Noah Puckerman was a pussy.

He ran to his truck and quickly sped away, all the while thought's racing through his head.

Why am I acting like such a chick?

I kiss her, she flips, I run away, and wait. Was that a tear? Holy shit. I gotta go see Santana.

He didn't even like Santana, but he had to prove his manliness. To himself.

But as he pulled up to the Cheerio's house he felt like he didn't want to be there.

That's right. Noah Puckerman was so whipped that he didn't even feel like a mindless fuck.

Rachel Berry was in shock.

Did he really just kiss me? That was Puck, right?

Wait, why did he run away?

I just wanted to go home.

She decided that she would go home and pretend like it never happened. It was probably the jocks pulling another prank on her. Just trying to mess with her head. She was sure that could be the only reason why.

What was so special about Rachel Berry?

He decided to make a pros and cons list.

PROS:

1. She was kinda hot.

2. That voice...need I say more?

3. Her smile that was so bright it could light up the sun.

4. Her confidence. I mean how many times I have slushied her, and she still wakes up in the morning and is excited about the day.

5. The fact that I know everything yet nothing about her.

6. The fact that I want to know everything about her.

CONS:

1. umm...

2. Oh! She um...wait no..

3. That time! Wait..not her...

4. Fuck.

5. Fuck.

6. Fuck, fuck, fuckity fuck fuck.

Really not one single flaw? He knew that he could find them before, but he actually like those things now.

Shit. He should not have kissed her.

The next day at school his mission was to be chivalrous. He laughed to himself as he remembered how Finn didn't even know what that meant. What did Berry see in that elephantine.

He wasn't stupid. He was actually really bright, but did he have to act like it? I think not.

As he walked towards the quad at McKinley High he saw his two choices. Football bros or Rachel Berry? Before he even had time to contemplate, one of his "bros" had thrown a slushie in Berry's face. Cherry, no doubt.

"Rach, are you ok?"

"Um..yes?" she responded again confused. Why did he always make her feel that way?

"Let's go get you cleaned up"

"Hey Puckerman! What the hell? Glee club turn you homo or something?" #73 screamed at him.

Ignoring them, he guided Rachel to the boy's locker room.

"Is it ok for me to be in here?"

"Yeah. Who comes in here in the beginning of school? Ok, you can go and use those showers."

"That would be an no. First of all, I am in a boy's locker room. Second, I find it highly inappropriate for me to be exposed with you right there. Third-"

"Berry, just take a friggin shower. I'll stand by the door to make sure nobody comes in. If it makes you feel any better, I will stand back facing you."

"Well that's very kind of you. But I don't have any extra clothes."

"I do. Don't worry about it. Just go and wash that stuff off."

She then proceeded to start taking her sweater off. "Ahem."

Puck huffed and turned around, putting his arm up in defense.

She started the shower and cautiously discarded the rest of her clothes. Wow. That corn syrup really gets everywhere.

Now, he would be lying if he said he didn't sneak a little peek once or twice.

....or thrice...

Author's Note: Wow! Woke up to many new notifications! I must say it was quite a nice way to wake up :)

notso little j: I tried to make it longer lol. It's always awkward for me to write long chapters and such, but I'm tryin' to ease my way into it! haha

One last little thing: If you happen to notice any grammer/spelling mistakes please tell me. I spell check every chapter and would like to think I have good grammar, but I might slip up.

Ok. Until next time, reviews and such are greatly appreciated :)