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Aww! There were only 2 reviews! Pity. Anyways, Here's the harem!

Moto Uzumaki

Tsunade Senju

Orochimara

Chiyo

Konan

FemYahiko

FemNagato

That's the harem! I have to say I rather like this harem! However, If you don't get something then It'll most likely be explained here! Moto Uzumaki Is the daughter of Mito Uzumaki. The picture of her Is either already on my profile or I'll put It on before I post this chapter so you all can see It! Second of all Is Chiyo, you should know her from the Second Shinobi World War as the puppeteer who always hate Tsunade because she could always find a cure for her poisons. Yep, that's her!

That's pretty much It! If I haven't explained how the pairing of Konan, FemYahiko and FemNagato x Naruto Is gonna work than I'll explain.

I am going to have the war be a little early In happening, and I don't know which war the group of orphans appear In but I'm going to have them come during the Second Shinobi World War. Their also going to be either 12-13 while the future Sannin (Naruto included) are going to be In their teens. (15-16) The only reason their going to be on the battle field Is because by that time, Sarutobi will actually be a good Sensei and he'll be able to actually teach them. (Unlike a certain hot yet overly lazy Sensei who picked favorites!)

That'll make the pairing better and not weird as It would have been If they came up In the Third Shinobi World War, 10-11 and Naruto and the rest are In their 30's! Seriously, I don't think so! Also, I have a plan for Uzushiogakure! It shall persevere through the war! Anyways, Here's the chapter!

Training Ground 4 - With Team 4

As Team 4 rushed through the trees, jumping from branch to branch everyone besides Naruto was looking tense. Naruto looked back and sighed before he got an idea that would so lighten the mood. Naruto took out his Ipod Touch 3rd Gen and started blasting Baby Got Back.

"Oh my God Becky, look at her butt! It's just so big 'scoff' She looks like, on of those rap guys gurlfriends. But, ya'know, who understand those rap guys? 'scoff' They only talk to her because she looks like a total prostitute 'kay. I mean, her butt, It's just so big, 'scoff' I can't believe It's just so round, It's like out there I mean 'scoff' gross! Look! She's just so... Black!"

"I like big butts and I cannot lie! You other brothers can't deny! And when a girl walks In with an itty bity waist and a round thing In yo face you get sprung! Wanna pull up tough so 'cause you noticed that butt was stuffed deep In the jeans she's wearin'! I'm hooked and I can't stop starin'! Oh baby! I wanna get wi'cha and take yo picture! My homeboys tried to warn me but that butt you got make m-m-me so horny!"

However, before the song could finish Orochimara sprang at the Ipod, ripped it out of his grip with a blush on her face and turned the song off. Naruto looked back and saw Tsunade with a similar blush on her face. He then looked at Jiraiya who was looking at him with a smile and a thumbs up as If to say. "Good one!" Naruto shook his head with a small smile on his face and turned back towards Tsunade and Orochimara who were glaring from him to his Ipod.

"Glad to see you guys aren't tense anymore! Although I have to say ladies, I'm surprised that you can glare at both me and my Ipod while still tree hopping." Naruto remarked before the girls decided to focus on what's ahead of them as they tossed Naruto his Ipod. He grabbed It and slipped It Into his pocket as they reached the clearing which had their Sensei.

As Naruto's clone dispelled Naruto went over It's memories. However, all he saw was his Sensei throwing Kunai at a tree as a pass time so Naruto shook his head and dismissed the memories. "I'm going now. Get your weapons out. Hopefully, you all have ok aim. Jiraiya? If you don't think you can hit Sensei then don't throw got It? That goes for you lovely Hime's as well." They all nodded, though the 'Hime's' had light blushes on their faces as they turned towards where their Sensei sat.

They all got their weapons as Naruto opened his weapons scroll for Jiraiya before he hoped down In front of Hiruzen. Hiruzen stood up and smiled at the boy. "Lesson 1. Tai-jutsu!" Hiruzen said which made Naruto smirk. As they began to throw punches left and right Sarutobi felt a stinging sensation In his left leg he looked down and out of the corner of his eye he saw a cut. He looked Into the tree line In bewilderment but before he could see anything Naruto punched him square In the nose, breaking It and sending blood everywhere.

Hiruzen then focused on Naruto again. Just as he was going to move In for a hit to the boys face he felt extreme pain In his right leg. He looked down and saw a shuriken protruding from his calf. He again looked at the treeline before he just barely dodged a punch to his stomach. He looked at Naruto then back to the treeline before he darted for the trees. However, Naruto was hot on his heels as Naruto took out some kunai of his own and threw them at the Sarutobi's back.

Hiruzen, who heard the kunai coming at him jumped onto a tree branch before going further Into the forest. The first thing he saw was Orochimara standing In front of Tsunade and Jiraiya with Tsunade standing behind her and Jiraiya standing behind them all. They all had kunai In their hands In reverse grip. As Orochimara charged Naruto suddenly appeared above Hiruzen and brought his foot up behind the mans head before slamming said head Into the ground below.

