Ok, here it is... fuck. Yeah, new chap. Thanking those who reviewed by the way.
Onto the story my minions! To hell be with bitches and pussies!
Seriously though, I'm bored out of my mind here!
Oh, and I should warn you, Naruto is neither good nor bad, yet both at the same time... yes, that means he can also be evil... still fighting for the 'good' side though, but... well, you'll see what I'm talking about. And yes, that means Naruto will be doing illegal shit a lot of times.
It has been two years since Naruto went undercover, and the blonde found out a few things during those two years. First, he discovered Orochimaru is more than willing to help him with anything he asks. Second, he found out that Akatsuki is a rather interesting group. Third, the Assassin Brotherhood and the Legacy of the Knights Templar have been apparently left for him to find during one of his missions. Thankfully, his comrades in ANBU weren't changed, and so was the Sandaime. Then there were those Gundams that he found and he created his own out of respect for the past Gundams. He did have to copy a few abilities from each gundam though just to make his the most perfect one. One made directly by... his own body.
Nevertheless, Naruto is not occupied with thoughts of world domination. He could do that whenever he wanted to, but what fun would he have?
Currently, the blonde is sitting next to one Hinata Hyūga. The girl is practically blushing at being so close to her not-so-secret crush. Even better is that this day is the day of graduations. Oh yes, also, many more complications occured over the last two years. Such as Sasuko being erased due to someone else taking her place in the world.
Shit obviously just hit the fan and said fan sprayed it everywhere. Pun intended since Naruto did use that prank once... inside the teacher's lounge. Safe to say, the school was considered haunted by stinky teachers for five days. A pity Naruto didn't use twenty five gallons of wet shit and piss.
That aside, Naruto obviously passes with flying colors and he can now set his plan in motion. What plan you may ask? The plan to go around the world and fuck bitches. Yes, the blonde hero is that barbaric... quite a contradiction isn't it? Well, spending two years being treated like shit can easily do that to a person. Makes one wonder hoa the cannon verse didn't do this, but hey, that's Kishi for ya. And really, without him, this story wouldn't be here.
So now we skip to Naruto tailing Mizuki. How boring. "Fuma Shuriken!"
Mizuki's blood runs cold. He dodges one just in the nic of time, but then a barrage of the shuriken head straight for him. Each one is coated with Kurama's dark chakra making them dig deep into trees and the ground, some even slice through trees only to get stuck in another soon after.
"Oh for Kami sake, Tajuu Kage Fuma Shuriken no Jutsu!" Naruto's voice rings out through the trees and this time, the shuriken number in the thousands.
Mizuki is currently hiding behind a rock thick enough for no shuriken to go through. The scroll he had with him is out there since one of those shuriken cut off the sling attached. He couldn't go back out there without being killed, but that soon changed when the attack stopped. The man peeks out to find the scroll still intact, and he goes for it. If he can succeed with this task, his clients have a very interesting payment.
"Now who said I would just leave?" Naruto asks as he wears an outfit given to him by his dear friend Zetsu.
"W-who are you?!" Mizuki asks while ultimately failing to put up a brave front.
"Well, the guy who owned this outfit was Tobi, but since you'll die, I'm Naruto." The blonde says before using Amaterasu to burn Mizuki. "I guess I better return the scroll. I don't even need the jutsu in it." Yes, OP level is over 9000!
"Naruto, are you sure you don't want to read his memory?" Zetsu asks from behind.
"Meh, probably someone who had ties to Akatsuki. I want you to tell Orochimaru to send three, if not one of his best agents. Oh, and please try to find, if not, create a situation for me to go rogue. I still have to talk to a few people about this like Kakashi... try to have it ready by the time I have my first C-ranked mission."
"No problem with that. I'll be leaving now." Zetsu says before he sinks into the ground.
"Hey kit, you sure about going rogue? I mean, you became a Yoma AKA Youkai since we've merged so Claymores might come after us." Kurama asks, but the reply he recieves just keeps him silent. "Yeah, I'm a Yoma that has a hunger for sex you dumb fluff. Don't forget that I got my urges from you!" Clearly the boy doesn't care if he talks out loud to no one in particular.
