Woman Troubles

Pairing: Jacuzzi and Nice

Summary: Jacuzzi has a lot of woman problems, which he always goes to Firo for advice.

Rating: T for a few pieces of bad language~

Firo had been sitting alone Gandor's place, shuffling a deck of cards while he practiced this game called Poker. He was teaching himself to play it, and was getting good. Suddenly, the door slammed opened, causing him to jump a bit. He turned around quickly to see none other than Jacuzzi Spolt, panting wildly. He smiled a bit and put down his cards.

"'Ey Jacuzzi, how've ya been buddy?" he asked, while walking over to the man. Jacuzzi had now turned 20, and Nice was celebrating her 21st birthday soon, but he still had the looks of a sixteen year old. His eyes were full of tears and it took him a few minutes to gain back his breath.

"What's the matta?" Firo asked, tilting his head to the side. Jacuzzi looked up, the tears in his eyes threatening to come down.

"I-I-I" he started, stuttering like crazy. Firo raised an eyebrow. "I-I don't understand N-Nice a-anymore!" he cried, the tears starting to roll down his cheeks.

"Wadda ya mean Jac? You two have been datin' for how long now…" Firo thought out loud before Jacuzzi mustered a small, shaky response. "A-Almost 14 ye-years."

"Well if I was a woman, I'd be pissed off if ya didn't propose t'me" Firo joked. Jacuzzi looked horrified. Firo quickly decided that now wasn't the time for that.

"So what's yer deal with 'er?" he asked, curiously. He had sat Jacuzzi across a table where he continued to shuffle cards. He didn't deal them; he placed them next to him while Jacuzzi mustered up his story.

"W-Well, s-she's just been extremely… uh…er...um" he mumbled, as he couldn't find the right word. Firo didn't want to help, seeing how that might get him into a lot of trouble.

"Emotional" he said after about a minute of silence. Firo nodded.

"How long's this been happenin'? Cause if it's just fo'a week in a one month, I don't wanna go through this again" Firo sighed. The last time Jacuzzi had asked about was why Nice was so emotional for one week each month. It took Firo over an hour before Jacuzzi actually got it through his head. It's not like he's not smart, he just was too innocent and too…inexperienced on the real world. Firo tried to preserve that innocent that he had, scared that if he knew what the real world was like, he'd become different.

"N-No, it's been happening for about a month now. E-Exactly, I believe" he said, and then assuming a normal thinking pose. Firo sighed, not having any good leads to help out Jacuzzi.

"'Nything between you two…y'know…spark?" he asked, breaking the silence. He might as well of started there. Jacuzzi stared at him.

"S-Spark? What do you mean by that?" he asked, innocently. Firo had the extreme urge to face-palm, but restrained himself.

"Y'know…had a free night?" he asked again, slowly getting into the topic. Jacuzzi continued to stare. Firo had to; he had to be blunt with him.

"Did ya fuck 'er Jacuzzi" he asked, raising his voice a tad bit. Jacuzzi's face immediately turned bright red and he started to mumble. 'Takin' that as a yes' Firo thought to himself.

"Ah, Jacuzzi, here's ya problem. I reckon she could be pregnant" he said, grinning then walking over to pat his shoulder. Jacuzzi looked up, his face still red. "You're gonna be a dad!" Firo told him as the news sank in.

Jacuzzi stayed quiet for a minute, thinking it all over. Firo waited for his response.

"R-Really?! I-I should go tell Nice!" he said, excitably. He got up and was about to turn around when the slammed open, making both Firo and Jacuzzi jump, more so Jacuzzi. It was none other than, Nice, Nick and Donny.

"N-Nice! Nick! D-Donny! What're you guy's doin' here?" Jacuzzi asked, taken-a-back. Nice smiled, while Nick nudged her and whispered something in her ear. "I know I know" she said before walked up to Jacuzzi, a smile plastered on her face.

"Jacuzzi, I need to talk to ya, follow me" she told him, grabbing his hand and walking him away from Firo; who smiled. I guess she knew or just found out and she wanted to tell him.

A few minutes later, Jacuzzi came back, grinning ear to ear. His arm was around Nice's waist and hers was around his. Firo decided to pretend that he didn't know what was going on.

"Wacha guys' doin', grinnin' like that huh? What're the smiles for?" he asked, in his most curious and excited voice. Nice smiled.

"We're going to have a baby" Nice told Firo, grinning wildly. Firo walked over to congratulate the two, pretending he didn't already know.

"I can't believe the two of you are gonna have a baby!" he said, awkwardly hugging Nice, then Jacuzzi.

Jacuzzi looked at both Nice and Firo, and asked them a very interesting question.

"How are babies made?"

Nice stared at Jacuzzi while Firo face-palmed and restrained a laugh.

"Well, Jac, I'll tell ya what I know. May I?" he asked Nice. She nodded and then Firo explained a basic way of how babies were made.

After listening to him, Jacuzzi touched Nice's stomach before now firing another question.

"Did we do it right?"

Firo had never laughed so hard in his life.