The team followed their soon-to-be sensei to the ground before Naruto and Orochimara started attacking their Sensei, again, with Tai-jutsu. Tsunade started using C Rank Nin-jutsu of water or lightning while Jiraiya was In a crouch throwing kunai and shuriken whenever he had an opening. As Orochimara attacked from the right Naruto came from the left as Orochimara threw a fist to Hiruzens stomach while Naruto threw a punch for the back Hiruzen's head. However, at the last second the man Kawarimi-ed away. Hiruzen watched as the log he'd replaced himself with was decimated Into splinters as he sweat dropped.

"Did they add chakra Into their fists?..." Hiruzen said quietly before he jumped up to avoid a kunai aimed for his heart. "REALLY JIRAIYA?!" He yelled. Jiraiya just shrugged. "I knew you were going to dodge Sensei." Tsunade smirked as she yelled "WATER STYLE: WATER DRAGON JUTSU!" Everyone looked at her In shock of her being able to perform an A Rank Technique. However, seeing as Tsunade had done other Jutsus before that she ran out of chakra.

Jiraiya then decided that he didn't want to waist any more kunai because he then yelled. "FIRE STYLE: FIRE BALL JUTSU!" The all looked at him In shock of knowing an Uchiha move as they watched the fireball rush Hiruzen. However, It had started out In medium size so by the time It reached Hiruzen It was rather small. Hiruzen moved out of the way just In time as his shock wore off but he did notice his jacket get slightly singed.

"Sorry It was so small. That's one of the only Jutsu I know and apparently my element Isn't fire." Jiraiya said as he rubbed the back of his head before he went back to throwing kunai."Orochimara. What Jutsu do you know?" Naruto said as they started dodging C-B rank Jutsu from Hiruzen. "I know Water Style: Water Bullets and Wind Style: Wind Bullets. Why?" Orochimara said as fast as she could, flipping over a medium sized fireball.

"Orochimara. I know how to take down Sarutobi-sensei in one move!" Orochimara looked at him in shock before just barely dodging 6 water bullets. Naruto himself flipped over a barrage of wind bullets before he flew through 3 handsigns and shouted, "Illusions of Horror!" before 'aiming' the technique at Sarutobi. Never having seen or heard of the technique he watched to see what would happen. This is the mistake that will forever haunt him. After all, who would want to see Might Duy naked?! Lets just say, Hiruzen was one of the people who could have lived without ever seeing such a thing. However, Naruto's Genjutsu shoved a naked Maight Duy in the nice guy pose in his face.

Oh well! Who needs sanity anyway? As Hiruzen woke up, shaking his head trying to get Maight Duy out of his head he tried moving his arms before realizing that he was tied up to the the middle wooden log. In front of him stood Tsunade draped over Orochimara, most likely not trusting Naruto or Jaraiya and Orochimara was adjusting Tsunade every few seconds, most likely because Tsunade and her were about the same weight. Naruto was standing up straight, unmoving as Jiraiya, looking slightly tired, leaned on him. "Well it looks like you all pass! Oh and Naruto. Your dead to me." Hiruzen said, glaring at Naruto darkly towards the end. Naruto threw his head back and laughed before he threw a kunai at the ropes holding back their new sensei. As the ropes fell slack Hiruzen slowly sat up, rubbing his arms to get the blood circulating.

Hiruzen then watched as his students went their way towards home, Orochimara helping Tsunade home while Naruto helped Jiraiya to his home.

With Tsunade and Orochimara

"Orochimara?" Tsunade asked, eyes blurry. "Yes?" Orochimara replied. "Wanna have a sleep over?" Orochimara almost fell from the building she was currently on when she heard the request. After all, she'd never been invited to anyones house before, let alone to spend the night! However, as Orochimara felt herself start to fall she recomposed herself and kicked off of the wall behind her, sending her up onto the roof across from her. "Yeah... I'd like that." Orochimara answered, a small smile playing on her lips.

As they reached the Senju Compound Orochimara slowly pulled Tsunade off of her back before grabbing Tsunade's arm and throwing it over her shoulder so Tsunade could walk somewhat. As the gates of the compound opened the Nidaime Hokage, Tobirama Senju flew out towards Tsunade, worry the only clear emotion on his face. As he reached Orochimara and Tsunade he grabbed his granddaughter and nodded to Orochimara in thanks before rushing back to the house. Orochimara then followed, keeping on the mans heels as best as she could.

As they reached a medic room Tobirama put Tsunade down on a hospital like bed before calling a medic. "She was using a lot of jutsu. She only has chakra exhaustion to my knowledge." Orochimara spoke up, trying to help. "Thank you." Tobirama said back, replying verbally this time. As Orochimara sat down in a stiff wooden chair in the right corner of the room she looked over at Tsunade with slight worry before shaking it off, knowing the girl would be ok. As the medic rushed in, hands already holding a green glow, the medic ran to Tsunade's side, laying her hands over the girls chest.