With that, Naruto heads home and once again has his way with Mito and Kitana. The day after, Naruto can be seen entering the room that is filled by the graduates. Those in the room are simply talking about Mizuki being found dead in the forest. Some say that it was a demon since the man's remains were only his skeleton with enough DNA to confirm his identity, but that was it. Some say he did a crime. Others say someone must have been too strong for him to take on if the Fuma Shuriken were any indication. All gosip is unknowingly the truth, and thankfully, Kurama's chakra doesn't allow anyone else but Naruto to retrieve the shuriken.
Anyway, he takes a seat next to one Sasuke Uchiha. Both became rather good friends after meeting, but it has become apparent to the young Uchiha that his brother Itachi must have been set up. How did this turn to be? Well, luck would have it that Sasuke went home earlier during that day than in cannon and saw someone else do the killing.
Sasuke then breaks the silence in a low whisper. "My remaining clan members are planning a revolution. My mother is in on this as well. It seems like they plan to do it by the time the Fire Daimyo and the Fire Lord will be here... Chūnin exams."
"A problem indeed. They will most likely send the Fire Heirs here. High probability that it will be within the week."
Sasuke nods. He chooses to change the topic though. "I also did some digging. Itachi was set up. I don't why or by who, but I have a feeling... that you were involved."
Naruto has a kunai made out of poisonous metal ready to prick Sasuke and the Uchiha can feel it poking him.
"Don't worry, I never liked my family that much. Only he ever even showed he cared."
"I see... what's your point?" Naruto mumbles.
"I stole a special summoning scroll. I want to give it to you as a sign of good faith and good will."
"Very well..." Naruto says as he thinks it over. "Meet me tomorrow by the forest."
Sasuke only nods. Then we skip to the teams being announced. The teams are more or less the same as cannon except... "Team 7 will not be in effect due to having too many complications."
"Fuck! If I don't have a team, I can't get out of this village!" Naruto thinks but Kurama simply tells him not to worry. "Instead, Team 7 will be a freelance team." "Huh... thought too soon."
To say life was interesting for Naruto would be an understatement. Time flies and Team 7 is practically dismissed. Being a freelance team allows members to go on their own.
"Well, I guess I could join Shino's team for the time being." The former ANBU says to himself and goes to have some fun.
Unknown to the blonde, he is not the only one to be considered gifted in this world.
Elsewhere, a dark chuckle escapes a chamber. This one clearly belongs to a male. "Well now, time to make some people know what the true world is."
"Like I'd let you, teme!"
"N-NANI?!"
An explosion shakes the mountain where the chamber is located. "Yare-yare," a man, his voice somewhat similar to Madara's, yet childish all the same says. "To think that I used that much power. Oh well."
The man in question is unknown. However, he wears black shinobi sandals with the rest of his lower legs bandaged halfway. Around him are the bodies of the other man's bodyguards. "Hmm... well, guess that's that."
Somewhere else, a nameless boy trembles in fear with a straw doll in his hands. "If you pull this string, your greiviance shall be avenged. However, there is a price..." The words of one Ai Enma ring in his head. "I-if I pull thi-"
"What the hell kid?" The man from earlier asks. His tone still childish. "You want revenge right?" He asks and drops a blade before the kid. His voice then changes to that which can easily be mistook for Madara's as he says, "If you can't do it yourself, then why ask Jingoku Shoujo? You really wanna go to hell that badly?"
"You killed my parents!"
"Hoh?" The man mocks with a smirk. "Well, if you want, then use the sword, pull the string, whatever. Just know this, you will have a more peaceful life if you use the sword."
"You dare mock me?! You killed my parents! Hell, you raped my mother!"
Though only the feet can be seen through the man's shady figure, the boy can tell that the man is glaring at him. "I would never do that. I must admit though, your cousin sure is an amazing woman to be able to replace your mom. Know what I mean?"
The boy snapped. He pulls the thread and smiles a dark one but his face turns to shock. The man before before him... is laughing.
The man then stops. "You don't know who I am do you? I go by many names, some call me Yami, others Tengu, and there are many more things that I've benn called. There is this one name that you should remember when you sent yourself to hell."
"I'm sorry child, but we cannot take him." Ai Enma says as she walks out of... somewhere.
