Disclaimer: I do not own Fairy Tail or any of its characters; they belong to the one and only Hiro Mashima.
I do own the idea for the fic though.
Rebellion.
(A I.-.-.I Kuroyagi I.-.-.I original fan-fiction story.)
Nexus 003: Why does no one like them?
(Translation: Merging 2 worlds together is awesome, yeah, but what's not awesome is when it is written painfully bad and it is not intended to be humorous because of that.)
(Shorter translation: Crossovers suck. Period.)
Leaving behind the traumatic and terrifying sight of Elfman and Evergreen making out in the beach, we head to Magnolia once again, where we'll see what the others are doing now. It's afternoon, half the day has pass and tomorrow, the battle of the maidens! Wow! And for Natsu, no less!
"That's stupid."
Oe, what did I tell you? Someone might get angry…
"Like who?"
Uh… the readers, they pretty much command this thing.
"There must be some of them that will side with me… right?"
Oh, I'm sure there are many, me included, though, not for the reasons you have…
"Erza is mine!" Gerard exclaimed with frustration, calling the attention of several townsfolk around him. "I don't get why she is going to fight for Natsu!"
Well, it is mainly because you have your glorious space with her in the canon story… so, I write about Natsu and her in here.
"You don't like the canon?" Gerard asked with narrowed eyes, not liking the conversation.
Oh, I like it… a bit… but still, I prefer the idea of Natsu and Erza under a rainbow sakura kissing…
"LA LA LA LA!" He shouted childishly with his hands over his ears. "I don't listen, I don't listen!"
Okay, I stopped…
"Good…"
Didn't you say that you weren't listening?
"I lied." Gerard smirked at his devious plan.
Wow, you lied. What are you going to do next? Step on grass?
"Shut up! I don't want to go back to jail!"
Oh? Why? Bad experiences? Wait, wait, wait! I know! You really have a fiancé!
"W-what?! I don't! It was a lie!" Gerard said desperately, his eyes widening when he spotted a big built man of short blond hair walking down the street. "Holy…! Gaspar-kun!"
Gaspar? -kun?
"M-my cellmate…" The man said shyly, averting his eyes from Gaspar until he disappeared from sight.
Is Erza aware of this? I mean… that you two have a lot of things in common that is…
"What do you mean?" Gerard asked with his face recovered.
That you two… you know… don't make me say it in a T-rated story.
"I don't know of what you're talking about."
You know! Gah! That you two like… like… sausages…
"Sausages…?" Gerard raised his head in thinking, blushing when he caught what the author –me- was trying to say. "I'm not *beep*! What the *beep* is *beep* here?!"
Sorry, no can do, you can't say offensive or racist things here…
"I wasn't saying anything *beep or *beep*! Stop *beep*!"
You really are foulmouthed, my dear Gerard, so, to the school of manners you go!
"What?!" When he wanted to realize, he was sitting in the middle of a classroom, with a pile of books on his desk and Virgo standing next to the blackboard at the front. "What the *beep* is going on?!"
"Hi, Gerard-san, my name is Virgo and I'll be your teacher for now to the end of this chapter." Virgo introduced herself, writing her name on the blackboard and bowing to the azure-haired. "Leave him with me, Kuroyagi-san, I'll make sure he learns some proper manners."
Sure and thank you…
"Will I get punishment for this?" She asked with her hands showing a whip and a rope.
N-no! You won't! J-just, make sure he learns manners and deal's done!
"I'll use them on Gerard-san then."
"What?! – No!"
*cough* Okay, so here we are… with Team Shadow Gear at the entrance of the Hidden Village of Magnolia…
"What?!"
Oh god… where did you get those costumes?
"I… don't know…" Levy said in embarrassment, eyeing her new attire comprised of a loose fitting, long-sleeved, lavender and cream zip-up jacket with lavender cuffs over mesh armor with navy blue pants and black, low-heeled sandals. A headband with the symbol of Fairy Tail tied around her neck.
"Why am I wearing this?!" Droy asked startled, checking his body sporting a red suit with plated armor on his torso, arms, and upper legs. On the front of his chest armor, there's a kanji that says 'food here' and on his forehead was tied the headband with the guild insignia. "Are you mocking my over-weight?!"
"How troublesome…" Jet said lazily, not paying attention to his flak jacket, along with a black long sleeved shirt paired with matching pants and sandals, and green lined mesh armor on his wrists and ankles. The headband tied around his left arm.
