Itachi stared at the glowing man calmly opening and eating his poptarts. Not one curse was said. He could barely stand to watch it any longer. He slammed his fork into his plate, shattering it. Hidan paid no attention to the P.M.S.-y-ness of the Uchiha. He was to busy planning his next move. The ultimate glaze on the sex cake. He wanted to get kinky with it now. Kazu was going to be his guinea pig.

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"Oww! My back! Damn criminals run to fast!" Kazu complained as he shuffled into his room. He dropped his cloak and took off the mask from his back. He stripped down to his boxers and went into the bathroom, looking for some aspirin. He found some in the medicine cabinet and ate a few. He crawled into bed and fell into a drug induced sleep.

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Kazu felt something on his lips. He thought it was Hidan and turned away, groaning, but the stupid blonde continued to poke him. Kazu waved him off, mumbling curses beneath his breath. Then a whip cracked in the air landing on the sensitive cheeks of Kazu's ass. He jumped up, howling in pain. He turned to yell at Hidan but stopped. His eyes trailed along the athletic frame, caressing each curve with his gaze. He stood with his mouth agape staring at the pleather clad man. His feet trapped inside knee high corset style boots. Thighs caught in fishnet stockings. His underwear-if you could call it that- seemed like a g-string. The thin strap in between the creamy white cheeks, the front had a large diamond shape cut out of it, revealing the large erection. The balls comforted by a small vibrator. The shirt was torn into shreds. A whip lay in the lace gloved hand.

"Good afternoon Kakuzu" the blonde said cheerfully.

"H-h-hey Hidan. W-what are you wearing?"

"Oh, this? Just a little something I picked up when I was shopping."

"Shopping for what?"

"Ways to bring out the kinky little sex kitten in you."

Hidan threw Kazu onto the bed, jumping on him as well. In what seemed like an instant two handcuffs, previously hooked onto the tiny g-sting, were around Kazu's wrists and attached to the headboard.

"Hidan. Get off me! This is not funny!"

"I am completely serious. You provided me with absolute pleasure I want to do the same to you."

Kazu growled. "Hidan if you don't get me out of here so help me god-"

"Jashin."

"GET ME OUT OF HERE!"

Hidan chuckled. "Kazu, Kazu, Kazu, don't be such a party pooper. Let's get it on!"

Hidan grabbed onto the plaid fabric and ripped it off Kazu's waist. He ran his whip down the muscular chest, licking his lips.

"You're going to pay for this! Once I get outta here, I'll kill you!"

Suddenly a bright idea came to the brunette. He tried to use his threads but the realized that he couldn't. Hidan smacked him in the head.

"Nope. I put a binding jutsu on you. I didn't need your threads interrupting me. Just relax. This is my gift to you. don't you wan it?"

Kazu sighed. He just didn't like being on the bottom and although hidan did look incredibly appetizing he couldn't let this happen. Hidan's eyes fought to hold back tears. His violet eyes looked even bigger behind the wall of water. "I try to do something nice for you and this is how you repay me? Screw you Kazu!"

"No, Hidan! It isn't like that! I appreciate what you're doing but I-I don't make that face! Cont cry! Hidan!"

"You're a weenie!" the blonde cried.

"Hidan, I'm sorry! Stop crying…alright fine! Fuck me, sadistic….(mumbling, cursing) seme." (- totally in a quiet voice).

Hidan smiled. "Oh Kazu, you're the best! Now do you prefer lube or bodily fluids?"

"Lube will be fine."

A soft murmur filled the room as the vibrator became active. The blonde gave his lover's erection a few licks. The appendage grew rapidly, hardening with each moist stroke. Hidan pressed his erection to Kazu. Each set of balls feeling the sensual vibrations. The Jashinist grabbed onto both cocks with his large hands and stroked them as one. He would squeeze them, forcefully pressing the heads together, then go back to stroking.

Kazu, who was severely enjoying the motions below his waist, still refused to admit that his body was in complete bliss. He grunted but nothing more. Meanwhile hidan kept up with little huffs of breaths and pant. A tightening feeling began to build in the pit of his stomach. The liquid love juice began to sprout from the tip. He let out a little whine and Kazu scoffed.

"How are you suppose to be a sexy seme when you can barely contain your own jizz?"

Hidan looked past their intertwined erections towards the green eyed man. A deep blush was on the younger man's face. With his wide eyes and tousled hair he looked even younger then he was. The chibi Kazu(inside Kazu's head) squealed in delight. He wanted to take the little uke and put him in his rightful place. A squirt of cum filled the air and Kazu realized it was his own. The vibrations made him weak and he couldn't really hold it in but he refused to let go. Hidan looked at the stark white liquid that had fallen on his pale pubic hair. His index finger dipped into the little puddle. His tongue began to savor the taste of his lover as his finger pushed into the moist carven. Hidan groaned in satisfaction.

