"Oh hi Spongboeb!" Patrick yelled at Spongebob who was in the bathroom stall with Patrick. Patrick, who was a fag idiot, couldn't even tell that Spongebob was in the bathroom stall where Spongebob had been at. Spongebob thinking smart like had thought Patrick saw he had been there doing nothing which Spongebob had been doing nothing. Scared that Patrick was going to be angry with his best friend after not doing a nothing, Spongebob began to open his mouth to talk and explain what he had done when Patrick shouted in a very sad sad voice the kind that makes you feel like ass, "Spongebob I just got raped by Plankton."

Spongebob swam out of the battroom as fast as he could feeling the guilt run down his body like the blood ran down Patrick's leg, though Patrick forgot about the blood since he's not the brightest bulb in the great blue sea unlike Sandy Cheeks. Spongebob was swimming so fast he did not realize he ran into Larry Lobster, who was on the high school football team and the bus. They were at school.

"Watch it you yellow holed loser before I claw in your ass" Larry told Spongebob since he was yellow and not playing football.

Spongebob did not have a butthole to clench but he had lots of other holes so those clenched in times of encumbrance. Larry threw Spongebob in a grabage can because he could not stop him from picking him up and throwing him. Spongebob did not like throwing things as he did not like sports and he also did not like throwing his grades because he wanted to impress Sandy even though he embarrassed her earlier making himself kind of gay, so he couldn't throw against Larry. This was bad because the janitor,Dennis came to take the trash out to the water dumpster and did not see Spongebob in the garbage because he was a sponge.

"Aw barnacles" Spongebob said in the trash can. "What can I do to get out of this sea pickle?" Spongebob said to Spongebob in the trash can with him in it. Just then, he had an idea like Isek Newtan if he was a fish with ideas.

Meanwhile Patrick fell out of the bathroom and slow swam to his class. This class was Mrs. Puff's class who taught english and driving. Patrick hated this class because he was not smart and spoke enlish like somebody from a country that is not America. You also had to read english on the road to see where youre going like reading a book but not on a car or else you'd crash and die and become street decoration.

"Patrick you are late to my class for the last time and you are going to go to detention now" said Mrs. Puff his teacher. So Patrick went to detention instead. He was going to detention, bummer

On the way to detention Patrick got seen by Plankton and he could not stop thinking about how Plankton had done sex with him and wondered what Spongebob was to do when if ever his holes got sexed unwillingly with. But then this gave him a very good idea for Patrick who wasnt really smart usually like his friends Squidward. Squidward hated idiots but he would give props for Patrick for using the head he doesn't have for once, which he does have a head but it's clogged with salt water.

Plankton wife Karen also was a teacher at his high school also and would tell her what happened with sex with Plankton in the bathroom. So he went to Karen who would send him to detention since he's not in class but it's ok as he was supposed to be there anyway.

"Hello Ms. Karen" said Patrick to Plankton's wife and teacher Karen.

What Patrick didn't know was that Spongebob was hiding naked under the desk because him and her were just having sex also