Author's note: This chapter takes place two days before the chapter "The bored King." In this chapter you will learn why you should never, ever, ever, EVER, allow Peewit to borrow your ipod.
The next chapter after this will be a continuation from this one BTW.
Anywho I do not own Johan, Peewit, or any of the smurfs. They are all the wonderful creations created by Peyo.
Livy belongs to me.
There was a maiden a maiden so fair,
"No no. That won't work."
Reach for the stars, and never stop dreaming
"No that's terrible!"
Hear the clang of the bell
And the horses feet
And the screams of the foe
who fell
"No! Ugh!"
The good King had fallen in a state of boredom and as the jester, it was Peewit's job to entertain him.
Peewit had tried every single trick, told every single joke, and sang every single song that he knew and still the King was bored.
Right now the blonde haired, blue eyed jester was busy trying his hardest to write a new song to perform for the king, but he was having a severe case of writers block.
"Come on Peewit! Think! Think! Think!" Peewit said to himself as he paced the room. Peewit climbed onto his bed and hung his head off the side upside down in an attempt to get the blood flowing to his brain...still nothing.
Peewit sighed an exasperated sigh. He had been in his room for an hour and a half now trying to write a new song and he still didn't even have a tune to play. He was drawing a complete blank.
Peewit heard the light sound of footsteps make there way across the hall. He watched upside down as Livy walked by his room eating an apple and very quietly sing a song to herself.
If they say why? Why?
Tell 'em that it's human nature
Why? Why?
Does he do me that way
If they say why? Why?
Just tell them that it's human nature
Why? Why?
Does he do me that way
Peewit rolled his eyes. She had a song to sing and here he was with absolutely no idea what to write. Wait a minute- That's it!
"Livy! Ow!" Peewit had slipped off the bed in his excitement and hit his head on the floor. He shook it off and hopped to his feet running out of the room.
"Livy!"
"Huh?" Livy called being brought back to reality by the jesters calls.
"Livy can I borrow your Jpod?"
"My what?"
"That thing that your always listening to music to."
"Oh you mean my ipod?"
"Yeah that."
"Well, I don't mind you borrowing it but why?"
"Because the king is still bored and I can't think of any thing else that would entertain him." the jester explained.
"So you was thinking you would sing a song to the king from my time huh?" Livy asked smugly as she took a bite of her apple.
"Please? Don't make me beg." Peewit said as he clasped his hands together and got on his knees.
"You already are begging."
"Work with me here please?" Peewit replied sarcastically.
"I already said you could borrow it."
"Oh thank you! Thank you! Thank you!" Peewit cried as he hugged her legs.
"I'll go get it!" Peewit said as he took off running towards Livy's room.
"Peewit!" Livy called after him.
"What?" Peewit called back as he skidded to a stop. Livy reached into her pocket and pulled out the ipod and held it up for Peewit to see.
"I knew it was there the whole time." Peewit said crossing his arms and refusing to make eye contact.
"Sure you did Peewit. Sure you did."
"Ok so this is how you turn it on, this controls the volume, this is replay, and this is skip." Livy explained as she showed the jester how to work the musical device.
"You got it?"
"I think so." Peewit replied as he messed with the ipod.
"If you need help with it just come find me. I'll be in the courtyard sparring with Johan."
"Yeah, yeah. Sure." Peewit said not paying attention to her. Livy rolled her eyes and laughed quietly as she left Peewits room, and went to her own to get her bow and arrows.
Fascinated was not the best word to describe the feelings Peewit had toward the music device. His eye's glowed like a small child's on Christmas morning as he ran his thumb over the dial.
"How can so many different types of songs be in such a small device?" he wondered. Peewit listened to a few songs by some people by the names of, Lady Gaga, Daughtry, Taylor Swift, Nickelback, and Bruno Mars and many others. All of them were such amazing songs. Nothing like he'd ever heard. How could he pick?
"Sire I am pleased to announce that I have a new song to sing to you." Peewit announced proudly a couple of hours later as he stood at the foot of the King's throne.
"Well let's hear it." the King said in a monotone voice not really caring. Livy gave Peewit a smile and a thumbs up sign from where she and Johan stood on the side of the throne.
Peewit smiled back and tuned his lute. Once he got it at the right pitch he strummed it and started to sing.
Let's drop!
Yeah!
Come on!
Shake it! Shake it!
I'll take you home
If you don't leave me at the front door
(leave me at the front door)
Your boy's cold
But girl were getting so warm
And I was thinking of ways
That I could get inside
(Get inside)
Tonight your falling in love
Let me go now
This feeling's tearing me up
Here we go now
Now if she does it like this
Will you do it like that?
