiet," shouted Jet Pack Guy waving his arms
"No you're Rookie," responded Herbert.
"No I'm Rookie," shouted Rookie.
"No you're that weird guy." (Offensive to Gary)
"Weird," asked Gary offended.
"Click." (Translation: I'm confused)
"For once, I agree with you. What is going on? Make it quick. I want to see what this machine does," said Herbert holding the machine. (Trust me you do not want to turn on the machine)
"Fine we will explain it to you," said Jet Pack Guy.
Before Herbert was able to open his mouth to correct him, Jet Pack Guy screamed, "Don't you dare open your mouth."
"Okay Herbert. We'll explain this to you slowly," said Dot. (And to anyone else who is totally confused right now)
"We all switched bodies. Dot is in Jet Pack Guy's body, Jet Pack Guy is in Rookie's body…" said Gary
"Gary is in Dot's body and Rookie is in Gary's body," said Jet Pack Guy interrupting Gary.
"And Socks are socks," said Rookie. (What?)
They all turned and looked at Rookie in confusion.
"Did you say what I think I heard you say," asked Jet Pack Guy.
"Unless you didn't hear, 'And socks are socks,' then no," replied Rookie
"Also," began Gary receiving everyone's attention. "That is mine."
"Really," said Herbert shocked. "Well, I don't see your name on it." (Ooh.)
"Click Clickety Click," clicked Rookie demandingly. (Translation: You don't deserve it)
"Well I do since apparently I invented the machine to find it. When did you become the nice guy?" (Klutzy is helping us)
"Clickety Clack Click Ka Click," he clicked (Translation: Well because you are a fat bum and so lazy, you don't deserve this machine!)
"You're my partner you're suppose to help me," Herbert argued. (Ooh conflict between partners)
They both began to argue for the machine while the agents just stood there and watched who would win the battle between polar bear and crab. (Really? It's your machine and you are not trying to take it back)
"Should we help them," asked Rookie
Herbert clicked a button and then all of a sudden the machine exploded. (Did he click it purposely or accidentally)
Five minutes later (dot dot dot)
"Ugh what happened this time," said Rookie groaning.
He looked at himself and saw that he was still in Gary's body.
The others began to wake up and also found out that they were in the same bodies as they were in before.
"Gary? Is the machine destroyed," asked Dot.
"Not really, but it is more unstable now because of that polar bear over there," Gary said pointing at Herbert. (Shame on you Herbert)
When they looked over at Herbert, they saw Rookie was poking him with a stick. (Where did you get that?)
"Guys," Rookie said worried. "I think he's dead." (Dead?)
"Rookie he is not dead, he's breathing. He's just in a coma," said Jet Pack Guy.
"Are you sure?"
"Yeah I'm sure."
"Are you sure, you're sure?"
"Yes I'm sure that I'm sure."
"Are you sure you're sure you're sure?
"Yes I am," he shouted, sounding irritated.
"Are you sure, you're sure, you're sure, you're sure," asked Rookie. (This is like taking a picture of a picture of a picture or writing a summary of a summary of a summary)
"I'm sure Rookie," said JPG
"Moof!"
They once again look at Rookie confused, but then they heard some groaning in the direction of Herbert and Klutzy.
To Herbert's point of view (dot, dot, dot)
"Ugh. What happened? I know that Klutzy and I were fighting over that machine and the next thing I know I black out," thought Herbert.
He stood up and looked around. The next thing he saw really surprised him. It might have been the worst thing he ever experienced.
"Ahh! I'm a crab!," he clicked.
He looked beside him and saw a polar bear.
"Oh No! Klutzy and I must've switched bodies! At least I'm not in the fool's body." (What is so bad being in Rookie's body?)
Let's get out of Herbert's mind…
Rookie saw Herbert and Klutzy moaning and groaning. Then he heard Klutzy click surprisingly.
"What's wrong Klutzy," asked Rookie.
Klutzy clicked what he clicked before.
"Uhh… I don't speak crab. Wait I do!"
"Rookie stop," said Jet Pack Guy. "You can't speak crab."
"Gary, can you use your Crab Translator 3000," asked Dot.
"Sure," said Gary as he checked his pockets. "Wait, it's not here. It should be in my pocket, but Rookie is in my body."
Gary walked over to Rookie and shoved his flipper into a pocket and took out the Crab Translator 3000.
"Okay click away."
"Click Ka Click Clickety Click." (Translation: I'm not Klutzy! I'm Herbert!)
"Cool," shouted Rookie amazed. "That means that Jet Pack Guy must be in Herbert's body!"
"Uh Rookie," said Jet Pack Guy. "I'm right here."
"Oh. Who's in Herbert's body?" (Who else?)
Klutzy, who was in Herbert's body, got up and looked around.
"Why am I so tall all of a sudden," said Klutzy. (How does Klutzy sound like?)
"Click Clack Clickety Click." (Translation: You're in my body Klutzy! I'm still in charge though)
"How are you still in charge? I'm taller than you," replied Klutzy.
"Guys stop fighting!"
"Clickety Ka Click" (Translation: Please tell me this is a dream… )
Herbert closed his eyes.
A few minutes later…
Herbert opened his eyes and saw that he was laying on his bed.
"That was the worst dream I've ever experienced. Time to make it true." (Why do you want to make it true)
"Klutzy! Where are you," he shouted.
He felt a little shorter than usual, but it was probably nothing. He went to look at a mirror and he freaked out.
What did Herbert see?
Apparently, Lake Blue previously wanted me to explain the story behind the dot, dot, dots. so i will. During S.s. class, a kid (I'm going to call him Tapbert since he taps to much), was reading something and was saying every punctuation mark.
Oh well, that's it.