Disclaimer: It had to be done. I apologize for nothing.
[Modern Day AU]
Eren had just finished an episode of Spongebob and ran down to Levi to see him sitting at the counter drinking tea.
"Levi! Levi can sing something to you?" Eren said with his green eyes gleaming.
"Sure. I love it when you sing." Levi turned around to look at his boyfriend.
Eren cleared his throat.
"'F' is for friends who do stuff together" Eren then grabbed Levi's hands.
"'U' is your you and me" Eren sung while hugging Levi.
"'N' is for anywhere and anytime at all down here in the deep blue sea!" Eren finished with jazz hands.
Levi simply took off his glasses and set them down before looking at Eren.
"'F' is for fucking which we'll be doing" Levi sung while crossing one leg over the other.
"'U' is for undress now." Levi pointed to the ground.
"'N' is for naked, which you will be, when my lips start moving down town.
Eren just stared at Levi.
Levi just stared at Eren.
Eren walked over to the table before bending over it. "Give it to me I'm worth it."
Lol I don't know how I came up with this or why. But its funny. Oh and look up (Shingeki no Kyojin- ultimate dont judge challenge) its an Mmd. You should see a child version of Eren and Armin. Its fucking amazing. Ah... They glo ow so fast! Until tomorrow...