"But why?! You said you could take anybody! "
"But I am not anybody." The man says with a grin. Ai chooses to expound on what the man said. "He is... a servant of Death. His name is lost, but he has a title." The man then speaks, "Undertaker."
The child screams as everything turns to black.
The child wakes to find the man... and screams again for the man was no more. A skeleton clothed in black seemingly smiles. Even with no skin, the boy can tell the skeleton is smiling.
"You made a contract with Ai, but since I was your target, it is my right to deliver you to Death. Now, I welcome you... to Hell."
The child screams with the Undertaker just grinning.
On the other side of it all, Naruto is participating in the training the team of Shino is doing. Well he was until some stupid Inuzuka tried to claw his person just because Hinata liked him. Let us us spend a moment of silence for Kiba and his immature brain... nah, we can live with it. Especially when we find Naruto casting a Genjutsu on the poor mut.
In the Genjutsu...
"Ah, fuck me harder Naruto-sama!"
"Good slave, Hana. You and Tsume sure are submissive to me. How about I get both of you pregnant?"
"Amazing! You can rape your daughters just like you're doing to us! AH! FUCK ME MORE!"
In the real world...
"Kiba!" Kureina shouts, this odly breaks the Genjutsu. However, she and the others soon hear Kiba scream. Nevertheless, Naruto grins. His methods may be barbaric, but it can surely get the job done.
Some time later, we find the team being dismissed at the hospital thanks to a certain blonde's Genjutsu. "Alright team, and Naruto... we will meet at the Dango shop tomorrow. Be there by seven." Kurenai says.
The three remaining students nod but Naruto chooses to stay a little longer. "Well, I'll go if I can. I'm practically a freelancer." That said, Naruto heads off to the Hokage Tower.
As he arrives, he is greeted by the secretary. The guy hates him for being Kurama's Jinchuriki; so what do you think Naruto did? Simple, he raped the guy's wife. Easy to say made the wife into his personal cum-dump. He split himself into two after the intercourse through the Blacklight Virus and now his other self is having a hell of a time. Then if the secretary returns, he will see his wife having a far off look in her eyes. Apparently the intercourse also made the wife fond of the blonde, thus making her his first spy in his soon-to-be spy network.
"Is Hokage-sama around?"
"He is cu-wait..." the secretary pauses as the words sink in. "Did you just say..."
Naruto nods. "I'm feeling professional today so please, allow me to see him. You want me out? Fine, but I'll have to see him for that to happen."
The sec's eyes narrow at that. "You plan to leave; why?"
"I'm tired of the glares and insults." Naruto then chooses to make his way to the office. The secretary just grunts as he unknowingly jumped into Naruto's plans.
The Division agent enters the office and greets Sarutobi. "Hey old man, I have a proposition you might want to hear. It will benefit us both."
"Oh? Intrigue me." It is safe to say that Naruto got his way. After the discussion, Naruto exits the office with an all too evil smile.
Not to much detail should be said but the blonde simply told the old monkey that he would have to commit a truly heinous crime and then leave marking him as a rogue. Not only that but all ANBU personnel must know of this operation except a select few, AKA: newly accepted ANBU members.
On his way home, Naruto sighs as he goes to a weapon shop. As you can guess, he meets Tenten. "Excuse me?"
Tenten groans in annoyance. Why you may ask? Simple! Though her love for weapons is her character's highlight, she hates selling weapons. Not to mention, a customer just came in. "What is it?"
"Ho boy, this will not end well if I just ask for weapons... hmm? Oh, her body is... well, this should be interesting." Naruto thinks to himself.
Kurama sighs and says, "Now to play the dumb goof."
As if on cue, "B-Beautiful..." Naruto mutters out loudly as he intends to get the girl to play into his hands. He isn't lying though when he says he finds her beautiful. Not to mension sexy if the girl would wear fitting clothes.
Of course a blush creeps its way onto Tenten's face. "I-I'm sorry?"
Naruto gives a mental groan as he wishes he could have his way with her right then and there. On the outside though, he looks at the girl from head to toe before spraking. "Not to mention sexy..." he intentionally mumbles dumbly.
Tenten's breath is stuck in her throat as her blush nearly matches that of Hinata. She regains her composure fast enough for her to cough and get back Naruto's attention to her eyes instead of her growing assets which can nearly be seen through her chinese dress. "I appreciate the compliments, but mind going back to business?" She asks with a blush of embarrassment still on her face.
