HOW TO BE EBIL CHAPTER 3

Sasoku's view

Last place we left off Nightshade and were hurtling through the pipes, while orochimaru got his head bit off by dinosaurs, and sakura was so ashamed of herself that she became a Goth…Enjoy!

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Sasoku: YAAAAAHOOOOOOOO!!!!

Nightshade: why did we have to go toilet traveling again!? Why!!!!!

Sasoku: cause it's fun man!

Nightshade: easy for you to say!

Sasoku: wow! There's the exit!

Nightshade: YES! THANK THE LORD!!!!

Sasoku and Nightshade: (plop out of the toilet)

Nightshade: where are we?

Sasoku: we're in the classroom

Nightshade: YEEESSSSSSS!

Sasoku: party pooper

Three portals open up and 1 person comes out from each portal…

Sasoku: Aliens!!!!

Nightshade: no you idiot, it's the class…well what's left of it…

Fat man: ohhhhhhh…. I had too much ice cream ohhhhhh…

Sasoku: choji! What are you doing here?!

Fat man: I'm not choji, you idiot! I'm shikamaru!

Sasoku:…oh is that my line…it's so hard to read these dang scripts…GOOD LORD BOY WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU????!!!!!

Shikamaru: I went to a dimension with lazy people and then I came out here

Sasoku: your going to have a hard time losing that…but in the mean time by geico car insurance; fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent on car insurance!… oh um wrong line…

Shikamaru: (slaps head) I'm surrounded by idiots…

Sasoku: well now that we know what that figure was…WHAT ABOUT THE OTHER ALIENS

Nightshade: classmates!

Sasoku: same thing

Goth woman: hi guys

Sasoku: I told you they were aliens!

Goth woman: I'm not an alien I'm sakura!
Sasoku:…that's it I'm calling the police

Sasoku: (Dialing phone number) Fat people, impersonations, what's next

Sakura: I met my inner sakura, and got ashamed of myself so I became goth! God!… Oh wait I don't believe in god anymore…Nevermind

Sasoku: (Just hung up with the police) WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL US THAT BEFORE!!!! NOW THE POLICE ARE COMING!

Nightshade: (pokes sasoku) uhh guys we forgot about the 3rd portal

Sasoku: MORE ALIENS

Orochimaru with no head: It's orochimaru! My head got bit off by dinosaurs

Sasoku: How did you manage that to happen?

Orochimaru: I tried to use the dinosaurs as pawns to destroy the Kage's but…. Well you know the rest

Sasoku: (slaps head)

Orochimaru: Maybe I could summon a new head!

Orochimaru: (summons chakra) HEAD SUMMONING JUTSU!!!!

Orochimaru: (spot where head should be is pie) I hope I don't eat myself!

Sasoku: Pie heads, Goth women, and fat people! Whats next!

Hinate: I have come to avenge naruto's death!!!

Sasoku: (knock head on wall) WHY DID I SAY THAT?! WHY!!!!!!

Police: Sasoku, who is the imposter?

Sasoku: (looks up at god)… THANK YOU!!!!

Sasoku: oh and the imposter is Hinate

Police: Hinate by the federal law you are under arrest

Hinate: I'm not the imposter, I just wanted to avenge naruto's death by killing Nightshade-kun!

Police: now you're accused for murder!!!

Sasoku: I hope this is the end!

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Sasoku's View

Note to myself: IT'S NOT THE END! INFACT IT'S JUST THE BEGINNING!!! YAYYYY!! Hoped you liked it!