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Chapter 3: Crybaby's and Fights
Yukie: *snoring*
Flippy: Hey Yukie, wake up.
Lifty: She sounds like you do when you're asleep.
Shifty: Yeah.
Flippy: I purr in my sleep?
Lifty & Shifty: Yes.
Evil: *blows an air horn*
Yukie: *still snoring*
Gaara: Wow she's out like a rock.
Evil: Hey look she's listening to her I-pod.
Cuddles: What's she listening to?
Evil: *looks* 'The Sharpest Lives' by My Chemical Romance
Gaara: Cool.
Naruto: What's on her play list?
Evil: My Chemical Romance, Linkin Park, Three Doors Down, Drowning Pool, Green Day, Creature Feature, Paramore, Blackmoor's Night, and some musical called 'Phantom of the Opera'.
Sakura: Oh I love that one! It was so romantic! Sasuke hold me.
Evil: … *cuts her open and shoves a grenade in her*
Sakura: *explodes*
Naruto: O_O
Yukie: *wakes up* Wha- Oh yeah! *Jumps up* Hey peoples! Welcome back to another installment of HTF and Naruto TRUTH or DARE.
Kyubi: Why are Shukaku and I still here?
Shukaku: Yeah, and why the hell are we still Chibi!
Yukie: Because you have to be, and you look so cute!
Kyubi & Shukaku: …
Gaara: Wow.
Yukie: … Shut up Gaara.
Shukaku: But we don't even get letters.
Yukie: Good idea!
Shukaku: Wait, what?
Yukie: Everyone can now ask Kyubi and Shukaku T or D!
Kyubi: Shukaku you idiot.
Shukaku: T~T
Yukie: Speaking of T or D, Mime could you bring me the letters?
Mime: *Nods*
Splendid: I hope I get one!
Splendont: *smacks the back of his head*
Splendid: OW! What was that for?
Splendont: Because I don't like you.
Yukie: Ouch.
Mime: *hands me two letters*
Yukie: Only two? What the hell? Come on people I need more T or D's!
Vampire Knight 777:
Open dare: *anyone who is daring enough to do it*- Stay in a room with Tobi
with the door locked for 2 hours! Who will kill themselves before that happens
or who will be triumphant!
Everyone: *looks at Lumpy*
Lumpy: What? Do I have something on my face?
Evil: GET HIM!
*Everyone tackles Lumpy and throws him in the closet with Tobi*
Sakura: Was that really necessary?
Evil: Who said you could talk! *kills her again*
Yukie: Somewhere in the world a league of Sakura haters are reading this fanfic and cheering…
Gaara: Who sent that dare anyway?
Amber: *pops up out of nowhere* ME!
Naruto: AHHH!
Yukie: Hey Amber.
Amber: Hey Yukie. *sees Sakura's dead body* Yay! Evil killed Sakura!
Yukie: Amber you know she comes back right?
Amber: Yeah, but still.
Evil: …
Yukie: Ok, next letter.
LoveAsha:
Gaara & Evil: (Dare) See who will win in a fight to the death.
Pop: (Truth) What happened to Cub's mom?
Gaara: What?
Evil: YES!
Yukie: Hmm, let's get Pop's question out of the way and wait for Lumpy to come out of that room. Then we can have the big epic battle!
Evil: Fine.
Pop: Well, Cub's mother died before I moved to Happy Tree Town. She was in a car accident and… I'm sorry I can't talk about it anymore.
Cub: Daddy.
Pop: Cub. *both hug each other crying their eyes out*
Naruto: Wow.
Lee: So moving, *sniff* I cannot stand it. *starts crying his eyes out*
Sasuke: I lost… to him?
Yukie: Yeah.
*two hours of crying later*
Yukie: The two hours are up. Let's cheek on our idiots. *opens the door and Tobi and Lumpy's bodies fall out*
Flippy: OMG!
Amber: Ew.
Evil: …
Yukie: I think their stupidity killed each other.
Lifty: Could happen.
Shifty: Yeah.
Yukie: Ok, *shoves bodies back into the room* Let's move on to our last dare. *pushes button*
*Gaara and Evil are transported to an empty arena*
Gaara: Where are we?
Yukie: *on a giant television screen* Attention Gaara and Evil, this arena is devoid of all life except yourselves. Cameras are set up so that everyone can still watch the fight, but not get in your way. The rules are: That there are no rules. The fight continues until your opponent is dead. There are various weapons scattered about the arena, use them if you wish. Begin! (Ok I'm gonna change formatting so I can describe the fight better. I have never really written a fight scene so tell me what was good and what wasn't.)
Gaara and Evil faced each other, trying to stare the other down or to see what they would do. After a few moments Evil dived for one of the scattered weapons, while Gaara summoned up his sand.
Grabbing an AK-47 Evil turned to Gaara and fired a shot at his head which was blocked by his sand but the shockwave of the impact sent him back a few feet. "Interesting way of protecting yourself." Evil said, lowering his weapon, "but you don't win by defense alone."
"You don't think I know that?" Gaara said, "You are unobservant."
"Huh?" Evil looked down and found his legs had been immobilized by Gaara's sand. "Very clever," Evil said, mockingly, "but not clever enough." He quickly reached for a bottle of water that had been lying around and dumped it on the sand that held him captive. "But I don't think it works if the sand is waterlogged."
Gaara growled. "Touché. But we have just begun."
"Yes we have." Evil stated, before throwing a grenade at Gaara, which exploded as it impacted on the sand. Taking advantage of the confusion, Evil hid himself so he could plan his next move.
(Normal formatting)
Yukie: This is getting interesting.
Flippy: Yes it is. I wonder who will win?
Amber: Who cares? This is going to be awesome!
Yukie: We'll find out next time, so tune in! *camera turns off*
A/N: Ok before you say anything, I did that so some others could get their say in the matter of Evil vs. Gaara. If you want Gaara to win leave a review saying so or if you want Evil to win do the same thing. I will also accept ideas for the fight itself because as I said before I've never written a fight scene. So please read and review, and HAPPY HALLOWEEN!