"You guys are too noisy…" Gajeel commented while stopping in mid-sentence, noticing the others weird looks directed at him.
Holy…!
"G-gajeel… what's with those clothes?" Levy asked him with a shaky finger pointed at him.
"What are you…? WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!" He was wearing a regular outfit consisting of a red mesh armor blouse with only the right sleeve visible. Over this was a very broad material which resembles bandages with a pattern on it similar to those of rose thorns. His hands and upper thighs are also wrapped in bandages and he was wearing the headband on his forehead and regular sandals.
Seems like that woman is the only one that matches your description… that's why you were given that clothing.
"This is embarrassing!"
"I'm not fat!"
"Troublesome…"
"Give me other clothes!"
"Shut up… at least you don't have to wear this…" Lily said with a depressing aura over him, looking at his frog costume with teary eyes. "Why am I a frog?!"
Like I know, I came here and you guys were dress like that… for now, let's move on with the story…
"That's right, everyone." Laxus said coolly, walking close to the group, his attire similar to Jet, only that the headband on his forehead covered his left eye and he had a mask covering the lower part of his face. Plus, his right hand was carrying a small book with a green cover. "Porlynade-sama has a mission for you, Lenata, Droyji, Jetmaru and Gajenai."
"Hey… that book… didn't I lend it to Erza last week?" To Levy's words, Laxus chuckled casually and hid the book inside his jacket in a second. "And who are you in all this?"
"My name is Laxkashi Dretake, and as I was saying, Porlynade-sama has a mission for you guys, Makaraiya-sama returned from his last travel and came with some interesting information." He started to explain, handing a scroll to Gajeel. "In there you'll find the details of your mission. Good luck!"
And he left the place in a cloud of smoke.
"That was weird…" Levy commented with a small sweatdrop, turning to Gajeel, she found him eating the metal sides of the scroll. "Gajeel! Stop!"
"But it is tasty…" He said in defense, handing the bitten scroll to the petit girl when she glared at him. "Okay, shorty, here you have…"
"What does it says, Levy?" Jet and Droy asked curiously, peeping from above the little girl's head.
"It seems we have to go to the Hidden Village of Crocus and defeat a terrorist group called Balamtsuki…" She explained with some trouble, a drop of sweat travelling down her jawline when she read the part that said they all were extremely powerful mages and criminals. "We have to get there before tomorrow."
Done…
In the Hidden Village of Crocus, our heroes search the city thoroughly and find the not-so-hidden headquarters of the terrorists near the King's palace…
"Seriously, who thinks of hanging a poster saying 'the Balamtsukies are here'?" Jet asked with some doubt, eyeing the building before going inside with the rest of his team. Taking a turn to the left, two to the right and walking down a set of stairs, they met face to face with the members of the terrorist organization.
"Oh, visitors!" Natsu said with a wicked grin, extending his arms and showing his palms to have mouths in them that spit fire, his hair longer, he had it tied in a high-ponytail with a fringe covering his left eye. "I'll show them my blazing art!"
"Calm down, Natdara, we cannot destroy this place. It would be the third time this week." Ultear spoke with no emotion whatsoever, her red eyes moving to stare deep into Gajeel's red ones, a small narrowing showing her interest. "How's my good-for-nothing brother, Graysuke, doing? Is he still in Magnolia?"
"Now, Ultachi, business first." Hoteye exclaimed with a low grunt, his face hidden by a bandana and mask. "Time is money after all."
"Gah! Stop thinking about money, Hotkuzu!" Mirajane growled to him, swinging a large triple-bladed scythe that came to rest over her shoulder. "Let's sacrifice them for Zeref-sama's glory!"
"He! Miradan is always feisty, but… can I fight the fatty?" Jura asked with some mirth, a large sword covered in bandages on his back, his skin changed to a blue color. "He seems to be a good challenge."
"Now, Jusame, don't go picking opponents without the others consent." Azuma muttered with a chilling voice; it was so cold that even his comrades felt a shiver down their spines. "Especially when I already have them set to be my future puppets."
"Tch! That's why I don't like you as a partner, Azusori." Natsu grunted with noticeable dislike.
"Shut up, everyone, and let Hain-sama talk." Lisanna's voice echoed inside the room, letting the old master of Grimoire Heart, Hades, step forward and meet the group from Magnolia.
