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Jasper and Texas, Bella and a plane, and Alice without a credit card, what could go wrong? Find out in this chapter!

3: Texas Home of the Great Jasper

BPOV

We had just landed in Texas. Jasper was trying to start the Civil War again, Alice had lost her credit card, and Rosalie and Emmett were in the Bathroom making noise, while I was falling over people.

So it was complete chaos for everyone but Esme, Carlisle, and Edward.

"Where is everyone we have to get on the plane!" I screamed after falling again.

"Bella we have an hour left." Edward was trying to calm me down.

"Ok, but still…"

"It'll be okay, I promise." He said right as Emmett came running out of the bathroom.

"Jasper are you thinking what I'm thinking?" Emmett pulled out a cowboy hat out of thin air.

"Yes, Yes I am. Bye Alice have fun looking for your credit card."

"Wait Jasper please help me look." Alice started pouting and yet jasper ignored her and kept walking.

"Be back in time for the flight!" Emmett and Jasper ran out of the room almost at vampire speed.

"Bella you have to go help me find my credit card!" Alice looked like she was in the middle of mental break down. Maybe there is a good reason she was in a mental home. "Girl locked up in mental home after killing person for dress!" I could see that in the newspaper easily.

"No, thank you." I was afraid she was going to rip my head of and drink all the blood.

"Hey what do you think Jasper and Emmett are going to do?" Rosalie asked.

"I don't know they were only thinking of milk." Edward said, holding Alice down.

"Hey Edward, how are you going to Disney if you can't go out in sunlight?" I asked just realizing the problem.

"Sun block."

"Oh." It seemed obvious I guess. "Why don't we see if Alice sees what there doing?"

"MUST FIND CREDIT CARD!" Alice said in an evil deep voice.

"I'll take care of this." Carlisle took out his wallet and started waving a credit card. "You want the credit card?"

"Huh, huh." Alice looked as if she was going to tackle Carlisle.

"Fetch." Carlisle threw the credit card down the stairs and Alice was after it almost at vampire speed. "That takes care of that. Esme could you cancel her credit card?"

"Of course honey." She pulled out her phone.

"Now you three go get Emmett and Jasper I don't wont the Volturri killing me, because they start the second civil war." Carlisle told us.

5 minutes later we were following Japer and Emmett. "What do you think they're going to do?" I asked.

"I'm afraid to know." Edward said. Then we came to a fork in the road.

"Which way should we go?" Rosalie asked.

"I think they went left." Edward pointed and started running in that direction. As soon as he did I fell backward barely on his back. "Bella try not to fall off. Please!"

"I won't make any promises." I answered.

He pulled me back on to his back. Then he pulled me in and kissed me. "Please?"

"Okay!" I said still cold from his lips.

"There they are!" Edward pointed to a football stadium. "I just heard Emmett say something about sriking, what ever that is."

We ran in to the stadium only to see Emmett and Jasper STRIKING not sriking on the field.

"He is so dead!" Rosalie screamed while Edward laughed.

"Gross!" I screamed. Emmett and Jasper's naked bodies will haunt me till I die. But unfortunately I'm going to live forever.

The security chased after them, but they were no matche for Vampires. Then my cell phone rang.

"Hello? Bella speaking," I asked.

"Bella why are your bloodsuckers interrupting mine and Charlie's game? And more importantly why aren't they shinny?" Jacob asked on the phone.

"Rosalie are just about to get them." I said, of course I leave and Charlie has Jacob over.

Rosalie walked out on the field and Emmett froze. She grabbed him by the ear and started pulling him across the field. "Sorry everyone she yelled into the crowd."

"Hello, Bella?" Charlie said on my phone. "are you watching this?"

"Yes, I am hiding inside the stadium." I said.

"Well have fun, don't fall in love with Edwards brothers and I love you, bye."

In 15 minutes we were on the plane going strait to Disney world. As a punishment, Jasper and Emmett didn't to ride in 1st class. Spoiled brats!

So did I mentally scar you with the image of a naked Emmett?

What about Jasper?

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