A/N Sorry for the shortness of this chapter, the next one will be longer and the action will start soon. I promise. Oh and for those of you who are wondering the akatsuki rings that Naruto wears will bear some importance later on and Gaara will not be abducted YET, as Naruto killed Deidara in his travels with Jiraiya.

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It was late in the afternoon when Hinata had finally awoken from her orgasm induced slumber and she was feeling great, but she could have done without that scream that had woken her up. Not seeing Naruto anywhere in the room she decided now would be the time that she took a shower and get her self cleaned up, I mean she wouldn't want to walk around all day with something sticky in between her legs would she?

It was 20 minutes after she had gotten out and was fully dressed that the door opened to reveal Naruto there with a bag full of various day to day necessities and some new bed sheets. However that's when she noticed something amiss, Naruto's wallet was still on his dresser. Feeling slightly confused she decided to voice her thoughts.

"Naruto kun, how did you pay for that stuff? Your wallets over there."

"Wh-what?" feeling startled that she was up and dressed he stammered a little before he grinned a little perversely.

"Well, well Hinata chan, lets just say that the woman at the counter didn't just accept money. She also accepted.... other things, He he." his nose bled a little as he remembered just how he had payed for his stuff, Damn he was good!

"Rrrriight..." she drawled gaining a faint idea of how ha had payed for his items. She was brought out of her musings however when Naruto asked her if she would stay for something to eat.

"No thanks, I have to get going, father will be worried." she replied.

"Well, okay. Bye Hinata chan!"

"Bye bye, Naruto kun."

Naruto of course stood in the doorway for a bit watching her ass bounce slightly as she limped around the corner.

'Yeah. am just that good' He thought to himself smugly.

WITH JIRAIYA- 1 hour ago.

Things were starting to look up, he had been released from hospital and he was in a happy mood, despite being on crutches and having his balls re attached via medical ninjutsu, he had then decided to pay a visit to his apprentice.

Knocking on his door, only to realize it was open, he just hobbled in and began looking for him. As he was searching he found female clothing and thought he might have gone in the wrong apartment and was about to leave when he heard shifting behind a closed door. Thinking it a threat he decided to take a look and slowly opened the door.

When he looked inside however he nearly bled to death but managed to keep himself under control. There was Hyuuga Hinata, naked, facing away from him, giving him a pleasant view of her ass. She shifted yet again and rolled over so she was facing him and he rocketed backwards out of a window, with twin trails of blood flowing behind him. Unluckily for Jiraiya he rolled to a stop right under Shizune's kimono. Needless to say he was dragged back to the hospital with a multitude of broken bones.

WITH KAKASHI- PRESENT TIME

He had just woken up and he didn't know where he was. Trying to get up and failing, he realized he was in some form of full body cast. Giving up on trying to move he looked to the side of him and saw something in a jar that oddly resembled... a penis? Granted it looked like a really deformed one.

Looking closer he saw a note attached to it and began reading out loud.

"Ha ha ha you dirty stinking pervert! Let this serve as a reminder for you on not to drip blood on the great Anko sama!? What the hell???"

Memories of what had happened suddenly came flying back to him and hit him like a hurricane. Fearing the worst Kakashi summoned all the chakra he could, and then some, into his left arm and broke free of the annoying cast and smashed all of it off of himself, momentarily forgetting about his broken bones.

Putting his hands down his pants, searching for something he couldn't live without, when he couldn't feel anything he slowly started to shake in rage and denial.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

He screamed.

The scarecrow then began to slap himself trying to wake himself up from what was obviously a dream, right? I mean what male could survive after what happened to him?

When he didn't wake up he fell to the floor like a puppet with no strings, crying like a baby as he did so.

It would be 5 hours later when a nurse came to check on him that they found the legendary copy cat ninja, sobbing on the floor with a puddle of tears formed beneath him trying to claw his own throat out mumbling 'no' repeatedly over and over again.

BACK WITH NARUTO- PRESENT TIME

After Hinata had left Naruto decided that it would be a good time to revive his search for his friends, when he suddenly slipped and smashed the back of his head on the floor landing him a trip to his sub conscious.

As he navigated the complex hallways he pondered the different situations he's been in while in here.

It ranged from being threatened to nearly being killed to finally being raped. Yes raped.

It was a little known fact that the king of hell, was actually the Queen of hell. Another little known fact was she was actually bi-polarand the attack on konoha was actually in spite of the Hokage having the same color on his robes as her fur.

As for being raped by the Kyubi in her human form, that was he had lost his virginity. She had lured him down with the urgent message that he was dying and if he didn't fix the leak in the back of her cage he would explode with her chakra, and being the naive little boy that he was he had believed her. That was when she struck and took the phrase 'mind rape' to a whole new level.

His pondering was cut off as he heard the purring of the gorgeous woman in front of him that almost looked normal save for the fact that she had ears on the top of her head like a fox.

"Oh Naru chan I'm so glad you made it, I was beginning to forget about our little deal."

"I couldn't do that now could I kyu chan, after all it benefits both of us."

Ah yes the deal. He had made it with her 2 years into his training and she had promised to give him advanced senses and more chakra, if he came down every week and screwed her senseless. With it the same time Naruto was beginning to become a pervert he instantly agreed.

However, she didn't always want sex, sometimes she just wanted to talk and it was during the last few weeks of his training that he had realized he had fallen for the buxom red haired beauty. He had also found a way to release her from the seal with no negative side effects apart from she would be bound to him and have the chakra of a kage instead of her near infinite supply, that would stay with him.

He was once again broken out of his thoughts when he felt her wrap an arm around his neck and pull him slightly downwards, just enough for her to penetrate his mouth with her tongue.

"Well, Naruto kun, shall we begin?"