The Gravity Falls Movie

Chapter 2

Meet Dipper

8 ½ years later…..

An alarm clock beeped as a young boy awoke, his eyes adjusted. Dipper chuckled, knowing it as the start of a new day. He hit his alarm clock, first missing but then hit it correctly.

He yawned and said. "Good morning apartment! Good morning doorway! Good morning wall. Good morning ceiling. Good morning floor! Ready to start the day!" He went over to his bookshelf and pulled out a long list. "Instructions to fit in, have everybody like you, and always fit in! Step One: Breathe." Dipper did so.

"Okay, got that one down. Step Two: Greet the day, smile, and say Good Morning City!" Everyone around yelled that too. It echoing though the town. "Step Three: Exercise. Jumping Jacks Hit Them! One." He jumped. "Two. Three. I`M SO PUMPED OUT!"

"Step Four: Shower." Dipper blinked. "Eh, Not today." Dipper then shaved his face. "Shave your face, Yow!" Dipper brushed his teeth. "Brush your teeth." Dipper then held up a comb. "Comb your hair. Yep!" His hair being it`s normal Dipper self.

"Wear Clothes." He almost opened the door but quickly said. "Oop! Almost forgot that one!" He went though all his clothes. "No. Nope. Nu-Uh. Not That. Wrong." He changed into his blue and orange construction outfit and put his pine tree hat on. "Yep, that`s it! Step Nine: Eat a complete breakfast…." He grabbed his croissant from the microwave. "With all the special people in your life….."

Dipper sat on the couch next to a potted plant. "Hey Plant, what do you want to do this morning? Watch TV, Me too!" He turned on the TV.

President Cipher was on the screen. "Hi, I`m President Cipher, president of the Octan Corporation and the world. Let`s take extra care to follow the instructions-" He whispered into the microphone. "Or you`ll be put to sleep….." Then suddenly yelling. "AND DON'T FORGET TACO TUESDAY`S COMING NEXT WEEK! THAT`S THE DAY EVERY RULE-FOLLOWING CIZIZEN GETS A FREE TACO AND MY LOVE! HAVE A GREAT DAY, EVERYBODY!"

Dipper said. "You have a great day too, President Cipher. Man, he`s such a cool guy. I always wanna hear more of what-WAIT DID HE SAY PUT TO SLEEP?!"

Suddenly, the TV changed to a different show. As an announcer said. "Tonight on The hit anime show everyone seems to love and draw fanart of, It`s Naze Hitobito Wa, Korera No Sho O Mi Tsudzukeru Nodesa Ka!" An Anime guy popped up and said the words and twirled his head around.

Dipper laughed and fell of the couch. "What was I talking about? I don`t care."