This is the 3rd chapter of Gossipfiction. I'm sorry if it took a little too long but I will only update this story when I get a good idea. This one might not be as funny to some people since I tend to put the joke on a different person in each chapter. I got a bit bored of making Chuck look drunk or pissing him off so I decided to torture Dan a little.
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters, I just embarrass them...
Dan placed his arm around Serena's back as they took a walk through central park. It was around 4pm and Dan wanted to go on a walk with her. Serena leaned in to kiss him and just before their lips touched, the unwanted intruders interrupted once again.
"OMG DAN!! HOW DARE YOU CHEAT ON CHUCK!?!?!? AND SERENA, AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE WITH NATE?!?!?"
"No, see-"Serena began explaining.
Another girl began to yell "SERENA! WHY WOULD YOU CHEAT ON NATE!?!?!? HE'S SOOOOOO HOT!! I'D DATE HIM IN A SPLIT SECOND!!" The 13-year-old girl gushed.
A guy about 15 years old, dressed in a T-shirt and some dark blue jeans, approached Serena and started checking her out. For the most part he looked like a Joe Jonas clone only he seemed more arrogant and self-centered. "Hey, beautiful, how 'bout you and me go party up in my room?" He leaned in towards her ear "Sans clothing."
Serena shuddered in disgust at the revolting young man, "Excuse me, but I'm with my boyfriend."
"Boyfriend?!?! But isn't that guy gay or something?!? 'cause I heard he was dating Buck or something…" He replied, an expression of confusion planted on his face.
"HIS NAME IS CHUCK AND HE IS TEH HOTNESS!!!"yet another pre-teen girl screamed out.
Dan watched as the group slowly began to draw up an argument. After he heard yet another assumption of him being on 'the bottom' with Chuck he snapped, "I AM NOT GAY!!!!!"
The crowd stopped talking for a minute to decipher what he had just said.
After a painfully quiet moment, someone yelled out, "I KNEW IT! DAN IS BI!!", causing the crowd to go wild with more assumptions and random screaming. "IT EXPLAINS WHY HIS HAIR IS ALWAYS SO WELL KEPT!! AND WHY HE IS NEVER SWEATY IN PICTURES!!!!"
Several loud beeps informed the crowd of Gossip Girl's latest "scandal". The picture at the top showed two separate pictures: One of Dan in the park with Serena and the other of Chuck at Victrola kissing a stripper. It read:
Cheater, Cheater, do you like pumpkins?
It looks our favourite UES bromance has ended. My spies tell me that Dan just announced he was Bi. Hmmm, sounds interesting. Spotted: (not so) Lonelyboy with S, and C getting cozy with a burlesque dancer. Wonder what caused the break-up. And where is the queen B and golden boy N in all of this? My informants tell me they were last seen walking together towards B's place. I love a good scandal. Play safe kitties. The group quickly left them after the update from the Gossip queen.
XOXO Gossip Girl
"Well this is just great, now everyone thinks I'm bisexual."
"At least they don't think your dating Chuck now." Serena finished with a giggle.
I know that wasn't as good as the last 2 chapters but I tried. For those of you that don't get the gossip girl title, it's based off the old saying "Cheater Cheater, pumpkin eater". I'll try to think up an idea for the next chapter as soon as possible so be patient! Meanwhile, I still have that poll at my profile asking all of you what genre my next BIG fanfic project should be so please go vote and help me decide because right now a couple of them are tied(I'm sorry, but this fanfic is considered a side project since I don't always have these random ideas for this one). And a big THANK YOU to everyone that has reviewed this story! I really appreciate the feedback! So remember to REVIEW! I want to know how I did this time! Thanks for reading!
-Sammy6618