"Thanks, Lisanan, now." He glared with his only eye at the team of legal mages in front of him, a small evil laugh escaping him when he sensed they weren't a challenge for his terrorist group. "This is what the mighty Porlynade sends? A group of brats?"
"H-hey! Don't look down our leader!" Droy yelled in anger.
"That's right! We'll show you the power of Magnolia!" Gajeel shouted eagerly with a grin, his arms changing to metal clubs.
Okay, flash-forward… this is all too weird for me.
After a mighty battle that ended with the lives of Azusori, Miradan, Ultachi, Natdara, Hotkuzu, Jusame and the leader of the organization, Hain; Lenata, Droyji, Jetmaru and Gajenai returned to the Hidden Village of Magnolia and informed Porlynade of their success, sadly enough, the day they took to reach Crocus was enough for Hain to kill the old sage Makaraiya and the copy-mage Laxkashi Dretake.
And also, Ultachi's brother, Graysuke, ran away from the village after rejecting Lucykura when she confessed her feelings for him and defeated his teammate, Lyonruto, in the Desert of the Finale.
Now, he allied –
"Hey, won't we get in trouble for using those ideas?" Levy asked facing the author –me- with some trouble. "They are not ours after all…"
As long as we don't use the original names, it's okay I guess.
"If you say so…"
Where was I? Oh, yes. Now, Graysuke allied with Braindara and Cobrabuto, searching to end the world in a last wizard world war.
"This is ridiculous!" Laxus yelled as he appeared from a cloud of smoke, Gildartz appearing next to him with a pair of really noticeable eyebrows and a green spandex suit. They both had a really annoyed expression on their faces. "I died because Hades killed me?! What's that?! I was supposed to be revived later!"
"And why do I need to wear this thing?!" Gildartz pointed to the eyebrows and suit, not in the least pleased with this development. "It's tight and shameful!"
"I don't like my clothes either…" Gray said after a moment, appearing dressed with an opened white shirt and lavender pants, a katana hanging from a belt around his waist. "And my hair looks like a duck's butt!"
"Look who's talking… I don't like my hair pink!" Lucy yelled from the sidelines, thrashing her arms around.
"And why was I with the bad guys?!" Natsu roared from the back, looking at his hands with some disgust. "And I don't like the idea of my hands licking themselves!"
Okay, this went to hell again… Erza?
"Yes?" The knight appeared next to the group of mages, wearing a black kimono with a red sash, a big fan on her back; she had her hair tied in four short ponytails. "What's wrong?"
…And who were you supposed to be?
"I was given a paper saying that my name was 'Erzari'…?" She explained a bit puzzled, averting her eyes to see Natsu and his new look. "W-wow! What happened to your hair?!"
I made it longer… and I also added mouths to his hands' palms…
"Really now?" Erza thought about it for a moment, watching Natsu's hands with interest before a mad blush spread on her face; she grinned and dragged Natsu along with her. "L-let's test those mouths for a bit!"
…I don't even want to know what they are going to do…
"Strangely enough, I do." Laxus said with his eye following the couple and their entrance to a hotel, but then he sighed and pulled the green book from his jacket, giggling madly after reading a few lines. "But this is more interesting."
Hell! I won't do any more crossovers!
"Does this count as a crossover?" Happy chimed in wearing a dog suit, sighing tiredly before going to rest on top of Laxus' head. "It looks like a madman's idea…"
"I support that…" Sting appeared out of nowhere with Rogue on toe, both wearing clothes like Jet. "And we didn't get to appear on this story!"
"Sting is the best actor ever!" Lector proclaimed to the group, Frosch agreeing with him.
I'm done, you can all go and enjoy your costumes for the rest of the day… we need to return them tomorrow…
"That was a week ago, Kuroyagi-san!" The owner of the cosplay store yelled, running towards the author –me- from around a corner of the street. "And you didn't pay for them!"
Firefly, firefly, firefly! It flies high, it flies fast! It shines in the dark with a gracious smile!
"Come back here!"
LA, LA, LA, LA!
To be continued.
Being a bit crazy is surely nice... especially if I get to release it all with a crazy story like this one.
Now that I remembered... what happened to Gerard? *grimaces* Darn, I forgot about him... *sweatdrops*
Okay, let me think of how to get him out in the next chapter!
Firefly, firefly! A mosquito is no match, a fly lacks your shine! High you fly, firefly in the sky!
Adieu!