"I'm such a good act!" Naruto mentally cries at his acting skills. "Ah yeah, gomen. Still, I was looking for a one of a kind weapon. One that everyone has but foolishly ignores."
The eyes of the panda girl widens at that. "I've never heard of such a weapon. Are you sure it exists?" Her question is answered in the form of a cheery smile and nod. "Care to tell me about it? I think I might have it if what you say is true."
"Ah... well the thing is..." Naruto pauses as he looks to the side in a shy manner. "You seem busy so I'll come back later. It will take a long time to explain."
"Well, how about you come back at six? We can discuss it then, unless of course you're also going to be busy then."
"It will take more than an hour ya know?" Naruto gives a deadpan expression as he said those words.
"I live on the upper floor anyway. My dad is out gathering supplies for our shop so he'll be back by tomorrow."
Naruto nods at that. "Alright, I'll see you here... around quarter to six. My name's Naruto by the way."
Tenten smiles and gives her name in return. She watches the blonde leave with a content smile and she herself smiles. "That kid... he's rather charming."
However, what Tenten doesn't know is that all her knowledge on sex was wiped away. During their talk, Naruto was secretly using an anonymous Jutsu that is more effective than that of the Yamanaka Clan. He discreetly erased all information about the sex ed taught in the academy and anything related to it. This in turn makes the panda girl all too innocent when it comes to this.
Naruto smirks. "Now... time for me to check on something that has been bugging me."
Back with the Undertaker, said man smiles as he summons a sword. "Care to explain your presence here, Yoma?"
"Why did Death send you instead of coming here himself?"
"Ah, a smart question. But does it deserve an answer?"
"I've seen what you can do so I'm not foolish to push, but I have a more urgent question. Why did you give up your other title?"
The man just smiles before replying, "All in due time."
"I see... I'll be seeing you then." Mr. Yoma says as he disappears into the unknown surrounding.
The scene changes to Naruto now standing in front of the weapon shop. He enters and is greeted by Tenten who is already closing the shop. "Early closing?"
Tenten turns to see who spoke and smiles upon seeing the blonde. "Yeah, I have to since we were going to meet. I guess I'm lucky to actually meet someone who makes it earlier than scheduled."
Naruto hums at that. "Need help?" He gets a shake of the head in return. "Nah, I actually just finished. So, when do we start?"
"I think it be best if we did it in your room." Naruto says as he walks over to the brunette. "I also brought some dinner just in case. I do have a feeling though that you ate ahead."
"Spot on." Tenten says with her smile. "Now follow me."
The two head to the girl's room and Naruto nods in seeing that only Tenten's dresses - although not all - are pink.
"Come on! You said you'd tell me!" The girl whines like a child begging for a new toy. She earns a chuckle for such and so Naruto speaks.
"The ultimate weapon is not made by man. Chakra is also not a weapon since without us, it would just float around. Now, if you really want to know, then you will have to do everything I say." Naruto explains sagely and he recieves a furious nod so he smiles. "Good, now the weapon is... the human body."
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"THAT'S IT?!"
Naruto silences the girl with a glare. "It is deemed common sense, thus it is ignored and treated poorly. Shinobi and Konuichi are at most times the healthiest among men and women."
Tenten's attention is at a perfect percentage. She never knew that, hell, even the Academy never taught that, and that's true! The blonde didn't have to even erase such a memory because it was never there to begin with.
"Tenten, please take off your clothes."
(TBC)
Cliffy! Yeah, actually, I'm debating on whether or not I should make this into a Lemon scene, or should I just let you guys imagine the way they did things after I give the outcome of the intercourse. I will continue this for sure, but it all depends on my school and mom... and the fucked up internet!
Now, let me know who you think should also be in the harem? Peopls from other anime can get in as well, but I won't make promises since I may not know the Anime you're going to refer to. And some characters are ones that I don't feel like adding since I can also love their shipping. Uh... well, that's about it but!
Please review and if you make me feel sad with the review, try to lift the mood since I'm nearly in a state of depression. If you say this sucks or some shit like that, the least you can do is at least give me a tip for improvement!
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