A/N - Hmmm, it seems I'm not feeling too great =/ But I hope my writing is not affected! - Why do I always speak like Guy Sensei? It disturbs not only me, but my friends as well -_- Anyway! Here's Chapter 3. P.s. I apologise for their being no action at the moment (considering this is rated 'M') but I'm not one to allow my characters to frollock around doing dirty things! And I'm also sorry the plot hasn't quite developed yet. Patience is a virtue my friends! Enjoy!

Disclaimer - I do not own any form of Naruto or the pairing Kakashi x Iruka (however, the person who did invent it is a bloody genius!)

This is A/N

This is rather exaggerated words and dreams/thoughts etc

This is normal story.

Be warned, I'm English, we like to swear and drink tea (there will be a lot of references to coffee in this fan fiction) -_-

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Tell me more, tell me more -

Kakashi just quirked his eyebrow and, although under a sheet of fabric, I could see his lips form a smile. "Gay huh?" Were the only words that came out of his mouth.

Tsunade nodded, leaning forwards again and linking her hands into that formidable business-like pose. "Gay indeed".

"I-I'm not gay". The words were strangled, as though I was denying the truth. "I'm not gay!"

"Sure your not", Tsunade drawled.

I slapped my cheek and backed towards the door. I was not gay, no way. I liked girls, not men with beautiful hair and slender faces!

Now, if I could just get out of this room.

"Hey there, gay sensei".

I turned around to see Naruto and Kiba, hand in hand, beaming up at me. "It's alright to come out you know".

If someone said anything else about coming out, I was going to punch them, I was seriously going to punch them. Even if that person was-

"-You ok Iruka?"

Bang.

Oops...

In the background, I could hear ringing. That had to be Kakashi's ears. I'd knocked him to the floor. Now he was, he was going too, shit-

...

I jerked awake, brain finally transmitting that the ringing was not Kakashi's ears, but my alarm clock.

Slapping the 'snooze' button, I rolled over and stared at the ceiling. What a strange dream. As if I'd try to get Kakashi fired anyway. He was a great teacher. But there was no denying one thing in the dream was certain. Kakashi was married (to a woman). The woman he was married too was indeed very pretty, with long blonde hair and feminine fingers. Her eyes were very similar to mine and her nose was small and child-like.

I remembered watching in awe as she came in to see the school one day. If I had a sex change, I'd definitely want to look like her.

Throwing my steaming, clammy body into the shower, I washed quickly, realising that the 'snooze' I ordered had already been ordered twice already.

Black coffee helped wake my sinuses and pushed me out of the front door like an angry wife with five minutes to spare.

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Winter was gradually snaking it's way through my scarf and coat by the time I walked through the school gates, face flushed red and fingers tingling. If there was one thing I could moan about in winter, it was the cold. It seemed no matter how many layers I piled up, I was always cold. But, without the cold, Christmas wouldn't be right. Could you imagine a hot winter? Opening presents by the pool? No thank you. I like my Christmas's sat by a fire with your new Christmas jumper and cocoa in hand.

"Sensei!"

"Naruto". I greeted the overly hyperactive boy with a nod. It was too early to be energetic.

"When do we have you sir?" Naruto jumped up and down on the spot. How in god's name was he wearing just a t shirt?

"Look at your timetable", I scolded silently.

"I... Don't have one". The blonde haired boy stared down at the ground, batting his shoe backwards and forwards across the floor.

"Then maybe you should take better care of it".

"Kiba stole it".

"I doubt it Naruto. Why would anyone want to steal your timetable?"

"Kiba, apparently".

I breathed a heavy sigh as de ja vu struck and took me back to my dream. No. It had just been a dream. A harmless, harmless dream.

"Is something wrong, sensei?" Naruto ducked to look into my eyes.

I broke the eye contact instantly.

"Have you seen Mr. Hatake?" I asked as casually as I could.

"Urm, yeah, why?" Naruto's smile grew.

"I need to talk to him".

"Talk to who?" Kakashi was standing right behind me, his breath hot on the back of my bare neck.

I cringed in pleasure before breathing deeply once more. "I need to talk to you sir".

"Right this way". He stood before me and pointed down the hallway. "I was just about to get breakfast".

...

It was not unusual to see two male teachers walking together to get breakfast from the school cafeteria, so why was everyone watching? Although I'm sure their eyes were not on me, but the man walking next to me... With a porn book in hand.

The mere sight of the cover made me cringe. Who read porn in front of students? They were at the most sexually active, hormonal stages of their lives, so why Make Out Paradise? A book supposedly so dirty, they couldn't even label it XXX.

"Sensei". I pushed the book away from his face.

"Mmm?" He looked up, snapping the pages shut. "Oh, sorry". Sliding the hand size book back into his pocket, he pulled out a single note of money. "It's got a good plot".

"Sure", I whispered back, overtaking the students already in the line. One of the few perks of being a teacher was that you get to skip the dinner queue.

...

By no means was the cafeteria food nice. In fact, it was bordering on poisonous.

As I took a bite from my stone cold croissant, waiting for Mr. Hatake, I pondered just what it was that I needed to talk to him about. I hadn't really had a motive when I said it to Naruto, and him just turning up behind me was a bit of a mistake. You see, when I told Naruto, I was just trying to get rid of him so I could have some piece before form time. But no, now I'd got myself into a bit of a pickle. That's where lying gets you kids. Stuck in a hole.

"So, what did you need to talk to me about?" Kakashi emerged with a hot chocolate and the same stone cold croissant I had dared pay for.

"Urm", I took another bite and let the flakes fall down over my shirt. So much for good manners. "I think I'd just like to get to know you a little better, if that's alright?" Perfect. Now that sounded like my dream had been right. No. It was just friendly chit chat. I had a right to know a bit about the new teacher. Everyone else had the file to read, but I wanted to hear it from his mouth.

"Oh, right". Mr. Hatake seemed suddenly awkward. "We might want to go to my classroom then".

It was at that moment I realised the trail of girls behind us, literally nearly sniffing the man's bum. Dirty, drooling fan girls. Go away.

...

"So, what is it you want to know?" Kakashi sat behind his desk, setting down his untouched food and drink.

"Everything". I answered firmly.

"Well, I, urm". Kakashi sat back in his chair, linking his hands behind his head.

I watched his silver hair bounce. There was definitely no hairspray there.

"My name is Kakashi Hatake".

First fact.

"I went to this school when I was a kid, but graduated a lot earlier then people my age".

An over achiever, that sounded good.

"I started teaching when I was 24, and have been teaching for about..." He pondered with a finger to his chin. "... 4 years",

Which made him 28, four years older than me.

"And now I'm here".

That was it? "Surely there's more to your life then that".

"Oh". Kakashi sniggered. "You want to know what all the girls want to know. Why I read porn. What's under my mask. How I do my hair. My friend, there's videos posted all over Youtube".

I sighed angrily. "I don't want to know what all the girls want to know. I want to know what everyone else in this school knows".

"That's all the school know".

That couldn't be right. "They don't have your childhood background? Parents?"

"My parents are dead".

Oh shit. Oops. "I-I'm sorry..."

"That's alright", he clapped me on the shoulder. "You just learnt something that nobody else but my wife knows..."

A/N - It seems this chapter has dragged on a little. Maybe my illness and lack of sleep thanks to late night programmes have got me into a state of bad writing! It shall not continue tomorrow though, because I'm like Naruto when it comes to healing ;) Anyways, I hope this chapter is not too terrible, but next chapter we are going to find something out about Kakashi's wife! And it's not going to be good! D= Chao for now!