As the medic nin backed away from the Senju heir said girl opened her eyes. She sat up slowly before looking to her left and smiled at her grandfather before glancing to her right, smiling brightly at the fact that Orochimara was still there. As she slowly got up from the bed she bowed in thanks to the medic nin before hugging her grandpa. She then turned faster than she should have with such low chakra and grabbed Orochimara's hand before dashing to her room, practically dragging her newest friend to said room.

With Jiraiya and Naruto

As the pair reached Jiraiya's house the door flew open revealing a very drunk merchant with an equally drunk wife, both looking very mad indeed. "Jiraiya! You get your ass in her boy! You should have been home 2 hours ago dumbass! It seems like I'll have to teach you another lesson!" Jiraiya looked at the pair in horror before turning to Naruto, practically begging his teammate to help him out of this mess.

"Um... Actually our sensei said that Jiraiya should live with me now! We came to pick up Jiraiya's belongings." Naruto said, thinking of a quick lie. This only seemed to make the parents even more furious. "WE NOW HOW TO TAKE CARE OF THAT YOUNG BASTARD SO HAND HIM OVER! I'LL CALL THE P-POLICE! THEN THEY'LL AREST YOU!" This time the 'mother' spoke up, shouting unnecessarily and very obnoxiously. "Sorry, but if you don't let Jiraiya and I get his things and let us go peacefully than the Hokage will throw you in jail for disobeying his orders!" This seemed to make the merchant pair think twice before the backed away from the door.

After Naruto and Jiraiya had gotten everything they headed for the door Jiraiya was hit upside the head with a beer bottle, landing face down. Naruto quickly dodged the bottle coming toward his own head by jumping to the left. He turned around the see Jiraiya's 'parents' with different types of empty alcohol bottles. They started throwing them like shuriken at Naruto. However, because of their drunken state their aim was sloppy at best.

As Naruto dodged their make shift weapons he quickly Kawarimi'ed with a bottle in the 'mothers' hand before kicking the tall woman in the face just as the bottle he'd Kawarimi'ed with dropped to the ground, knocking her out. He then punched the 'father' square in the nose, makingthe man fly into the wall. Naruto then walked over to Jiraiya, wondering how he could wake the boy up. Snapping his fingers Naruto quickly ran into the houses kitchen and grabbed an onion and knife before rushing back to Jiraiya's side.

He then layed the onion under jiraiya's nose before cutting it, the fresh smell of onion wafting up into Jiraiya's nose. This made Jiraiya shoot up holding his nose, skrieking about his sense of smell being destroyed. Naruto chuckled before taking out a scroll and seeling all of Jiraiya's things into it before walking out the door, noting that Jiraiya was still following him. "What did you just do with my stuff? Where did it go? Can you teach me? Is it easy to learn or is it hard? Do you think I could be good at it? Did my things into an alternate demention or did you teleport them to your house? Tell me! Tell me! TELL ME!" Jiraiya said in one breath, heaving as he finished his rather loud questioning session.

"First off, DON'T EVER SHOUT LIKE THAT AGAIN! Second of all, I sealed all of your things into a scroll. They stay inside until you smear your blood onto the seal and think whatever you want inside released. I can give you a few books on the basics of seals but I won't teach you anything until you've read everything in the books I give you. Learning how to make seals is a very complicated process the only people known to ever make seals in the midst of battle being Mito Uzumaki. Every other seal user either makes them before hand or buys them. However, if you have a knack for Fuin-jutsu it's easier to learn how to make seals or reverse them."

"I think you could become very good at Fuin-jutsu as long as you practice as hard as you can. While there are extremely advanced seals that take things to another demention I have never heard of one that immediately transports your things to your house. That is something that would be useful to create though." Naruto said, finishing his little speech. Jiraiya nodded, taking it all in, before he asked. "Where do you live Naruto?" Naruto chuckled before replying. "The Red Light District." Upon seeing Jiraiya's horrified look he quickly calmed his teammates fears. "Bad things only happen to you in the Red Light District if you don't belong."

This seemed to calm Jiraiya, if only slightly. However, as they passed by a few prostitutes on the street Jiraiya cheered up. Naruto shook his head. 'Of course prostitutes would brighten him up. Pervert.' Naruto thought, shaking his head with a small smile. As they reached Naruto's apartment Naruto unlocked the door and stretched his arms out wide while saying. "This is your new home!"

Sup guys! I hope you like it! Weirdest thing! I was trying to submit a Skyrim fanfic but I couldn't find the game Skyrim in the sub genres anywhere! I couldn't even find The Elder Scrolls: Skyrim! Oh well. I hope you enjoyed this chapter! Please R&R and I hope ya'll enjoy your day!

Chow for Now! Peace:)

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