Huh? Fantasy.
Chapter Three:

From Russia with Lard.

Indeed, D-Broly was in New Soviet Russia or at least a parallel dimention where it exists in secret.

Broly followed the Man with the Large Fur Hat, named Boris. "We Soviet comrades escaped normal dimention after we were defeated and foiled by certain devious American moose and squirrel..." said Boris with much bitterness.

"I see..." said D-Broly. "I want to CRUSH Rayutto! Aid me!! RAH!" He yelled with fury however he still followed Boris as he did so.

"No worries, Comrade Yuri and Clones of himself will aid you greatly, Da.. So feared not, we in Russia will take care of you."

They walked into the a large snow covered domed building, simmilar in style to the Kremlin. In was here where Yuri Prime dwelled and worked in his lab. He greeted D-Broly and Boris at his office door, as if he had known they were comming... "Ah yes.." Yuri hissed in his usual sinister tone. "I have been expecting you Mr. Damien Brolinovich, We have most exciting project on the workings here.. A Chrono-Matrix, which is a very complex Time Machine built by a certain Doctor..." He pointed to a set of bones. 'It's a good thing we recaptured that fool... He will never bother me again..'

D-Broly smiled, this Yuri fellow was his kind of guy. "DEATH!!!" He yelled with... a sadistic glee.

"Yes.." said Yuri, who had by this point determined D-Broly's mind was like that of an Acorn. "And there will be more if you help us."

"How can I be of service to you..." said D-Broly, concerned with killing Rayutto alone. "I can destroy!"
"I realize... Which is why I want a sample of your DNA, in return I will give you use of my Chronosphere.." said Yuri with a devious smirk.

"I agree!! Whatever DNA is..." said D-Broly. Meanwhile, Yuri was already gathering his needles and swiftly poked D-Broly with them.

"ACK! NEEDLE!! Damien Broly doesn't like needles..." he said with a wimper.
"It's all over now... So go get in my Chronosphere and complete our plans for World Domination... Uh... I mean, kill Rayutto!" said Yuri with a nervous laugh, he almost ruined his own devious plot... 'Heh not even the fool reading the page will know my plans now! Muhahaha!!!' said Yuri in his mind as D-Broly got in range of the Chrono-Matrix.

... Back in the Village...

Rayun was drawing various pictures of Dragons and chewing on a Rare Candy. As he was doing so, Taipon came out of his box and looked at the drawing of an Ice Dragon then a Fire Dragon.

"Um... Ray?" he said, not wanting to out rightly offend him. "Why do you draw all your dragons alike? And from the same perspective?!"
Without looking up Rayun replied, notably high on Rare Candy. "Ug.. Cause I want to... Now go away..."

"You can't draw them any other way can you? Always to the left and with the same kind of eyes.." said Taipon with a snicker.

This set off the deranged Rayun, who reallyed needed to cut back on Rare Candies."Hey! S-Sh-Shut up!! I like um that-t way, Leave me ALONE! G-GO AWAY..."
Taipon, notably concerned by Rayun's reaction, glanced at the many, many Rare Candy wrappers on his desk. "My lord, are you trying to overdose on Rare Candy!? Like man, what the hell is wrong with you!"
"H-Hey now Music Box Man, I-I can have as moony..." said Rayun with a slur. He quickly regained composure. "as many as I want! I can handle it!!"
By this time, Taipon had already picked up the phone and called Paul and Roberta. He looked back to Rayun. "I've had it, we're calling an intervention."

Rayun merely blinked when Paul and Roberta arrived, with a another... bald man in tow.
"Ok Rayun.. I brought over a friend of mine, He will help you get through this.." said Roberta with some worry.

"I'll do more than that..." said the Man. "I'm gonna change his life! Afterall y'all, I am Dr. Phil!"

Rayun gasped in horror, his friends had cast upon him the Bald Menance of Dr. Phil...
"You go away Big Bad Baldy!! I'm not going to your house!!" said Rayun with fear. He had seen that show, they were all nutbars there.

