DAD, YOUR PAPERS!
Chapter 3: It's your entire fault, dummy!
Sorry for taking so long. Have fun reading.
"Come on Sparda, you can hire a babysitter to look after them. Anyway postmen can't be trusted by these days, those damn things always delivered the wrong goods whenever I need them to deliver something important to other people. Uh… Hello? Are you listening to me? HELLO?!"
A babysitter huh… thought Sparda in his deep thought. He had lost counts of how many babysitters had been scared away by his twin sons a few months ago. The last time, they scared the freak out of the babysitter with a demon head or maybe a zombie's hand (It's alive and wriggling)… Hmmn… or maybe the little green snake Dante bought home days ago or the feisty dog Vergil found… Sparda was deep in thought and his editor starts to become VERY annoying and impatient.
"Mr. Sparda, are you THERE?!" His loud voice snapped Sparda out of his deep thought. "Listen here, I really need you to deliver that project to me… Just for ONCE! PLEASE! Please come here (England) after three days and you better try not to be late or you'll get into a really… really big trouble!!!!!!!"
After the long talking with his editor, Sparda slammed the phone down and sighed. Suddenly a noise from outside interrupted his deep thoughts.
"Dante, give me back! The pizza's mine!"
"Make me!"
"IT'S MINE!!!!!!"
"I don't see your name written on it!"
"It is!"
"Whatever but I'm still taking it!"
"OH NO, YOU DON'T! YOU BRAT! Take that, you dork!"
"OW! You throw a knife at me?! Eat this! Punch Vergil"
"Yeowch! That's hurt! You pig-brained fellow! Punch Dante"
"Owww! You mean old pansy! Try to punch Vergil but missed"
"Ha ha, you miss! Eat this! And that! Punch Dante even more harder"
"Ouch! I'm TELLING DADDY!"
"Go ahead, stupid."
"I'm not stupid, Stupid!"
"Oh yeah?! Let's war!"
CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH…!!!!!!!!!!! More crashing sounds can be heard. Feeling impatience, Sparda went downstairs and found his two boys were fighting in the kitchen. They were throwing knifes, plates and other things they could find. Then Dante devil triggered and pounced at Vergil and bites his left leg. Becky had gone to their bedroom to hide long ago.
"OWWW!!!!! No biting!!!!!!!!" Vergil also devil triggered. He grabbed Dante and threw him on the floor. Hard. "Ha! Take that, Loser!"
"Growl Shut up!" Both of them run at each other. Before they could slam together, they found themselves couldn't move and being lifted high.
"So, will you two kindly stop your childish fighting over a pizza for a while and take a look around?!" Sparda bellowed. The living room was in a great mess (I don't need to explain, huh?).
"It's his fault! That pizza's mine!"
"No, it's mine! He's telling bullshits!"
"No, I didn't! He did!"
"Silence!" The whole house was quiet. "Sighed What am I gonna do now? I'm leaving for England after three days and I can't imagine what will happen to the house when I'm gone!"
"What? You're leaving too? That's great!" Dante cheered happily.
"Father, please take me with you and leave Dante here all alone."
"Vergil, have you forgotten you'd promised your mother one thing before she leaves? Besides, I really can't take both of you along. I'm afraid I have to call a babysitter to look after you." The Sparda twin's eyes nearly popped out.
"YOU CAN'T! We can take care of ourselves!" Vergil protested.
"Yeah! Anything but calling a babysitter! You can't do this to your dear, cute and adorable sons, RIGHT?!" Dante added.
"Yeah right, but my decision had been made." The twins gasped.
"So… Dad… How long you will be coming back?" Dante asked.
"Hmmn… Maybe a week or two." Dante got a shock that he sat down suddenly on a sofa that wasn't there. Vergil got a shock too, but a very unpleasant one.
"A week or TWO? That long?!"
"And as your punishment for fighting and breaking things in this house, both of you are going to clean up the mess tomorrow after your school's over!" The twins didn't say anything, they just glared at each other with hatred.
Two days had passed… The twins decided to cheer up a bit, now they were playing outside the house. They suddenly spotted a tall tree not far from their house. Vergil tried to climb the tree but Dante pull him down before he could climb higher.
"Hey, what's the big idea? Go and find another one, you big moron!" Vergil yelled furiously.
"Shut up, I saw this tree first! So it's mine!" Dante growled. Both of them climb up and sat down a big branch. "Hey, get off!" He tries to push Vergil off but end up a punch on the face. "Oww!" Suddenly Dante lost his balance and fell off from the tree. THUD!!! "Yeowch! DAD! VERGE PUSHED ME OFF FROM THE TREE!"
"Serve you right." Vergil smirked. Sparda was sitting on a bench nearby, reading a book. He ignored the twins and continues his reading. Feeling grumpily, Dante climbs up again.
"Hey, did you see that caterpillar on that leaf?"
"Ew, it's ugly!"
"Not as ugly as Ugly." His elder brother muttered.
