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Brothers
Episode 3: Temper...
Naruto woke up to find himself in an unfamiliar place. Lifting himself up, he looked around. Feeling his tensing go away, he remembered.
"Oh yeah... I'm at Hinagiku-chan's place..."
Getting up, he looked outside.
"Hmm... sunny, perfect weather to train..."
He then got to his pack and took out a set of clothing and began to change. As Naruto changed, he failed to notice or hear the door knob turning.
"Ohayo, Ayasaki-kun. I brought break-..."
Naruto froze as the cold morning wind blew on his bare back. He turned around, still clad in his boxers, about to put on his training shirt, and stared at Hinagiku, who was blushing up a storm.
Hinagiku, on the other hand, was blushing so hard; she could swear she could see red coming off her cheeks. I mean, who could blame her? Seeing Naruto's 6-Pack abs and slightly muscled arms, she's bound to blush. Hinagiku could only stare at Naruto, the breakfast plate she brought forgotten, trying to trace over his hard abs and a few scars that showed up. The most noticeable scar was the large on just above his right lung. She shivered at the thought of Naruto being punctured through that area. Instead, she shook her head of thinking thoughts about taking Naruto there, and grabbed a pillow, throwing it at Naruto.
"What the hell are you doing changing in front of a girl!"
Naruto, being the hot temper boy he is, yelled back. "What the hell am I doing! What the hell are YOU doing! Barging in while I'm changing!" He yelped as a pillow punched him in the face.
"Ow! Hey, that hur-...!"
*SLAM*
He was interrupted with the door slamming, a plate of food on the table next to it. He growled as he put on his shirt and pants. He grabbed the food and mumbled a "Thanks for the food" and started eating.
He had just finished eating and opened the door to see Hinagiku wearing her pink school uniform. He blushed at the uniform and tried to push the thoughts of grabbing Hinagiku right there and diverted his gaze to something else.
"Eh, you're going somewhere too, Ayasaki-kun?"
It didn't really help with Hinagiku saying the suffix...
"Nowhere, just off to get some training done..."
"You train?"
"Yeah..."
"In what?"
"Well... martial arts..."
"Really?"
"Yes, really..."
Hinagiku sighed. "Well, hope you have a good time training..." She said, walking off. Naruto rolled his eyes before looking at Hinagiku's figure as she walked away. He blushed a bit before widening his eyes, shaking his head.
"Dammit... I'm not falling for Hinagiku-chan... I'm NOT falling for her..."
He then continued on his way as he repeatedly continued the mantra. As he reached his ideal field of training, he began doing light stretches. After feeling his muscles popping into flexible length, he then began to sprint around the forest 50 times before stopping and doing 50 pushups, pull-ups and sit-ups. He then stopped to take a breather.
As he walked across a giant field, he noticed four, no, five people at the other side of the line of trees. He watched in mild interest as two of them were girls around his age, one was a tanned man with wavy black hair, one looked around the age of 12 or 13, and the last was an old man with a beard and square-glasses. Naruto watched as what he thought would be a fight and inched closer...
Only to fall on his face as the old man presented a brief case of money to the tanned man.
"If fights could be resolved as easily as this, there wouldn't be any war, don't you think!"
Unknown to Naruto, the two girls were thinking the same thoughts as he was.
Naruto got back up only to be shocked as the tanned man suddenly sprouted blood around his face. "The hell! How the hell did that tanned guy get all bloody just by facing a bunch of money! I call bullshit!"
Shaking his head, he left the clearing.
He reached a vending machine and inserted what little of his money he had left. Drinking from the canned drink he received, he looked up at the sky.
"Whew... all this new stuff coming in sure is tiring... But I'm glad that I got to make new friends and managed to get a new place even though my parents deserted me and my brother is as well as dead-..."
He stopped, suddenly feeling dreadful.
"My parents deserted me... My brother's dead... Why the hell am I living for then...?"
To find you missing older brother...
"Yeah... that helps..."
Naruto sighed.
"Wonder how you're doing up there... Hayate..."
