Welcome back to Charlie's world! After seeing how many people enjoyed the Doccufamily, I've decided to continue. It'll be multiple one shots focusing on Charlie and whatever character she's paired up with!

Thank you so much for everyone's input and opinions on which characters to include. It'll pretty much be everyone!


"Come to Mama," Kenzi purred at her morning cup of coffee. Her stout sugar and caffeine concoction could wake the dead. It had the kick of an ogre.

"I don't know how your body handles that stuff," Bo laughed as her friend caressed the mug.

"My body is a wonderland."

"Ahhhhhhhh!" Charlie screamed as she charged into the kitchen wielding Kenzi's sword. Both women swung around, each hit with different emotions. A mother's concern washed over Bo as owner protectiveness splattered across Kenzi's senses.

Kenzi blurted first, "That's mine! What are you doing with Geraldine?"

"Charlie!" Bo admonished, "No swords and definitely no running with swords."

Unfazed by both comments, Charlie swung her hips and stomped around doing a very odd dance. Thrown off by the girl's energy this early in the morning, Kenzi asked, "Kid. What the hello are you doing?"

The toddler raised the weapon proudly, "Auntie Kenzi fights with Ger-dine!"

"Oh. My. God." Kenzi squealed, "Are you going to be me?!"

With a serious face, Charlie agreed, "I'm Kenzi."

The excited woman backhanded Bo lightly on the shoulder and gasped, "This is going to be so good! Alright, what's next, munchkin?"

"What's next is," Bo snatched the weapon from Charlie's hands, "Geraldine is going back where she came from."

"But Mommy!" her daughter whined and stomped, "I didn't get the bad guy."

Kenzi joined in with the toddler and griped, "Booooo, don't kill her Kenzi mojo."

Marching toward Kenzi's room, Bo responded, "She needs some different Kenzi mojo."

"Boo on you!" Kenzi complained.

Squatting down with her coffee, the woman offered consolation, "There are many kick-a things about moi. Let's find you another one."

Charlie eyed the beverage emitting a delicious smell. Innocently, she asked, "Kenzi drinks coffee. Can I have a sip?"

"Umm," Kenzi knew Lauren's stance on caffeine and sugar, but she figured one sip was harmless. She carefully handed the girl her mug and asked, "Do you need a straw or you got this?"

"Straw, please." As soon as Kenzi turned, the mischievous blonde tipped back the cup. She had never tasted anything so good.

"Charlie!" Kenzi yelped, "Shit I said a sip, not a gulp!" After snatching the cup back, she realized the girl had downed over half the glass. "Definitely not multiple gulps!"

The little girl tapped the frazzled woman's lips and whispered, "You said a bad word."

"Well, this is a shit-uation if I've ever seen one. Just stay calm and do not tell your Mama."

"Don't tell me what?" Lauren inquired as she entered the kitchen.

"I ate all the milk," Kenzi panicked and of course didn't make any sense.

Raising an eyebrow, the blonde pressed, "You ate all the milk?"

"And cookies! Milk and cookies," she added nonchalantly. "I promised Charlie I'd save some for you. She was adamant. She was all like, 'Save some cookies for Mama, Bitch!'"

"Kenzi, I don't even like those cookies and she didn't say that word."

"You don't know that..."

The sugar and caffeine hit the little girl like a speeding train. "Ahh! Ahh! Ahh!" Charlie yelled as she sprinted out of the room. "I'm Kenzi!"

She pummeled into Bo as she turned the corner, "Whoa, slow down turbo."

Her daughter stopped and stared at her with her mouth hanging open and wide eyes and bellowed, "Coffeeeee!"

Taken aback and completely confused, Bo stood stunned as the girl sprinted around the corner. With a puzzled look on her face, Bo walked into the kitchen, "Did you guys see that?"

"Yeah." Lauren snipped. She knew what was going on. "Kenzi? Did you give Charlotte coffee?"

Squeezing her eyes shut and nodding, the woman confessed, "Maybe a tiny sip."

