DARTH VADER: Come to the dark side. It's the only way . . . hey, wait. You're not my son.
LUKE: He had a headache. I'm filling in for him today.
DARTH VADER: NOOOOO this cannot work! Get out!
LUKE: No, no, I can do it. See? Noooooooooo . . . . .
DARTH VADER: You are too evil to be my son!
LUKE: Isn't that what you want? Look, I'm a Sith now.
DARTH VADER: Mrblgrblmmbfh . . . this is not how the story goes. You're supposed to help me turn to the light side!
LUKE: Sorry, man. Look, maybe he'll feel better tomorrow. Now let's rule the galaxy!
DARTH VADER: Actually, can you stay?