A/N- Okay so I got this next idea from Lionstar369. Hope ya'll like it lolzlolzololz.
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Sqiurrelflight burst into camp.
Squirrelflight- I gots a confession Thunderclan!
Foxkit- I knew you would have regretted not having a v8! They all do
Sqiurrelflight- I- Sqiurrelflight- am- a-
Ashfur/Bluestar- Yes yes go on……
Sqiurrelflight- I am a virgin!!!! EXECPT ME!!!!
Ashfur- This was not what I was expecting. Bullshit.
~Back up in Starclan~
Ashfur- That wasn't even entertaining! We need to come up with something else! Something better! Something that will involve more cats!
Lionheart- How bout a giant condom?
Ashfur- What will that do?
Lionheart- I dunno, maybe we just surround the whole warriors territory with a, giant condom. See where that leads us.
Ashfur-No. It needs to be better than that even!
Lionheart- How about we tell all the warriors that we hate the same prophecy, that way they will all end up in the same place.
Ashfur- Brilliant!
Lionheart- How about we lead them all t that lesbian badger, Midnight?
Ashfur- Your mind amazes me.
AND SO THE IDEA WAS BORN!!!!!!
~Windclan~
Onestar- God dammit, Crowfeather, how many times do I have to tell you? You miss every time you take a shit, its time you learn how to start aiming!
Crowfeather- My life is a swirling black world of shit.
Onestar- Get your ass over here!
Crowfeather- Nah, old man, I'd rather take a nap.
~In his dream~
Ashfur- I have a prophecy for you
Crowfeather- Please tell me my girlfriend wont get pregnant.
Ashfur- No that not it. Remember that time you met that lesbian?
Crowfeather- Oh ya! Midnight! How could I forget?
Ashfur- Go to her.
Crowfeather- And?
Ashfur- Just go to her.
Crowfeather- And?
Ashfur- You are worthless.
Crowfeather- That, sir, is what I want to hear. Good day to you.
Fin
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