Now if she touches like this
Will you touch her right back?
Now if she moves like this
Will you move like that?
Come on!
Shake shake
Shake shake
Shake shake it!
Shake shake
Shake Shake
Shake shake it
Shake shake
Shake shake
Shake shake it
Shake shake
Shake shake
Shake Shake it
Shake shake
Shake shake
Shake shake it
Livy's eyes grew to the size of saucers. She had forgotten about that song! She didn't tell Peewit that all the songs on her ipod might not be the most...appropriate to sing in front of royalty. Luckily though the King didn't seem to understand the songs true meaning.
Your lips tremble
But your eyes are in a straight stare
( In a straight stare)
Were on the bed
but your clothes are laying right there
And I was thinking of places
That I could hide
(I could hide)
Tonight your falling in love
Let me go now
This feelings tearing me up
Here we go now
Now if she does it like this
Will you do it like that?
Now if she touches like this
Will you touch her right back
Now if she moves like this
Will you move like that?
Come on!
Shake shake
Shake Shake
Shake shake it
Shake shake
Shake shake
Shake shake it
Shake shake
Shake shake
Shake Shake it
Shake Shake
Shake shake
Shake shake it
Livy started to tremble as she held in her laughter. Oh if they only knew.
I saw you dancing
And I couldn't get you off my mind
I could tell that you could tell
I was taking my time
But I was thinking of ways
To get you to stay tonight
Your body's shaking
Turn me on
So I can turn off the lights
Now if she does it like this
Will you do it like that?
Now if she touches like this
Will you touch her right back?
Now if she moves like this
Will you move like that?
Come on!
Shake Shake
Shake shake
Shake shake it
Shake shake
Shake shake
Shake shake it
Shake Shake
Shake shake
Shake shake it
Shake shake
Shake shake
Shake shake it
Shake shake
Shake shake
Shake shake it
Shake shake
Shake Shake
Shake shake it
Shake shake
Shake shake
Shake Shake it
Shake Shake
Shake shake
Shake shake it
Shake shake
Shake shake
Shake shake it
Livy couldn't control her laughter any longer. She squeaked out an "Excuse me." to the King and Johan and ran past Peewit, and through the doors.
Once far enough away Livy busted out laughing. She put her hand against the wall to steady herself as she laughed. Tears rolled down her face and she started to gasp for breath.
"What on earth is so funny?" Johan asked as he and Peewit ran up to her.
"T-That song!" Livy gasped out before giggles took her over again.
"What's wrong with it?" Peewit asked confused.
"Peewit do you even know what that song's about?" Livy asked wiping a tear from her eye.
"Dancing? I don't know." the jester admitted.
Livy got a hold of herself and bent down and whispered the songs true meaning. Peewits eyes grew huge and he turned green.
"It is?"
Livy nodded.
"And I just-" he stammered in shock.
Livy nodded her head again.
"WHY ON EARTH WOULD ANYONE MAKE UP A SONG ABOUT THAT? ARE THE PEOPLE OF YOUR TIME ALWAYS THAT VULGAR! WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?"
"To be honest I forgot that that song was even on there." Livy defended trying desperately not to smile, and was failing miserably.
"I think I'm gonna be sick!" Peewit turned on his heel and ran out of the room with one hand covering his mouth.
Livy busted out laughing again. She did feel bad for forgetting to warn Peewit but she could not stop laughing. Livy calmed herself down and looked at Johan.
"I should have warned him about that song." Livy admitted.
"One question," Johan started.
"Go on"
What IS that song about exactly?"
Meanwhile Peewit had run outside and was losing his lunch in a rose bush. He could not believe that he had just sung that song. In front of the king! Peewit just prayed that the King didn't know what that song was about.
Once the jester had emptied out the contents of his stomach he stood there panting. He was mad at Livy for not warning him about that song. He had to get back at her. But how?
"Just bring it around back." Peewit heard the cook say.
Peewit peeked through the bushes and saw Thomas as he delivered a supply of wine to the kitchen.
An evil little smile formed on Peewit's lips as an idea formed in his mind. An idea for revenge!
Ok ok I know that this is similar to chapter one, BUT this chapter ties into the next which will have some funny fluffiness so bear with me. BTW Peewit's reaction was basically mine when I found out what the song's true meaning was. No I did not throw up, but I did kinda spazz out pretty bad. xD
Anyway the first song was Human Nature by Michael Jackson, the other Shake it by Metro Station. As always review!