Demon Brat helped me out a lot with this fic...THANK HER!! XDD

"Can you tell me where the tennis courts are?" Ayu asked first year.

"Uhh...I think its over there." He pointed to a bunch of trees. "Past those trees."

"Thanks!" she quickly ruffled his hair and ran her merry way.

"..." the boy quickly tried to fix his hair. "Fangirls..." he muttered.

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"So...Yukimura-kun..." Ayu asked. "Do you have any special feelings for anyone on this team?"

"...Do you mean like friendship? Or like brotherly love?"

"Umm...something more...passionate than that." Ayu said trying to find the right words.

"..." Yukimura glanced at Kirihara and Sanada and the rest of his team. "No...not really...but I do think of Akaya as an affectionate younger brother."

"Really now?" Ayu asked.

"Yes really."

By now Sanada was about to blow his top off. Who was this crazy woman trying to pry information out of his beloved leader?

"Yukimura...I think we should resume practice."

"Genichirou. It's okay...we can donate 5 minutes of our life to her."

"But Yukimura!"

"Now, now..."

And Sanada knew it was useless to keep arguing. He was just going to have to put up this crazy beast.

"Ah! Sanada-kun! How about I ask you a few questions?"

"Oh God..."

"Okay..."

"..."

"Do YOU like anyone?"

"...No I do not..."

"Are you sure?" she asked.

"...Yes..." Sanada grumbled.

"Well..." she said. "Someone told me that you went on a date with them..."

Sanada looked horrified. "Keigo told you?!"

Ayu smiled triumphantly. "Yes he did."

Sanada looked like he was about to kill something.

"So...what did you two do?"

"..."

She looked at him expectantly.

"Genichirou..." Yukimura said.

"...Fine..." Sanada muttered. "We basically...had a dinner at some fancy restaurant..."

"There's more right?"

"...No..."

"Are you sure?"

"..Yes..." Sanada said clenching and unclenching his fist.

Ayu being the idiot she was, didn't notice but pressed on. "Are you sure?"

Before Sanada could do anything, Yukimura interrupted.

"That's it I'm afraid..." Yukimura smiled.

"Ahh...I see..." Ayu said mesmerized by his smile. "Can...I ask someone else...?"

"Oh sure." Yukimura smiled even more. "Ask all of them."

"Tha-Thank you..." Ayu said breathlessly. Did Yukimura enjoy torturing her this much?

"Ma-Marui-kun...if you could..."

Bubblegum pop. "Are you okay?"

"Just fine..." Ayu had a foolish grin plastered across her face.

"Probably the after effects of buchou's smile." Jackal whispered.

"Yeah, that happens a lot…" Marui whispered back.

"I have a few questions to ask you, Marui-kun…" Ayu said.

"Ask away, I guess."

"Ok, do you like anyone?" She asked.

Marui thought reaaaaal long and hard about it, then he replied, "…I don't know?"

"Really?"

"Yes, nothing I can think of."

"Hey Marui, someone's here to see you." Niou snickered.

"Oh, who?" Marui asked.

"MARRRUUIIII-KUUUUNNNNN!!!!! I MISSED YOU A LOT!!!!"

"Oh crud…" Marui muttered.

Jiroh ran as fast as he could and tackle-glomped our dear tensai. Ayu watched in glee that she was there to witness all of this. Good thing she had a secret camera recording all of this. Yes, she is going to make MILLIONS and finally YAOI would be acknowledged!!

"I ALSO BROUGHT SOME POCKY TOO!… But I smashed them so I just ate them!!"

"HELPPPPP!!!!" Marui cried. "I CAN'T BREATHE!!!"

"Well, you need to breathe if you shout, so you CAN breathe." Jackal stated.

"I don't need to ask anymore questions anymore, Marui-kun!" Ayu said happily and made her way to one of the courts.

"So, Kirihara-kun, do you like anyone? Anyone at all!"

"…I like my parents, why?" Kirihara asked with the most innocent aura anyone could find, yes, even more innocent than Dan, Ryoma, and all those other people. We all know Kirihara is a demon, but you KNOW inside he's this little ball of fluff.

"That's cute, but I'm asking if you like anyone outside your family."

"I like the sushi man because he gives me free sushi!"

"No, I mean anyone you LIKE."

"Do I get free sushi for this?"

Ayu thought about it, "…Yes." She lied, after all, he's just a kid, how hard can he be to trick?

"Eto… I like…" Before his sentence ended, someone cried, "Lucky!"