"You don't have to go, We're just going to video tape you while we send you to the Gerald Ford Clinic." said Dr. Phil. "And then in afew months you will come on my new show! Dr. Phil meets Frankenstien!". Rayun was unamused by the good Doctor's Southern Style and Charm.
"NEVAH!!" He said with a bloody scream. After this he then ran madly in a circle around Dr. Phil, waving his arms and asking for a tax rebate.

"I was hopin' it wasn't gonna have to come to this but..." Dr. Phil quickly fired a elephant gun, which swiftly took Rayun down.

His friends stood agast at Dr. Phil's seeming brutality. "Aw, No worries folks. He'll be fine in about a week." Phil said with a casual laugh.

The other's breathed a sigh of relief as Rayun was literally dragged off by Dr. Phil. Rayun however in his last moment said: "Isn't it Betty Ford."

"Oh just shut your piehole druggy." said Phil, shaking his head as he continued to drag Rayun away...

The others, fairly satisfied that Rayun would get the help he needed... went to Roberta!

"So wanna watch Supernatural!" said Roberta pointing to the cages.
"Um... Roberta?" said Paul noticing an awful oder. "Did you forget to feed them again... cause.."
Taipon too gaged at the smell and when he looked in one of the cages, he could only reply. "I think this one's dead."

"Wha!!" said Roberta. She ran over to the cage. "Oh no not Jeffrey Dean Morgan! Oh well.. He was only John anyways..."

Just after this discovery, the trio heard a loud and deafening noise... followed by a large flash. They looked out the window to see Rayun's house blown to ashes.
"No way..." said Taipon, sensing the power of a familar foe.
"But how..." said Paul, now seeing him in the distance.
"Never mind how... It's clobberin' time!" yelled Roberta, who alreadly had her axes in hand.

The three of them burst out of the house just as D-Broly turned to face them.

"So, the maggot isn't among you... Hmm... I will have to find him later, but first I will destory you!" said D-Broly with a laugh.

"NEVAH!" said all three remaining warriors together as they raised their resepctive weapons and charged at D-Broly.

... 4 Hours Later..

The fight was lasting for sometime... It was the will and skill of the three warriors which allowed him to survive as long as they had, however... They were tiring and D-Broly was not. D-Broly waiting for a moment, he sensed they were all far too tired to continue like this so, he finally revealed his full strenght.

"No... He's just been toying with us..." said Taipon with a sigh.
"It's... It's just not fair..." Roberta said, breathing heavily.
Paul paused then spoke softly. "Hope isn't lost yet... Just wait and see..."

swiftly grabbed Taipon and threw him through a building, then teleported behind Paul and kicked him into Mountianside which is what the generic people actually named the side of the Mountian, called Mount. Mountian. After this he teleported to the right of Roberta and punched her repeatedly, firing a blast of Ki from his hands and knocking her out,

"So this is how it will end for you all, Hm?" said D-Broly as he swiftly flew into the air. "This time you don't get to use your Dragon Balls or Hammerspace... This time you die!!"

A voice was heard behind Broly. "Not on our watch Damien Broly..."
D-Broly turned and gasped at the sight he saw. "Not the Almightly Morphing God-Mod Rangers!"
Yes indeed, it was them the five Divine Rangers of The Universe.
The Yellow, fat one yelled. "Yellow Ranger! Buddah!"
The Blue, skinny one yelled. "Blue Ranger! Gandhi!"
The Pink, multi-armed one yelled. "Pink Ranger! Kali!"
The Green, multi-eyed one yelled. "Green Ranger! Xenu!"
The Red, slightly hippie-ish one yelled. "Red Ranger! Jebus! Dude.."

Taipon, Paul and Roberta, each having recoved from the attacks enough to stand could merely watch as this new battle began...

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That's all folks!

Hope you enjoyed it, and get ready for the 'Crash of the Titans'!

-Karmeth.