(Elsewhere)
"ACHOO~!"
"IDIOT! DON'T MOVE SO MUCH!"
"It was only a sneeze!"
"KYA~! D-DON'T MOVE!"
Ahh yes... the funny moments of someone sneeze from the fact that somebody talked about you... Yes... funny indeed.
(Back to Naruto)
It was well around 4 PM when Naruto came back to his lovely shack.
"Not really lovely... but better than nothing, I guess..."
He was about to enter when the main house's door slammed open.
Naruto stared at Hinagiku as she walked all the way to his direction.
"Uh..."
Naruto yelped as Hinagiku grabbed him by his collars and dragged him inside the lovely shack.
"Enough with the 'lovely' comment already!"
(Lovely Shack)
Naruto, still holding his tick mark, watched as Hinagiku walked back and forth in his lovely shack.
Holding another tick mark, he asked, "Um... what're you doing, Hinagiku-chan...?"
Hinagiku stopped and glared at him. Grabbing the nearest and only pillow, she started hitting him over and over.
"IDIOT! STUPID, IDIOT, IDIOT!"
"OW! H-hey! Wh-what did I do! Ow, stop it!"
"JERK! PERVERT! BRAIN-LESS JERK-FACE!"
"I'm not jerky! Nor am I a pervert! NOW STOP HITTING ME!"
"Idiot...! Good for nothing-!"
"H-hey! Watch it-!"
*WHAP*
Naruto fell down as Hinagiku slammed her final blow on him, losing her grip on the pillow. As Naruto dropped down, Hinagiku gasped for breath.
Naruto wisely scooted back as he waited for the next anger blow.
He watched as Hinagiku breathed in and out. Though the only thing that seemed to catch his eyes were her breasts rising and lowe-...
"I'm not a pervert, I'm not a pervert, I'm not a pervert, I'm not..."
'Whew... That sure took away my anger..."
"WHAT THE HELL AM I! A PUNCHING BAG!" Naruto yelled in his mind with a shocked face.
"Look, I don't know what was going on, but-..."
"There was a marathon at school..."
Naruto paused at the interruption.
"Really...? So~... Did you win...?"
He flinched as Hinagiku glared at him, a look that clearly said, "What do you think!"
"Um... So... uh... What happened...?"
"Oh, I fell and sprained my ankle, so I had to disqualify..." "Your idiotic, jerk of a brother trapped me on a suspending bridge, CLEARLY knowing that I have acrophobia, and costing me the race. Even making it worst that HE lost to my SISTER!"
"Oh... Sorry about that..."
"Too late for that..." Hinagiku thought. "Whatever, it doesn't matter anymore. Anyway, tomorrow, we're going to go shopping for clothes and stuffs, ok?"
Naruto blinked. "Uh... why?"
"Because you only have a few clothes in hand, so we're going to buy you more..."
"Um... ok... Why...?"
"Because, you'll have to go to school. You're 16 after all."
"Ah... but... you know that I'm behind by 6 years, right...?"
"No problem, we'll just have to push you back up 6 years."
"Um... ok...?"
"Good. See you tomorrow, Naruto-kun..."
Hinagiku then left without leaving any arguments to rise.
In the meantime, Naruto stared at the door, confused.
"Since when did she start calling me by my given name...?"
Ignisha: And done! And without further ado, let me introduce... KAMI!
Kami: Hi everyone~! From now on, I'll be the secondary host!
Naruto: Huh? I thought that was me...
Kami: Yeah... Well you fail!
Naruto: What's that supposed to mean-...
Kami: Well, let's just say that you suck!
Naruto: I don't suck! I'm the main character here-...!
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Naruto: *Under a 5-Ton Mallet*
Kami: *Sighs* Don't you hate it when characters gets so full of themselves...?
Ignisha: Uh... yeah... Anyway, this concludes this chapter! See you in the next chapter! Later!
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Ignisha: Oh yeah! And if any of you who reads my other story, Naruko VS Class of 3-A, go vote for the sequel! THANKS!
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