"Welcome to chapter 3 or episode 3 or what ever you want to call it". Leigh's said staring directly at the fourth wall.
"Look every body! I drew a bronie"! Liz said happily as she held up her newest drawing.
"Liz, that's not a broney." Leigh's said mentally face palming.
1 minute later...
" Ohhhhhh." So a broney isn't a mix of a pony and a brownie"?
" Yeah it isn't." Leigha told Liz.
"Now for our first truths and dares"! Liz said catching the letter as it poped out of the toaster.
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i dare cato and katniss to kiss for 5 minutes. then i dare peeta and katnissto kiss for 5 minutes. then gale and katniss for 3 minutes since they alreadykissed for 2 min.*i dare prim to say 20 curse words in a convo with everyone.*i dare seneca crane to shave.*what does caesar have to say about annie's previous truth.*i dare haymitch to rate everyone in the room from 1 to 10 and kiss the guywith the highest score & the girl w/ the highest score.
"Ok we're doing the Katniss kisses everyone dare's first" says Liz.
"Do I have to?" asks Katniss.
"Liz and Leigha le gasp". "You don't question a dare, Katniss! That's just-no. You have to do it or else you will have seven years of bad luck." says Leigha.
"It's true it happened to me." Liz said remembering all the bad luck she got.
"Okay, 1. You get seven years of bad luck from breaking mirrors and 2. Don't I have a decision in the matter?" says Katniss.
"Nope" says Liz.
"grr" says Katniss.
"You have to kiss Peeta first" says Leigha excitedly.
"Alright" says Katniss. Leigha pushes Peeta over to Katniss.
"NOW KISS!" screams Leigha as she pushes the two's heads five minutes they finally pull away.
"FINALLY!" screams everyone.
"Now time for Gale and Katniss to kiss." says stands up and gets pushed over to Katniss.
"NOW KISS" says Leigha. She shoves them minutes later the people are done kissing.
"That were the worst two minutes of my life!" says Katniss annoyed.
"Well I hope you have a better next 5 minutes because you have to kiss Cato now!" says Liz smiling evilly.
"NOOOOOOOOOOO!"
"Wait why are you mad?" asks Katniss confused.
"cause Cato's mine" says Leigha threatening.
"I'm not trying to take him" says the older girl.
"You better watch out, Everdeen." says Leigha. "CATO! Get over here and kiss this bitch."
"Umm okay" says Cato. Leigha pushes there heads together and unenthusiastic ally says "Now kiss."After they pull apart Cato walks to the wall and bangs his head. Leigha runs up to him and hugs him.
"Umm on to the next dare". Said Liz.
"Primmmmmm"... "YOU MUST KUSS!"
"Ok so I guess there has to be a conver- SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU MOTHER FUCKIN BITCH!"! Prim screamed at Katniss.
"3 down, 17 swears to go"! Liz said eager to hear what Prim would say next.
"Wow. I didn't know that Prim could act like that"... Gale said slowly inching away from Prim.
"No one likes you dammin bastard". Prim said under her breath.
"This is so exciting"! Leigha said munching on some popcorn.
"Shut the fuck up bitch you the one who brought us into this shit"! Prim shouted at Leigha.
"OHHHH"! Clove said as she tried to take some of Leigha's popcorn.
"MY POPCORN"! Leigha shouted as she slaped Cloves hand away.
"God". "Don't be an ass-hole and share". Prim said as she took some of her popcorn.
"I SAID MY POPCORN!" Leigha enraged at everyone as flames appeared around her.
"THAT'S IT PRIM IS GOING INTO THE FAN GIRL PIT!" Leigha shouted shoving Prim into the pit.
"AHHHH"! "Damn you daughter of a bitch who was married to an ass hole who was cheating on the bitch with a whore slut who fucked a retarted panda that happened to be a mother fucker accept he fucked his friends brothers long lost older sisters best friends brothers dogs favorite chew toy".
"You get to come out of the fan girl pit for that Prim". Liz said as Prim was suddenly out of the fan girl pit.
"S-so fuckin m-m-m-many fan girl bitchs- and that makes twenty swears in all!" Liz said recounting all the swears.
