Authors note : We all know it isn't mine.

I know, this chapter is kinda short but I'll post the next one soon. I don't really have time with all these annoying teachers giving me mountains of homework.

As they were walking to their dorm, Ginny, Pansy, and Lavender were talking about Cormac McLagen's Ex-girlfriend turned Half-Sister turned Enemy. Pansy seemed to know every body's business. Ginny knew it was bad to talk about others but she was bad.

"Oi Kid, your kitten is licking me !" Blaise said as Lavender rushed to get Kitty. Kevin and Hugo ran far away wandering the halls of the castle. "It's okay, they'll find their way back as they smell lunch." Pansy shrugged. Everyone laughed at this but soon they realized she wasn't joking like they thought.

"You can't do that !" Lavender said. "Actually, I can ." Pansy replied. "But they are your kids." Hermione argued. "They are a project." She said casually. Ron was busy stuffing his face with cauldron cakes to notice his kids were missing. Draco might be an asshole but at least he was a decent father.

"We have a get to know each other session as an assignment ?" Pansy snorted. "Ew." Draco said. "That's pathetic." Ginny scowled. "It'll be fun." Hermione shrugged. "I don't want to spend time with them. " Harry said. "Yeah, we might infect them with our evil slytherin germs ." Draco rolled his eyes. "Come on, we can at least try to get along ? For the sake of a peaceful year ? " Hermione said. "I second that, It's useless to fight for no reason. " Blaise said. "Yeas, we should try to be friends. " Luna nodded. "Good luck with that. " Harry said.

"We're here !" Lavender said upon reaching a large white door with a gold plaque on it with 17 engraved on it. She got out the keys and opened the lock and stepped in, followed by the others. She entered the common room, it was huge !

The walls were painted blue, the room was filled with colourful furniture and lots of couches. "Wow !" She squealed. "It could use a personal touch. " Draco said. Hermione hit his arm playfully, "Oh dear, it isn't up to your standards. Tsk Tsk Tsk. " She mocked him. "Oh shut up." He muttered irritably, brushing her hand away. The kids all squealed and jostled past to see their rooms.

Pansy went right away to check her room and Ron followed her. It was painted light yellow, the furniture was birch wood and there were furry pillows and toys everywhere. The place was filled with windows with colorful curtains. Pansy's eyes scanned the room as she mentally criticized it. Her eyes stopped at the bed and she shrieked, "ONE BED ?!" Ron and Pansy looked at each other and yelled in unison, "I call the bed !" And so the fight begins. You'll get to see that a lot this year.

Draco and Hermione weren't going to be the bestest of friends either. They entered their room, it was a cream-colored room. The floors were dark glossy expensive-looking wooden floors. The room had a lot of shag rugs and a big poofy sofa with a lot of cushions. The place was filled with bookshelves and a big canopy bed. There was a large window with lace curtains and a garden on the window sill. "I love it !" Hermione squealed and rushed to the books. Draco laughed light-heartedly at her sudden outburst.

He slumped on the poofy sofa as he saw the bed. " Granger, there's only one bed. " He said. " I'm NOT sleeping with you." She hissed. "Its okay, I'll take the couch." Draco shrugged. Believe it or not, Draco did have manners, it was just that he didn't show it to Hermione a lot. That could change, he would try to get along with her.

"Oh. Um... thanks ?" Hermione said. She had honestly thought it would take more than that to convince him. Weird. It was a very... gentleman-y thing to do. Hmm, maybe he wasn't an annoying uncivilized arrogant prat after all. He was an annoying civilized arrogant prat.

"Don't mention it. Literally, don't. Don't want people to think I'm going soft. " Draco said. Hermione rolled her eyes, "Of course. Why would we want people to think you are a decent human being with a beating heart ?" She said, her voice dripping with sarcasm. "We can't let people know Draco Malfoy isn't as horrible as you think. " He said with a little wink which made Hermione blush a little.

Neville and Luna's room was painted white. There was a wall to wall grass carpet. The place was filled with exotic flowers and smelled like a relaxing rainy day. The room was filled with fairy lights and had an outdoorsy vibe to it. There were some cute little poufs by the window. "It is a nice room. " Luna said in her airy voice.

"Yeah, it is. You don't mind sharing a bed ?" Neville asked, his face was bright crimson red. "Oh no, I don't mind at all. Quite excited really." Luna smiled which made Neville blush even more if that was possible. Neville had grown out of his awkwardness but Luna and her straight forward comments made him tongue-tied. But to his defense, it made everyone fluster.

Harry and Ginny's room was huge and dark red with glamorous black furniture. The lighting was dim and gave a dazzling look to the room. The curtains were velvet and the wooden floors were covered in gorgeous rugs. "Woah ." Ginny said as she ditched her backpack and looked around in awe. For a girl who grew up in the Burrow with 6 other boys, this looked like the Buckingham Palace. "Sweet !" Harry said throwing himself on the bed.

"All I need is a long night's sleep after the war. " Harry said. "Bold of you to presume I'll let you sleep tonight. " Ginny said as Harry grinned at her. He leaned to kiss her when the door flung open. "I want Lunch !" Kevin yelled. Funny, Pansy had been right. Ginny threw her head back laughing, "I'll get you some cookies till Lunch is ready." She said as she slipped into the kitchen.

"So, What's up ?" Harry asked Kevin. "Nothing. Is that your broom ?" He questioned pointing at his Firebolt. "Yeah. Wicked cool, right ?" Harry beamed. He did not how it happened but the last thing he remembered is that Kevin sneezed and somehow Harry started hovering in midair and Kevin started tap dancing. Green boils had sprung up on Harry's face.

That was the moment Ginny walked in. "What in the world of Merlin ?!" She exclaimed. "Accidental magic. "Harry muttered. "Oh gods ! I'll call Hermione, she'll know how to fix green boils and uncontrollable tap dancing." Ginny said as she scampered out of the room to get Hermione. Harry sighed, was expecting a peaceful day with his girlfriend too much to ask for ?

Blaise's day wasn't going too well either. As soon as he entered the room, he was blinded. The walls were painted baby pink. The lace curtains were a darker shade of pink. There were glitter and sparkles everywhere. The dressing table was decked with makeup and fragrances. Lavender had put up a few posters of Hot boy bands and a sparkly Beyonce poster. The place reeked of girly perfume and sugary candy.

Lavender was in the middle of the canopy bed, surrounded by fluffy cushions and soft toys. She looked up from her Vogue and said cheerily, "Hey Blaise." See, Blaise wasn't much of a Drama Queen but as soon as he realized he had to spend the next 12 months of his life in this dump. He screamed, "WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING ?!"