Hello again! Does anyone remember this fic at all? I had put off writing the next chapter because I didn't know where to begin. I decided to finally update after months of it just sitting there. I probably would have never updated if it wasn't for the encouraging words from Emm12 and Haley.

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BANG BANG BANG

"YOU TWO BETTER OPEN UP! I KNOW YOUR IN THERE!"

BANG BANG BANG BANG

Just their luck. They get the joy of a wonderful wake-up call by the sound of Ms. Lea Michele banging her fist on their front door.

BANG BANG BANG

"CHRISTOPHER, I SWEAR ON ALL THAT IS GOOD AND HOLY THAT IF YOU DON'T LET ME IN RIGHT NOW, ALL HELL WILL BREAK LOOSE AND IT WILL BRING THE WRATH OF LEA MICHELE WITH IT!"
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

Well, I guess there is no way out of this one. We are screwed. Chris has only heard this Lea Michele a handful of times. Thankfully they hadn't been directed at him. But when this Lea rides into town, she's not leaving without a head to put back on her trophy rack.

BANG BANG

"DARREN EVERTT, YOU CAN COUNT ON BEING BEATEN TO A PULP ONCE I GET WITHIN PUNCHING DISTANCE OF YOUR STUPID PUPPY FACE!"

BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BA-

The door swung open so fast that Lea's pounding fist almost hit Chris square in the face.

Oh shit. Chris knew that look. When she had that look on her face it only meant one thing: Someone was going to die.

Everyone held their breath during the brief moment of silence. None of them wanted to break the silence themselves. Well, at least Chris and Darren didn't.

"Why didn't you tell me?" Lea snapped and kept her eyes locked on them as if they were her prey.

Chris looked at her like she was insane. "Tell you about wha-"

"DON'T play games, Colfer!" Her eyes suddenly shot over to Darren who was beyond scared at this point. And by the look on Darren's face, Lea wasn't very pleased to say the least.

"You!" Lea began. "You go and pull this little stunt without telling ANYONE and leave ALL of us to find out by ourselves from the media! Oh, the things I want to do to your face right now!"

Darren's eyes darted over to Chris, who was trying to sneak away from the madness. Lea immediately noticed him looking behind her and turned her attention back to Chris.

"Oh and Colfer, don't think that JUST because you didn't know about all of this beforehand gives you a 'get out of jail free' card. You could have called us afterwards or at LEAST texted one of us!"

They were all silent again with more tension building. They were both concerned that their lives were at risk. That was until Lea started bursting out laughing. Chris and Darren's looks of fear had quickly turned to utter confusion.

This is one of the many benefits of dating a man. You don't have to worry about dealing with, well, THIS. Chris thought to himself.

Lea finally took a moment to breathe and stop laughing for a moment so she could speak properly to them.

"I'm sorry but the looks on your faces were PRICELESS!" Lea said as she was wiping the tears off from laughing so hard. "I don't know where to begin but you two have A LOT of explaining to do!"

The two men just stood there, still trying to process all of what just happened. They weren't sure if they should be happy or fear that this woman has gone completely insane. They didn't have too much time to dwell on that thought before Lea practically tackled them with a hug that almost knocked them to the ground.

"Oh my god, I'm just so happy you two are finally getting married!" Lea squealed. She was acting like a fan girl squealing about how they were always meant for each other. "This is amazing! You two are perfect for each other! You always have been! This is just all so exciting!"

The men let out a sigh of relief and started laughing. Good lord, when did Lea get so strong? Darren wondered.

"Lea, uh, do you think you could stop squeezing us so hard so we could possibly breathe?" Darren choked out. "You can't really have a wedding with two people who have suffocated to death."

"Oh, yeah sorry. That may help a bit" Lea said after letting go of both of them. "This still doesn't excuse either of you from not telling any of us. But before we get into all of that, I NEED to see that ring! Chris show me, show me, show me!" She was jumping up and down and waving her hands all about.

"Okay, okay Lea! Calm your tits!" Chris begged as he tried to get her to stand still for a moment. "Sit down and chill for a second. And please stop your shrill screeching before I go insane!"

Lea scurried over to the couch and practically flung herself onto it. Well, she was sitting down so that was a start. But her still audible squealing she tried to muffle with a pillow still pierced through their ears. They both walked over to the couch rubbing their temples and giggling in slight amusement. This was going to be a long day.

"First off Darren, lets discuss your little stunt." Lea started. "That was the perfect song with a perfect approach, and absolute perfect timing. I give that the Ms. Lea Michele seal of approval."

Darren let out a nervous laugh and smiled at her enthusiasm. "Well, I'm glad you approve. But even is you didn't, I still would have done all this anyway. Nothing would stop me from taking the opportunity to spend the rest of my life with this man" Darren exclaimed before he took Chris' hand in his. He pulled Chris in closer to him and for a moment he became lost in Chris' beautiful eyes.

They were different from this morning. Now they were more of a crystal blue, with a bit of almost yellow, olive that beamed outwards from his pupil, towards the middle of the sea of pale blue. God, his eyes were so beautiful and breathtaking. And those were just his eyes! Everything about him was beautiful. His smile, his laugh, his skin, and his oh-so very soft lips that he was so lucky he could kiss. He loved the way he held him in his arms and whispers "I love you" in his ear. He loved everything about this man. What was especially beautiful right now, was how amazing Chris' left hand looked as the light hit the ring perfectly and made it look as if it was beaming rays of light throughout the room. He could see that sparkle from a mile away and would go running towards it, just to make sure that the man who wore that ring was still there and was still his for the rest of his life.

His thoughts were quickly interrupted by the sound of someones squealing. As Darren snapped back to reality, Chris leaned in closer to him and rested his head on Darren's shoulder. Darren almost started to daze out again when he had gotten a smell of Chris' Marc Jacobs cologne. He would never get tired of that smell. As long as it was from his soon-to-be husband there in his arms.

"You two are so perfect!" Lea squeaked as she sat on the couch looking at them and smiling. She sat with her elbows propped up on her thigh and held her face in hands and sighed. "You were just meant to be together."

She paused for a moment before her face lit up and she started clapping and pointing at Chris. She just about leaped up and hurried over to Chris. "CHRIS!" Lea yelped in excitement. "THE RING! SHOW ME THE RING! SHOW ME, SHOW ME, SHOW ME!"

"Lea, your constant screeching and flailing isn't making me show you any faster. Calm. The hell. Down!" At this point, Chris was concerned that she would hurt herself from all of this excitement.

As she began to regain her composure, Chris held up his left hand with one swift movement and waved it around and shoved it in front of her face. They both giggled as they examined the ring more.

Darren just sat back and smiled as he watched the two gawking over the ring. He had never seen Chris this happy. He was grinning from ear to ear and was actually smiling with his teeth. How did I get so lucky?

"Oh and by the way," Lea piped up. "Most of the Glee cast members are coming here to see you. Most of them are already on their way or have purchased their plane tickets."

Chris and Darren immediately froze and looked at each other.
"What exactly do you mean by that?" Chris asked and held his breath, waiting for her to answer.

"Well, you can't just get engaged after a huge proposal and expect all of us to just sit at home and not coming over here to see you!" Lea said like it was an obvious answer.

Oh, shit.
Dealing with Lea is already enough to deal with, but now we they have to put up with the whole cast.
This was going to be a very long, nightmare of a week.

So, how was it? Tell me what you thought of this and if you have any suggestions or comments.

More to come!

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