"Hey! Stop insulting Becky!" Dante hissed. He pulls Vergil's hair.
"Get lost!" He threw the caterpillar at Dante. To avoid the caterpillar fell onto his shirt, Dante dodged. And THUD!!!!…
"YEOWCH!!!! DAD!!!! VERGE THREW A BUG AT ME AND I FELL OFF FROM THE TREE AGAIN!!!!!!!!" Sparda just sighed.
"Get up here, Dante." Vergil smirked. Before his younger brother could climb up again, he jumps to another branch (It's quite far away).
"Wow, I didn't know you can fly! Even Dad taught us how to, I can't even leave the ground for a sec! Come on, teach me how to fly!" An evil idea went though Vergil's mind.
"Well you can put your hands up and jump off! That's easy!" And again… THUD!!!!!
"YEOOWCHH!!!!! DADDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!! VERGE TRICKED ME!!!!! HE TOLD ME TO PUT UP MY HANDS AND JUMP OFF SO THAT I CAN FLY AND I FELL OFF THE TREE AGAIN!!!!!!!!!"
"Ha, I didn't know you're too stupid to believe me." Vergil laughed, jumping off the tree.
"Muttered some bad words … Vergil and Dante Sparda, get into the house straight away… right now…" The twins quickly obeyed.
In the middle of the night, Vergil turned over in bed. He couldn't hear Dante's usually irritating snoring sound coming beside him. Huh? He's not there. Bah… He probably sneaked into the kitchen again… He thought. Suddenly he felt his stomach rumble. Vergil thought about how yummy a glass of hot milk would be. He moved out from under the covers and went downstairs. He saw Dante was sitting on the floor, he was arranging some photos.
"What are you doing?" His voice broke the silence.
"Huh? Humph Oh it's you, Verge. Your little brother is going to sell these and make a bunch of money in school. Wanna TAKE a look?" Dante passes one to his elder brother. Vergil was horrified. He was not wearing his shirt and a towel hanged around his neck in the photo! Dante must have taken this when he was not looking… AGAIN! "This one might sell a lot! I'd post some on E-bay already…" A blade went though his head. Vergil had taken one of his father's swords from the walls, Yamato and stabbed Dante's head.
"I'd told you to stop messing with me! Now you're dead!" Vergil pulls Yamato out and tries to strike again. Dante was quick at dodging, he also grabbed one of Sparda's swords, Rebellion.
"Man, this one is quite a bit of heavy!" Dante groaned.
"Take this!" Five or six ice swords appeared beside Vergil and started to attack Dante. "I'm gonna teach you a lesson this time!"
"Buzz off, dude. You think you can teach me a lesson with those lame ice swords?" Dante dodged and made a quick slash at Vergil.
"Oh yeah? Then try to dodge this!" Vergil did a flying kick at Dante and knocked him down. Dante fell onto a table and set a big envelope flying into the air. The big envelope fell into the fireplace, with a log of wood burning there (Dante had lighted it a while ago) and the fire quickly overpowered it. Dante's face immediately turned pale. Inside that envelope… was his Dad's important paper works! He heard that his Dad is going to take these with him to England! If they were destroyed by fire completely, Papa Sparda is gonna kill him and hang his head on the wall! He quickly stormed into the kitchen and bought a pail of water out. "Dante, what happened?"
"Shut up and help me if you don't want to be killed by Dad! Thanks to you, that thing inside the fire was Daddy's important paper works! He's gonna need these for his trip to England!!" Dante growled, splashing the water onto the fire.
"WHAT?!" Vergil quickly reached out his hands to take the big envelope, not caring for the fire burns his both hands. Sparks were flying everywhere. He'd forgotten the rumble in his stomach and the anger just now…
"Well, well? Anything burned from the inside?" Dante asked nervously. Vergil blew off the fire on the envelope, but it was too late. The envelope was burned off completely and the papers from inside were kinda… "Oh no…"
"It's your entire fault! You're the one who started this!" Vergil cried.
"Hey! Who's the one who kicked me?" Dante frowned.
"And who's the one who took my photos and planned to sell them in school?"
"It's your fault and you're going to take responsible for this incident!"
"No, you are!"
"YOU ARE…!!!!!!" Vergil quickly covered Dante's mouth.
"Ssh! Not so loud or Father might hear our quarrel! Okay… Let us both calm down… We are going to take responsible."
"Removed Vergil's hand WE? What do you mean 'we'?!" Dante mocked Vergil and Vergil just slapped him. "Ow! What the…"
"Shut up and listen to me! We're the one who cause this accident and we must do something or Father might get into a big hot soup!" Vergil sounded VERY seriously and Dante starts to feel guilty.
"So… then… what are we going to do?" Dante scratched his head.
"We are going to…"
Chapter 3 ended.
I'm really sorry for taking so long. My computer was attacked by virus a few days ago! Now, what are the twins gonna do next?! READ IT AND FIND OUT!