"Now, I must work on your uke points and up them a bit."
Izaya could do nothing as Erika propped him so as to face the door and then disheveled his hair, running her fingers through it expertly. He was becoming hotter by the second and exceedingly uncomfortable. All of that became so much worse when Erika picked up the blade and slashed his shirt just a tad. Erika hummed a Doraemon tune (while she kept up with the most recent releases she never lost a chance of paying homage to a classic) as she unbuckled and unzipped him then lowered the pants to expose slim hips.
Erika took a step back to contemplate her handiwork.
"Hmm…we're keeping the jacket because it's so moe but let's show some collar bone."
With this in mind she did more hacking at the shirt the applied transparent gloss to Izaya's lips to give them a sexy wet feel while bringing to the front the natural pink. Again she studied him and nodded approvingly.
"All set, Izaya-kun! You don't have to thank me, I'm just your everyday cupid letting love happen! Bye bee! Your date is here anyway."
And with a wink, a V and a 'kyun' she disappeared from Izaya's field of vision just as the sound of loud footsteps thundered closer and closer.
"Izaya! There's no place to hide! You louse!"
Shizuo carried a vending machine as he stormed into the room. He spotted Izaya right away and blinked. For some reason his target was lying on the floor and as he approached he realized that his clothes were all weird. He hesitated before putting the bulky machine down and patting him on the shoulder, roughly.
"Oy! Izaya-kun? Will you wake up already so that I can squash you properly!"
Izaya's eyes grew wide as soon as he was touched. He had a suspicion of what was in that highly shady vial and now he knew for sure. Meanwhile Shizuo decided that shaking him forcibly was the best way of getting the job done.
"What the devil is wrong with you? Hey! Just what were you doing before I got here?"
Izaya managed a garbled protest. They were losing time, it took a master manipulator to recognize another (as Erika would put it, Lelouch and Light made for great crossover stuff) and he knew that Erika would not let either of them go so his best chance was to dismiss the growing tightening bellow the waist and convince Shizuo to pick him up and flee. Unfortunately he could not quite speak and before he could do anything the door slammed shut and Erika appeared on a screen, complete with a Zero outfit, cape and all.
"Elevens! That will no longer be our name! Just kidding, got a bit carried away roleplaying there. Shizuo-kun and Izaya-kun, you are not leaving this room until you have a heartfelt conversation about your true feelings. Don't underestimate the power of love. It changes sexual orientations just like that, solves interplanetary wars and every magical girl know that without love there are no cool transformation sequences that leave little to the imagination. In case you're wondering, my favorite senshi has got to be Neptune."
During this tirade Shizuo blinked, his perplexity escalating.
"Huh, Erika? Thanks for handing me the louse and all but I have no idea what you're going on about."
"Shizuo-kun is on the manly end of the bishounen scale and not the otaku type but that's cute, too. This is your opportunity of revealing your true feelings! Your pure thoughts and impure actions!"
Shizuo scratched his head and shook Izaya some more. He was seriously confused.
"My what? I hate Izaya because he's a louse. So I want to kill him."
Erika had somehow changed into Kino, a prop motorbike standing next to her.
"You should not kill, Shizuo-kun. Right, Hermes? There are no windows in this room and the walls and door are made of reinforced titanium that not even super strength can destroy. It's even super Seiyan proof. If you end up killing Izaya-kun then I'm afraid you'll never leave this place. Right, Hermes?"