Bo picked up Kenzi's mug and retorted, "Tiny? Looks like she downed it."

"In my defense, Bo's given her coffee before. Remember that day she finger painted the floor? The entire floor?"

"Bo!" Lauren snapped.

"Kenzi! Way to keep a secret."

"Perhaps coffee is her adderall. She could cure cancer on that stuff after she's done painting the Sistine Chapel." Kenzi shrugged.

Before the blonde could object, Charlie peeled into the room yelling, "Wiiiiggggssss!" A pink wig lay sideways on her head. Her blonde locks still hung free. Turns out this little girl on coffee didn't know which part of the wig was the front. When she spotted the group staring with their mouths agape, she jumped up and down and wiggled her hips. Each time her feet hit the floor, she spouted a word, "I. Like. Coffee. And. Wine."

"Oh to the m g. This is incredible!" Kenzi whipped out her cell phone and started recording.

Happy for the additional attention, Charlie ran toward the phone, pumped her fist and declared, "Let's kick Fae ass!"

"Charlotte Isabo Dennis!" Lauren snapped.

Bo snatched up her daughter and scolded her, "Charlie, you know better than that."

The girl writhed in her mother's arms like a wet noodle and she tapped Bo's nose like a tiny drum. Still filming, Kenzi giggled as the girl kicked in Bo's arms. "It's like she's trippin' or high on something."

"Well, you're really high on my you-know-what list right now," Bo groaned. "Oww!" Charlie whacked her in the face and swatted her on the chest as her arms flailed. Wanting to avoid further injury, the brunette released her daughter.

The girl landed hard on her feet and tipped backward onto her ass. She popped to her feet and hobbled to the couch. After punching the cushions, she ran back into the kitchen to the refrigerator and strained to reach the milk.

Lauren resigned herself to accepting Charlotte's unruly behavior. Reasoning with her was impossible until the caffeine and sugar flushed out of her system. Tying her down might be a bit much, although still an option. The blonde asked, "What do you need milk for, Sweetie?"

Standing on her tip toes and stretching her arms, she sang, "Milk and Honey Bun Buns! Honey Bun Buns!"

"Good call," Kenzi chimed in.

Charlie ran over and mercilessly poked Kenzi in the stomach, "Milk and Honey Bun Buns!"

"Oww, oww!" Kenzi exclaimed trying to block the girl's tiny hands. Finally, she bolted. "This is a little out-of-character Kenzi. I do not sing or poke attack."

With her arms outstretched, Charlie giggled and chased the girl around the table and into the living room. Stepping in her path, Lauren managed to corral the blonde, actually, pink haired girl. "Sweetheart, no running."

She gently grabbed her arms, but the girl jumped in place singing, "Milk and Honey Bun Buns!"

Cowering behind Bo, Kenzi complained, "I'm slightly disappointed in her interpretation of me. I see terrifying, not adorable."

"Well, give a four year old coffee and this is what you get." Bo rolled her eyes, "At least she got the wig and the cereal right."

"Guess I'll count my blessings," Kenzi sighed.

Bo reached down her shirt to retrieve her phone. "Huh," she muttered, "I know I put it here." She glanced over at her wife, who was still trying to tame the beast. "Babe, have you seen my phone?"

Drained of energy, Charlie finally stopped moving and struggled to breathe. Dropping her arms to her sides, she buckled her legs and fell to the floor. She smiled up at Lauren and bobbed her head, "Whoa, Mama! Whoa!"

Relieved, Lauren responded, "No, I haven't seen it, Honey."

With her head still spinning like a top, Charlie suggested, "Couch, Mommy. In the couch."

Sure enough, Bo flipped up a cushion and found her phone. "How on earth did it get here?"

Charlie grinned, "Cuz I stole it."

"Oh yes!" Kenzi celebrated, "That's my girl."


I hope you still like! I'm thinking Trick next. He was mentioned a few times. Can't wait to see how that works out.