Otaku smiled and waved at the fourth wall. Today, the truth or dare session was taking place in a large grassland.
"Hi everyone!" she said. "We've already gotten some more dares! And they're from... Emily Archor again." she said, leafing through the dares. "She's just noticed the second chapter and loved it!"
"Will you just let me talk already?" Nuro-chan asked, taking the paper from Otaku. She memorized the dares.
"...you know what, never mind..." she said, handing the paper back to Otaku, who gave her a questioning look as she looked at the sheet.
"Oh look, we've got some truths! And presents! Okay, this chapter we're doing this in alphabetical order." Otaku said. "America... this says that you were a lot better when you were younger. Your thoughts?" she asked, looking up at the nation. Indignant, America crossed his arms and pouted.
"Was not." he said.
"It says here to just ask England." Otaku continued. America looked at England, who nodded.
"It's true." he said. America wailed loudly. Ignoring him, Otaku continued.
"Austria, Emily's giving you a nice new piano!" she said, snapping her fingers and making a piano appear in front of Austria. Austria's face lit up, and he went to try it out. Unfortunately, as soon as his finger made contact with the first key, an electric shock went through his body. Otaku looked at the paper again.
"Oh sorry, I've missed some stuff. It electrifies you whenever you touch it." she said, looking up again at Austria, who had collapsed. Prussia was rolling around, clutching his sides while Hungary glared at him and Otaku. Otaku gulped and looked at the next dare.
"I like this one! It's for you, Canada." Otaku said.
"Read it out, please." Nuro-chan said. Otaku nodded.
"Canada, you have to bitch-slap America since he deserves it! Plus, Emily says that she notices you, than something about me and Nuro-chan noticing you because if we hadn't, we wouldn't have included you in the story. Also, she said that I was awesomer than Nuro-chan." Otaku said. Nuro-chan glared at her.
"You and I both know that's not what she said." she growled. Otaku shrugged.
"Can't be helped. Anyway, Canada, do your dare!" she said. "Maybe you'll get lucky and America won't notice you?"
Canada sighed. He walked up to America and slapped him across the face. America sputtered.
"What the fuck was that? Something just hit me and disappeared!" he said, rubbing his cheek. Canada sighed again and walked back to his seat, where Kumajirou was sitting. Nuro-chan raised her hand.
"I've memorized all the dares, so can I say the next one?" she asked.
"Whatever floats your boat." Otaku said, shrugging. Nuro-chan rolled her eyes and turned to China.
"Emily says that she prefers Japan over you. Please try not to get offended." Nuro-chan said as she watched China's face turn into one of annoyance.
"Why?" he asked. Otaku shrugged for the third time in this chapter.
"Probably because he has the anime and manga and you don't." she said, earning a glare from China. Otaku gulped and read the next dare.
"Okay, Eng-" Otaku was cut off by Nuro-chan.
"Hey, I'm saying the dare!" Nuro-chan snapped, charging at Otaku. Otaku grinned and poofed away in a small mushroom cloud, making Nuro-chan head-butt into Romano.
"Geez, talk about irony!" Otaku shouted. She was perched up on a cloud.
"FFFF- Get down from there right now!" Nuro-chan shouted. Otaku shook her head.
"You can't tell me what to do, youngster!" she teased, sticking out her tongue. Nuro-chan fumed, and Otaku thought she could see steam shooting out of her co-host's ears.
"I'm four months older than you!" she shouted, waving her fist at the hostess.
"Than why am I taller?" Otaku shouted back. Ignoring the bickering, England picked up the paper that had been forgotten about by the hostesses.
"Oh, what do you know! The next one's for me!" he said. He blushed when he saw that Emily was complimenting his singing and his accent. But then, that blush turned into a color of anger when he saw the dare.
"I have to kiss Spain!" he exclaimed. Even though he had shouted, Otaku and Nuro-chan were still fighting about ages and had not heard him. Spain looked at England in shock, a rare change from his face that regularly looked like a bright sunny day.
"What? He has to kiss me?" Spain exclaimed. England glanced back at the hostesses. Nuro-chan was now throwing various objects at the cloud Otaku was perched on, and the latter was clutching her sides and laughing her ass off.
"I don't suppose they'll notice." England murmured as he shuffled through the dares.
"Who won't notice what?" Otaku asked as she appeared beside England, giving him a shock. Stuttering, England pointed at the cloud and at Otaku. "Oh, that? That's a cardboard cut-out." she said, waving it off. "Anyway, give me that paper!"
Otaku scanned the paper and grinned. "Ah, so England has to kiss Spain! This should be fun." she said with a chuckle as England face-palmed, muttering something about being thwarted.
"And what happens if they don't? I mean, it's not like that motherfucking wall of weapons is here." Romano said, looking around. Otaku grinned and pressed a button that had suddenly appeared in her hand, making a rock flip over. A glass column rose out of the ground where it was, containing... a sparkly plastic wand. Laughter erupted from the nations as Otaku frowned and went to examine the container. America leaned over to England's side.
"Nice job on replacing the actual weapon, Iggy." he chuckled, earning an eye-roll from the Brit. Otaku threw her hands in the air and cursed in various languages. Nuro-chan gaped at her, finally realizing that the Otaku on the cloud was cardboard.
"W-Where did you learn those words?" the former asked, a little appalled.
