Ok I am fed up. Do the freaking poll or I will not be updating. That simple. And if no one still does the poll, I will have everyone in the story commit suicide.

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******Freddie Boy's POV******

READ THE AUTHORS NOTE ABOVE!

"Come on! We gotta go!" Hermione said, grabbing me and Bobby by the hand and dragged us to the train. Harry, Ginny, Ron, Luna, and Nevell were following us close behind, laughing. Not that I blame them. Picture two, big, tall muscular men that look 19 and 30 being dragged through a train station by a small, skinny 15 year old looking girl. If it weren't me, I'd be hysterical. But it's not. So shut the hell up.

"Hermione! Stop! Tiny! For the love of Melin hault!" Bobby and I were shouting.

When we all finally reached our compartment, Bobby had to go to the teachers quarters. He kissed Mia on the head and bid us all farewell.

We told Luna and Nevell the story about Bobby and the Death Eaters naturally. They accepted it and agreed to be on the lookout for anything wierd or signs of Death Eaters.

We were having a random descussion about Narwalls {I couldn't think of a magical animal so you get Narwalls. Deal with it. NARWALLS ROCK!!!} when suddenly out of thin air Dumbledore was stading in the middle of our compartment.

We all screamed. Duh.

Then in walks Bobby with a drink in hand. He paused and took a look at Dumbledore, then back at us. He took a drink then said "Oh yeah. Dumbledore's coming."

"Thank you for that shocking information Captain. No-Freaking-Duh!" Mia said sarcastically.

"Yes, well, I have come to inform you that everything the Death Eater said was true. You are going to develop new powers, we will try to train you to hone them-no Bobby, not a word-and Voldemort will try to take you and make you his bride. We, the teachers of Hogwarts-" Dumbledore was cut off by...well guess.

"We the people of the United States, in order to form a more perfect union, insure justace-"

"Bobby! No. Like I said the teachers of Hogwarts and myself will do everything in our power to protect you. And I will make an announcement to the school this evening at the feast. The students can help us keep an eye out. For now, farewell, and Hermione, my dear? Please. Do not kill your brother. We cannot get a new Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher at this point. Au Shante," He said as he aperated out of the compartment.

"Good to know. Anyway...where was I.... oh yeah! NARWALLS! NARWALLS! LIVING IN THE OCEAN! CAUSING A COMMOTION! BECAUSE THEY ARE SO AWESOME!" (Type in Nawalls Song on YouTube. You'll know what I'm saying.)Ron yelled.
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Our group, with Bobby, walked in to the Great Hall. Students were sitting at their respective tables and Newbees were anxiously lined up.

Mia ran up onto the place where the teachers sit and ran strait to Snape. She wrapped her arms around him in a hug. Everyone had looked to see who had entered, and they had followed Mia with their eyes to Snape. When she hugged him, everyone gasped, thinking she would get sent to the hospital wing, so when Snape hugged her back, it grew silent. As. A. Freaking. Grave-yard.

"We're cousins you pricks! Don't you have something to do?" Bobby yelled. Everyone stared at him, wondering who the hell he was.

"What?! Do I have George on my shoulder?" He asked, feeling his head and shoulders. {A/N Head shoulders knees and toes :} }

When everyone got settled down, we settled down to watch the 1st years be sorted. Bobby was sitting next to Mia, poking her in the back of the head.

"Now introducing our new Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher," Dumbledore said after the sorting. Everyone looked at the place where Bobby was supposed to be sitting, and found no one. They started looking around trying to find him. "Bobby!"

"Hermione did it!" Bobby screamed. Hermione banged her head agaist the table repeatedly/

"No, Bobby. Come here and sit down. You are a professer," Dumble said slowly, as if addressing a kindergardener.

"I don't want to," Bobby said like a small defiant child.

Mia got up from her place at the table, grabbed Bobby's hand, yanked him up from his place, and pulled him to the professers spot saying, "Get your ass up here and and away from me,"

Bobby, naturally was in hysterics, shouting ,"No! No! You'll never take me alive! Help! Help! God save the queen! I haven't even written a will yet! I will leave my pets to my dearest, 15 year old, smart, beautiful, unsupportive sister!" Mia forced him down in his chair, smiled at the professers, and walked back to her seat.

