Title Hunny Pot
Author landofthekwt
Rating M
Prompt Distort (bonus prompt gender bender) fanfic bakeoff
Word Count 300
Fandom Ouran High School Host Club
Character Hunny and Haruhi
Warning loli
Summary Hunny is the star
Haruhi watched fascinated as Hunny plied his trade with the clients. It was amazing the number of girls who crowded around the little girl with the bear.
She understood in theory what loli consisted of, but seeing it in action was something completely different. Wasn't it supposed to be an oversexed little girl who flirted with older men?
The idea that prim and proper high school girls who be turned on by a little boy pretending to be a wanton little girl was beyond her. Yet they were. He was the most popular of all the hosts.
The cries of too cute, isn't she adorable were almost too much. It distracted Haruhi from her own assignment today. She was the shy geeky boy with horned rimmed glasses. It appealed to at least one person. The client was supposed to be entertaining.
At last she excused herself. The client had been ready to go anyway. It was bad enough that she had to look like a boy as well as act like a boy. She walked toward Hunny. He looked up at her and asked his group to excuse him. Walking up to Haruhi , he asked.
"What is wrong, Haruhi? Aren't you having fun?"
"I don't get it Hunny. How can you throw yourself into a part where you pretend to be a sexually depraved little girl for those girls? I admit you are good. They are eating it up. You are way more popular than I am. What is your secret?"
Hunny looked around and whispered in Haruhi's ear "Usa-chan and I are just in it for the cake."