A/N: Chapter three here. Hope you enjoy. End A/N

I woke up to find myself in a chair again. This time with metal chains binding me.

"If I ever catch you doing ANYTHING with my books again, you will NOT get off so easily." Twilight greeted me as I woke up.

"Why do you care? Books are made to eat. The stuffs on the inside is useless." I replied.

"You mean you don't know how to read?"

"Reading to me is like trying to fight off waves of incoming floating lamps with machine guns."

"I take that as you don't like to read?"

"Not at all. They taste great though!"

"How can a book even have a good taste?"

"ITS GOOD STUFZ. Now untie me so I can do some things and some stuffs."

"NO. Not until you at least tell me who you are and where you came from so I can send you back."

"I'm Jakar Krazstin. I came from your moms basement."

"...What? Did you really come from my mother's basement?"

"Maybe I did?"

"Ugh, please Jakar. Be SERIOUS here. Where did you come from so I can get you out of here."

"I dunno." I replied quickly.

"You really don't know where you came from?" Twilight responded, a lot of doubt in her voice.

"WHERE I CAME FROM I TOOK A SHOTGUN TO DA FACE YO! IT WAS FUCKIN EPIC!" I suddenly yelled.

"Try to calm down, Jakar. Please, for the love of Celestia. Tell me where you came from."

"Ooh, you were ultimately pissed at me a few minutes ago, and now you begging me to tell you something. How cuuuute."

"Hey! Stop it! Just tell me where you came from!"

"That mom's basement idea is still floating around, no?"

"You did not come from my mom's basement. Just tell me where you came from, or I will force it out of you."

"You can force stuff out of people? I once did that. That toilet never worked again..."

"That's it. I can't take this anymore." Her horn suddenly began to glow. I then felt a strange sensation in my head.

"Aaah!" Twilight yelled. Her horn quickly stopped glowing, and the sensation in my head stopped. She then just looked at me.

"Wut."

"How can you even live like that? You head is so...disorganized and random. How..." She trailed off.

"WITH THE POWERS BESTOWED UPON ME BY THE HOLY GOO GOO MAN, I WILL GET OUT OF THIS BORING PLACE!" I proceeded to jump while still in the chair. I only went up a few feet, then fell, slamming my head to the ground and knocking me out.

I opened my eyes to find myself to still be in the library. However, there was a huge pony here, more like a horse.

"I just don't know where it came from. I found it running around yelling it was a briefcase." I overheard Twilight saying.

"Hmm, very strange. You said you were inside it's mind, correct?" The white horse with the flowing mane replied.

"Yes. It was such a disaster of randomness and disorganized thoughts...It was like Pinkie Pie, but lots worse!"

"Let me see if I could get in."

The white horse began to approach me, but then I got an epic idea.

"I wanna ride you!" I yelled, jumping up from the metal chains. Countless times I've had to do that lol. The white horse stumbled back, but I jumped on it.

"YEAH! LETS GO RIDIN AROUND LIKE A BUNCH OF FAGGOT COWBOYS IN OLD WESTERN TIMEZ! SHOOTEMUP!" I yelled as I slapped the horse across the side.

"Princess Celestia!" Twilight yelled as she tried to get me off.

Suddenly I began to feel very faint. I passed out shortly afterwards.

I woke up to find myself pinned to the wall by a magic force.

"Again, I'm terribly sorry for that. I had no idea! I thought it was securely trapped by the chains!" Twilight apologized to the white horse.

"It is alright my student. I should've been more careful. At least no damage was done." The white horse replied.

"Why am I trapped? I wanna ride horsey!" I spoke up.

The two then turned their attention to me.

"Let me try again." The white horse said, walking toward me.

Her horn glowed, and my head began to feel strange. This continued for a few minutes, before finally it stopped.

"This is definitely the most bizarre mind I have ever seen. I don't know how one could live like that." The white horse said.

"What did you find?" Twilight asked.

"It comes from a place called earth. It seems to have been always this insane. It also never even passed third grade."

"How did it get here?"

"It seemed to of died. I do not understand how it would end up here though."

While they continued blabbing about random stuff, I tried to think of a way to get out of here.

"Twilight!" I called out.

"What is it?" She responded.

"Get me out of here. Den I'll buy u somethin."

"Not until you can be trusted."

'Damnit'

I eventually noticed that the magic force was pushing me against the wall, not holding me in place. I came up with an epic idea.

"HOLY SHIT LOOK BEHIND YOU IT'S SLENDERMAN!" I yelled.

They both then looked behind them. Then I punched the wall behind me, causing it to break and have me fall through. I proceeded to get up and start running. Unfortunately I felt faint again.

"For such an insane mind it sure can think well."

I then passed out, again.

A/N: Chapter three over. Hope you enjoyed. Next one should be up in a few days. End A/N