Mrs Norris was Harry Potter's lover and Chuck Norris' husband. Mrs Norris was sitting in the couch when she heard that her husband was coming home from his trip to The Fat Lady because she needed help with her bed. Mrs Norris tried to hide all the pictures of Severus Snape, because she was secretly taking pictures of him.

However, she did not hide her pictures of her lover Harry because Chuck Norris thought they were cousins because they had the same hair colour.

But they didn't have the same faceshape because she was stalking Ron because she thought he was hot because he visited Middle Earth with his abnormally large brother whenever he had time to because his mother didn't care if they were in the Middle Earth or on Mars because she was famous and in prison because she bought candy on a Sunday and they were not allowed to buy candy except for on Saturdays because that was the rules because otherwise everyone would end up like Ron Weasley because he ate candy because he was hungry because people are usually hungry because that's how humans work.

Chuck Norris was an exchange student from America because they didn't have magical schools in America because Dumbledore thought that it was stupid to teach the Americans magic because he wasn't American so why would anyone else need to be American? Mrs Norris thought good of Dumbledore because he was her stepfather and stepbrother at the same time because incest was against the law because there were too many purebloods because Voldemort was in a coma under the 60's because someone forced him to use the man pregnancy spell on himself because he was on drugs and he didn't really know what happened because his mother was mean to him.

She didn't like him at all, she just yelled at him because he always failed his English tests in Hogwarts because they didn't have any English tests in Hogwarts because they thought it was unnecessary which it certainly wasn't, which Voldemort proved because he couldn't even spell his own name because he was evil because his father had taught him to be evil because he was evil because his car got a flat because it was allergic to garlic.

Meanwhile during the threesome with Hermione, Draco and Pansy someone suddenly opened the door and it was Severus Snape that wanted to join them!

Hermione and Draco looked at each other and then...