Ayu turned around to see not a Rikkaidaiian (yes, Rikkaidaian, person from Rikkai) but a Yamabuki boy. She immediately recognized him as Yamabuki's Sengoku.

"Sengoku-san!" Kirihara exclaimed, "You're not supposed to be here!!"

"Awww, but I missed you…" Sengoku said.

Ayu gasped, could this be? More boys love? She MUST be in heaven! If she is dreaming, DON'T WAKE HER UP! She got her recorder out and switched it to "record."

"But you're not supposed to be here!" Kirihara cried. "Get out!" He pushed the older boy out the courts.

Ayu by this point was emotionally unstable. But she pressed on. She eventually found Jackal, Renji, Niou, and Yagyuu practicing.

"Hello!" Ayu said happily. "Might I asked you four a few questions?"

"...Sure?" Jackal said apprehensively.

"Good!" she secretly got out her secret camera and recorder.

"90 percent chance you want to ask about our love lives and 10 percent chance you're going to ask how we feel about the latest tournament." Renji said.

"Must you have such good data sense?!" Ayu asked angrily.

"Yes...I must..."

"The questions?" Yagyuu asked.

"Ahh! Yagyuu-kun! Would you mind going first?"

"...Sure?"

"Do you have any special feelings for anyone?"

"...My younger sister?"

"As in...romantic love?"

"...You're here to ask if I love Masaharu-kun with a maddening, burning passion aren't you?"

"Yes..."

Niou stepped in. "Of course he does. Right Hiroshi?" he smirked.

Yagyuu straightened his glasses. "Masaharu-kun...there are some things I would like to say without you having to interrupt them."

"Sorry Hiroshi."

Even though the secret camera was rolling, she still wrote it down on her notepad. She turned to Jackal.

"Akazawa-kun told me you two had a special night together..." she said. "Care to clarify?" What a lie.

"...We didn't do anything really..." Jackal said. "We just met, had a quick lunch and practiced tennis together."

"But he asked you out remember?"

"He did?" Jackal blushed.

"Of course! Tonight!!"

"Really?"

She nodded.

"...He didn't ask me out.."

Ayu sighed. She just took it that Jackal had short-term memory loss. She finally turned to Renji. Rikkai's data master.

"Soo...Yanagi-kun...tell me...how are you an Inui of Seigaku doing?"

"...Fine..."

"Do you two keep in contact?"

"Occasionally..."

"What do you do on those occasions?"

"Talk about data, what else could we do?"

"Oh, I think lots…"

"100 percent that you are thinking of something very perverted…" Yanagi said under his breath.

"How dare you!" She exclaimed, "I wasn't thinking of anything like that!"

"You were imagining Sadaharu and I in something that we would never do, aren't you?"

"…Maybe."

"Yanagi-sempai, she's a total fangirl!" Akaya exclaimed. "I can tell because I'm so awesome!"

Yanagi pat Akaya on the head, "Leave the grownups to talk, Akaya, go back to practice."

"…You act like my mom."

"No Akaya, that's Genichirou's job." Yanagi answered. He faced Ayu, "If there's nothing else, please excuse me. I have more formulas to improve (so I can be better than Sadaharu…)."

Renji stood up and walked away. Leaving Ayu stunned.

"..." she stood up and decided to leave the courts.

Of course Sanada was fed up with Ayu. So he decided to take matters into his own hands.

Thankfully Yukimura went to the bathroom.

Ayu was skipping across the courts like a happy child when she saw a figure in the distance holding something very shiny and long.

She walked up to it.

Was she ever surprised.

It was Sanada in his kendo glory holding a sword. A sharp, metal, pointy, an I-can-kill-you-in-one-strike sword.

Ayu being her idiot self, didn't realize Sanada was like that to kill her but she thought that he was being a piece of decoration.

"Nice uniform Sanada!" she waved at him.

The sword came down in a heartbeat blocked her path.

"Ehh?"

"If you ever come close to these grounds again, I WILL kill you." Sanada said growling.

Now she wasn't so stupid. Since the sword was up to her throat she had no choice but to run the other way screaming like some stupid psychopath.

Which she was.

As Yukimura came out of the bathroom, he was surprised to see a screaming Ayu pass by him in a heartbeat.

"Did something happen Renji?"

"Not that I know of." But he secretly did.

Ayu ran to Fudomine.

I have only two things to say...

One- I wish Masa would marry me...

and two- I really hate Fuji and Seigaku

'nuff said.