"Jashin, Kazu, you taste so good!"

"Glad you like it, now will you let me go?"

Hidan pouted. He released the hard-on and stopped the vibrator. Although his legs felt like Jell-O he managed to grab his whip. Kazu grit his teeth. "Don't you dare!"

"You've been a very naughty boy. I think you should be punished. " his voice sounded more menacing than sexy. And hidan was a sadist.

"H-Hidan, remember the task at hand!" Kazu moved his hips, reminding Hidan that he wanted to get fucked. Hidan looked at Kazu's begging entrance then at the whip. He slid the whip down the tanned abs, up the large widow maker then down to rest at the entrance. Kazu hissed. No way in hell was this little uke going to do what he thought he was going to do. The pleather tip began to push at the moist tunnel. Kazu grit his teeth and said, "Go ahead! Just do it already!" (yeah, take it like a man Kazu!) instead of a rough explosion of pain, the stitched man got gentle licks caressing the puckered hole. The wet tongue pushed inside spreading the slick liquid into the hot space. Kazu's erection jerked up an response. His breath began to hitch as he felt the tongue twirl inside the body. He never knew being "uke" would feel so good. Of course he still would like to get out the handcuffs and screw hidan but that would have to wait. Hidan finally pulled out. He moved to the bedside table draw and grabbed a bottle of lube. The clear liquid was squeezed from its container. It slid down the hardness, coating it thoroughly. Hidan rubbed the warm liquid along his length, making sure it would be easy for Kazu. The older man spread his legs farther apart. Hidan's heavily lubed head burst through the tightness. Kazu gripped onto the headboard, lifting his hips.

"Do you want me to continue?"

"Didn't I say just do it? Put it in!"

Hidan shrugged. The thick column moved in deeper, stretching the flesh. The lubricant warmed and became a siring hot sensation. The older man, oblivious to his pain, moved his hips up then back down, thrusting against hidan. The blonde let out a cry as pleasure erupted against him. Kazu had figured out a way the he could be seme without being on top. He gripped onto the headboard even tighter. He propped up his feet onto the bed and moved as fast as he could. Hidan could almost double over in pain if the nine inches of man wasn't thrusting against his stomach. The Jashinist decided to pay attention to the lovestick, greeting the flaming red tip with his tongue. The erection moved inside his mouth matching Kazu's hips.

"Hidan-UNF! You really need to-*grunt*- get me outta here! I cant-sonuvabitch!-hold back anymore!"

Hidan noticed the bright pink color splashed across hid hardness. Kazu was bleeding. Kazu was in pain. Hidan liked pain. He released his lover from the confines of the jutsu. Immediately after the threads seeped out of the older man's body. They undid the latches on the silver and black fuzzied handcuffs. One her was freed all hell broke loose. Hidan was indeed successful in finding the little sex kitten in Kazu. The stitched man slammed hidan against the headboard with his back towards Kazu he was just asking for the brunette to take him. The shirt cam off as well as the g-string. Kazu dint even wait. He plunged himself inside the small pink hole. His hips smacked against the soft cushions of Hidan's ass. His body plunged deeper and deeper. Hidan's screams of his seme's name filled the corridors of the headquarters. Nails dug into the headboard, breaking into the wood. Kazu grabbed a handful of blonde hair. His deep voice hissed in the Jashinist's ear as he pulled his head back.

Each thrust was followed by a word. "Why-are you-so-fucking-loud? God-you're-annoying!"

Hidan grabbed onto Kazu's hand. He moved it to his cock and made him rub as hard as he could. The blonde's supple thighs quivered as his body became weak. Kazu continued the forceful rough motions. Thrusting and pumping. Thrusting and pumping. The porcelain hand moved towards Kazu's penetrated hole. His middle finger dipped inside, pushing in and out against the flesh. Every part of their bodies seemed to rack with pleasure. The blush had returned to Hidan's face, making him look even sexier. Suddenly a deep sensation filled within hidan. He had no idea what it was. A could feel so much pleasure in a tiny little part inside of him. An explosion of force sent him to the floor. Hot white liquid spilled from his backside and against his thighs. He saw the dripping cock hovering above him on the bed. With his legs spread open an a loud groan a huge burst of cum came from the small tip. Kazu smiled. The white beauty seemed to blend in with the cum he was covered in. small tears fell from the blonde's eyes. "I'm all dirty." he whispered.

"I think I'm the one who released your inner sex kitten."

The younger boy whimpered and Kazu sighed. He took the boy in his arms and held him close.

"I love you." he said.

"I love you too."