"I was so ooc". Prim then fainted.
"Okkkkk". "Next dare". Liz said ignoring Leigha dragging Prim to the closet.
"Seneca take this and go into the now existing bathroom in the corner there". Liz said as she tossed a razor and shaving cream to Seneca.
"Ok". Seneca said hanging his head in depression as he walked over to the bathroom.
"Now Creasar Flickerman". "How do you feel about Annie." Leigha said as she held up a microphone to Ceaser's face.
"Well, WTF woman I'm like 50 and your like 20 so I'm WAY out of you league"! Creaser said explaing the whole side of his situation to everyone.
"Well". "That was only kinda interesting". "But, this dare will probably be more interesting than that one". Haymitch has to rate everyone on a scale of 1 to 10. Leigha said.
"Okay Katniss is a 6, Glimmer is a 10, Johanna is a 8, Effie is a 12.364, Finnick is a 9, Peeta is a 3, Cato is a 10.10, Gale is a 0.5..."
***10 hours later**
"And Capital kid 19,372,294,729,153,180.80 is a 4." says Haymitch exhaustedly.
"So Haymitch, who are the hottest ones on that list?" asks Liz.
"Umm I think it was Effie and Cato." says Haymitch.
"Ugh. Why am I involved in so many dares?" asks Cato annoyed at everyone.
"Because your amazing" says Leigha creepily with hearts a pupils.
"I am finally in a dare! Yes!" says Effie very and Haymitch then kiss and hug each other at the same time.
"Wow, I didn't know that was possible." says District five male child 198.
"Now Cato and Haymitch have to kiss." says Beetee.
"Nobody asked you" Cato snaps at Beetee. Haymitch and Cato then kiss for 3.69529422 seconds. Cato quickly pulls away.
"Why do I have to kiss all the creepy people?" asks Cato.
"Cause you do and now we are going to get our last truths and dares fresh from the toaster". Liz says as she yanks the letter out of the toaster.
I dunno do you:Dare: Snow: Say that all the children in the Hunger Games werejust his ritual sacrifices to the Teletubbies, : Wear a "Bronies 4eva!" t-shirt in front of : Katniss: If you had to pick someone to make out with, Peeta or Gale?Seneca Crane: Is the strange beard to identify him to the other obsessedBarnie-lovers?
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"Hehehehehe". "Gale, what size shirt do you wear"? Liz said creepily as she looked at Gale.
"uhhhh"... "Women's 6". Gale said as a blush spread across his entire face.
Liz dug through a box and then pulled out a shirt that said bronies 4-eva on it.
"Put this on Gale". Liz said as she held out the shirt.
Gale put on the shirt and was now wearing a baby pink shirt with Rainbow Dash flying across it and said Bronies 4-eva in bold black letters on it.
"Haha you look funny Gale"! Clove laughed as she pointed at Gale.
"I have come back from killing beardy". "R.I.P. Beardy." "And I cut my self with the razor".
"Well now you get you beard back cause we need it later".
"Yay"! Seneca yelled like an obsessive fan girl as his neared came back.
"Now Katniss you must decide something super important." says Liz in a suspenseful voice.
"What is it?" she asks kind of worried.
"You must...decide whether you would wanna make out with Peeta or Gale." says Leigha.
"What do you think?" asks Katniss.
"Gale?" asks Gale, Blight, Tigress, and District 3 teenager 6.
"No...obviously Peeta." says Katniss.
"Alright onto the next truth." said Liz.
"Seneca, Is the strange beard to identify you to the other obsessedBarnie-lovers? Leigha asked him.
"It actualy is to identify me". He said proudly as he stroked it.
"O.o Well that's not weird at all". Johana said sarcastically.
"Ok now for the final dare". "Snow go tell the whole world that all the children in the Hunger Games were just his ritual sacrifices to the Teletubbies."
"All right fine". Snow said annoyed that they found out the truth.
"Go and tell of that balcony that we now have over there". Snow then walked on to the balcony and told the world.
5 minutes later...
"I did it." Are you two happy now? Snow said as he glared at the two hosts.
"Yes". "We are both very pleased." The girls said in unison.
"So thats all we have for now!" "And please send in your reviews!"