"You're talking to a die-hard Hetalia fan here." Otaku said. "Well, since this wand does not appear to be functional, let's move on to Plan B. Russia?"
Russia stood up and banged the pipe against his hand.
"I will enjoy this, da?" he said with that trademark smile that Otaku had based hers off of. England gulped, looked at Spain, then kissed him on the cheek. Otaku giggled as Romano turned tomato red and America frowned. She turned to France, who smiled.
"How has the perverted-ness been going, mademoiselle?" he asked. Otaku frowned.
"It says, she's spread 'l'amour' and it just makes her more perverted, everything her friends say sounds dirty to her, and she had a hand-written story about her reading teacher and her science teacher." Otaku said, her eyes widening. Nuro-chan chuckled.
"That's a lot better than Otaku. Did you know she has a folder of ya-" Otaku slapped her hand over Nuro-chan's mouth.
"No-one needs to know that." Otaku growled through her teeth. Nuro-chan chuckled, glad to have gotten at least a little bit of her revenge. She pried the host's hand off her face and looked at Germany.
"Emily wants you-" Nuro-chan was interrupted by Otaku again.
" – TO LEAVE YOUR HAIR DOWN! Ha!" she finished, pointing at Nuro-chan, who glared at her.
"Vhy vould she ask zat?" he asked. Otaku shrugged.
"She thinks you look hot that way." she said. Prussia snorted.
"Please! My little brother? Hot? Don't make me laugh. Ha!" he chortled, earning a glare from Germany. In order to spite his brother, Germany put his hands up to his head and ran them through his hair, taking it out of the usual gelled-up position it was in. Germany noticed Nuro-chan putting her hand on her chin and asked what was up.
"Nothing, you just look a lot like Germania is all." she said with a shrug. Otaku looked at the paper.
"Oh, there's also a question! Does anyone touch your body?" she asked with a giggle. Germany blushed.
"V-Vell... Italy constantly touches me and remarks on my abs..." he said as Italy put his head on Germany's shoulder. Otaku laughed and looked down at the paper, then actually squealed in delight. Nuro-chan glanced at her.
"What's wrong?" she asked. Speechless, Otaku pointed at the handwriting on the paper. Nuro-chan squinted and moved closer to look at it. Her eyes went wide. "H-Hungary and Otaku... Emily has a video of R-Romano topping Spain for you two..." she said, highly disapproving. Otaku and Hungary did a happy dance together as Romano and Spain blushed.
"W-What are you talking about? I've never fucked Spain, nor will I ever." Romano said. Otaku laughed.
"That's because it's the other way around, right?" she asked, making Romano blush even more. "Thanks, Emily!" Otaku and Hungary chorused. As the two continued their happy dance, Nuro-chan grabbed the paper that had fallen on the ground and looked at the next dare.
"Japan, do you choose Greece or Turkey?" she asked, looking at the nation.
"Well, obviously he picks Greece!" Otaku said, snatching the paper back. While Nuro-chan scolded Otaku for making other people's choices, Japan shook his head.
"I'm not going to answer this." he said softly. Otaku disappeared yet again and reappeared, sitting on thin air just behind Nuro-chan, who looked around for her co-host.
"NURO-CHAN!" Otaku shouted, scaring Nuro-chan halfway to the sun. "Emily feels like you're like a friend of hers called Inu-kun. You act all good and smartish, and you try to keep everything under control while a yaoi fangirl goes wild!" Otaku continued, smirking when Nuro-chan grabbed the paper.
"Ironically, in real life, me and Otaku are best friends." she muttered, looking at the paper. "Okay, Emily's giving Otaku and I presents. First, the video of seme Romano, and a video of America invading Italy's vital regions." Nuro-chan said with a shudder. Otaku's face lit up as a small box fell from the sky, containing two DVDs. She picked them up and held them as if they were her very life-source (considering how many times she watched this stuff, it wouldn't have been a surprise...). Looking around, she made her way to a nearby rock and lifted it up, revealing a small staircase. She made her way down as the nations watched her in shock and amusement.
"Do we want to know?" England asked, looking at Nuro-chan, who sighed.
"She calls that her 'doujin shelter'..." she said. "Oh well, can't be helped." she continued, looking at the paper. "Prussia, Emily wants you to kiss Italy. She's begging on her knees." Nuro-chan read, looking up at the ex-nation, who smiled.
"Kesese~! Gladly, if it'll make West mad!" Prussia said as he crawled over to Italy and placed a small, chaste kiss on his lips. Germany frowned and whacked Prussia over the head, knocking him out. Slightly shocked, Nuro-chan read out the next question. Russia considered this.
"Well, it's kind of hard to choose who to become one with. Give me a moment to think." he said, putting a finger on his chin. After a few moments, Russia got it.
"I know! China!" he said, pointing at the other nation, who's eyes widened in fear. Nuro-chan smirked and looked at the paper.
"Here's our last question, and then we'll end this. Spain, did you ever show Romano your 'dark side'?" she asked. Spain tilted his head.
"Dark side? What does she mean?"
"I mean, did you ever tell him that you used to be a pirate." Nuro-chan cleared up. Spain smiled and nodded.
"Si! But it seems he's forgotten about that." he said, glancing at the Italian. Nuro-chan sighed.
"That's enough of an answer for me. Okay, bye-bee from Otaku and me!" Nuro-chan said, waving.