"Um, yes, this is Bobby Jeorge Granger, your new DADA professer, and as you may have guessed, Hermione Jane Granger's older brother." A bunch of students flashed Dumbledore a look that clearly asked him if he went off his rocker. "And I want you ALL," He said looking at the Slytherins."To be kind to Hermione because...." He went on to explain about the Death Eaters, the powers, and how if they make her mad, there is a good chance she will blast them into The Forbidden Forest.

"So let the feast begin!" Dumbledore announced. Bobby ran down from the professers place and sat down next to Mia again.

"Bobby? Don't you have to sit up there?" I asked.

"Nope! Their gonna let me sit with my adorable little sister!" He said, giving Mia a tight hug as she moaned.

Our small group was talking, laughing, and having a good 'ole time when Mia suddenly gasped and clutched her stomache. She moaned in pain, alerting Me, Harry, Luna, Ron, Ginny, Nevell, and Bobby.

Bobby and I, who were sitting on either side of her got up and lifted her up off the bench and stood her on her feet. "Are you ok?" I asked her as she clutched her stomache gasping for breath.

"Again with that!?" Ginny exclaimed.

Mia screamed and colapsed to the kneed on the floor, hunched over in pain. This, naturally, informed the rest of the Great Hall. You know, no privicy and all that. Dumbledore and Snape rushed over.

I pulled Mia gentely into my lap and stroked the side of her face, whispering words of love and comfort into her ear, every couple seconds kissing her on the head.

"We need to know why your stomache is hurting so badly, Hermione. Are you, um, you know, pregnant?" Snape asked aquardly.

Mia glared up at him. "No, I am not pregnant you idiot! I am 15! Hello?!" She shouted. "Wait!" She said suddenly, slowly sitting up in my arms."The pain stopped."

This is where we play guess what happens next.

A.) Hermione gets up and starts doing to mamba. I like mamba better. Wait. Walts. No too boreing. Ramba! That's it! Ramba!

B.) A baby actually DOES pop out.

C.) A huge unexplainable burst of magical energy rattles the Great Hall and Mia screams in agony as she absorbes the power and glows a bright yellow color then passes out from magical overload.

If you guessed A or B, you are horribly stupid and obviously never read my first authors note. 'Cause if you had, you would know I don't like to make things that simple.

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"Well," said Dumbledore as I stood next to him, me holding Mia smugly in my arms, Bobby next to me, stroking her hair. "Since Hermione has seemingly somehow activated her powers, we should be recieving contact with Death Eaters soon. If you do happen to face one, find the closest teacher or person who can protect you. Do not fight . Understand?" Murmers of agknoledgement passed the room." And she is never never NEVER to be alone. I would like someone to sleep with her. Who would be willing to sleep with her?"

I shot glares at all those in the sea of Hogwarts students, 5th year through 7th who raised their hands. I would guess 50-60 people raised their hands.

"Meaning like lying in bed with her! No sex!" Bobby yelled.

"What if she wants the sex?" Someone in 7th year shouted.

"If you fuck my sister, I come after you with a gun! And so will Freddie, her BOYFRIEND!" He shouted.

"I'll do her. I mean IT! IT! I SAID IT!" I said.

"How about Harry, Freddie-poo,and I take turns watching her?" Fred asked Dumbledore.

"Sounds fine to me." He said and our group left the Great Hall.

"Wait!" Ron said as our group was walking to the dorms. "Why can't I have a turn watching her?"

"Nooooooooooo. I am not letting you in the same bed as my little sister. I see you looking at all the girls, Senior Hormones. Go get it on with some other girl. Or hooker. Or guy, if you swing that way."

"Hey!" Ron exclaimed, ears burning a fiery red.

Harry looked at me as I opened my mouth and loudly said,"Well I think we should get to bed!"

"Righto." I said, kissing Mia on the head.

"I'll cuddle with Tiny tonight." Bobby said, taking 'Mione from my arms.

"Ok." I kissed her on the head agian and let Bobby situate Mia in his arms.

"Night night, dream team." Bobby said, turning around and started walking up the stairs. Suddenly he turned aroung and said, "Just a question outta no where, do any of you know where to find whipped cream, or a feather?"

"Well I think I," Ron started. I slapped my hand over his mouth and said, "Your smart." sacrcastically and dragged him up the stairs.

"Good night!" I yelled down.

"Night," said a bunch of voices from behind me.

That night I fell asleep thinking 'Yup. Not a normal year.'