"Alright class, today we will be working with battle chips."
"Isn't that what this friggin' class is about?"
Silence…and another shock for the class clown, who's name shall not be mentioned because he is under the witness protection program. It even has its own firewall!
"As I was saying, we're going to practice small fights and how to use the weapons without killing yourselves."
"But I want to know what death is like."
"Shut the hell up, Emoman! Just because your name has emo in it doesn't mean you have to be an emo."
"Sorry…"
"Now, if you will all come up here, we can begin. Each of you can grab a weapon of your choice. Just be careful-"
A blood-curdling scream came from Rainbow as she fell to the ground unconscious. A boy had taken a ratty chip and scared the crap out of her. Megaman didn't even think Roll was that pathetic.
"Let's just forget her. Hey, Pumpkinman, stop swinging that cyber sword. You could-"
One navi suddenly lost an arm.
"Well, I was going to say you could take out an eye, but an arm works too. Okay, to those of you who are able to fight, get in pairs and prepare to spar."
The kids paired together and held their weapons in a ready position. It seemed okay for now. Just doing something this simple hadn't killed anyone…yet.
"Start fighting and let me see if you're ready to advance to the next level. I'd be surprised if you can pull this off."
"What's the next lev-?"
The navis partner didn't hesitate to attack. He stabbed the girl in the chest with a sword.
"Ow, my boobs."
That was the last thing she said before being deleted.
"You ass-wipe! I didn't mean you could actually kill her! Well, she was annoying." Everyone had to agree with that.
"Megaman, do navis have human parts? Like what she hurt?"
"Why do you think we have these skin-tight suits? We need to show a little something here and there."
"Is it for the appeal or entertainment of our net ops?"
Megaman was silent. His mind was thinking of things Lan had made him do. He could say he was scarred for life, but he couldn't say he hated it.
"No comment. Anyway, have you done anything spectacular yet?"
"Yeah, look at my step sword move!"
The kid looked like a ballerina doing those moves.
"How was that!?"
"That was so gay! What the hell was that!? This is how you do it!"
Megaman demonstrated for his audience.
"That was much better, wasn't it?"
All in unison, the kids cried, "Gay!!"
Megaman stood still for a minute before picking up a mini-boomer and chucking at the class. They screamed bloody murder as a crater was created in the ground.
"Was that gay?"
The class bowed before him.
"We are not worthy! We are not worthy!"
"That's better."
"Megaman, where is the class-clown?"
He looked around and saw the boy next to the table with weapons. He picked up a time bomb and accidentally activated it. No body moved or screamed as the bomb went off. Everyone was blown away. Megaman was the only one still standing with a barrier chip surrounding him.
"Losers."
He was about to walk away, seeing as how they were all dead, when he heard a voice.
"Hey, Megaman. We're alive!"
Megaman said nothing and didn't wonder how they were alive. This was surely a present from hell. He sat down in a corner, facing a wall, scribbling hastily in a little black notebook. The cover had the words Death Note inscribed on it. He was writing the authors name, which was unfortunate for him because she was also under the witness protection program. He was writing a fake alias. If only he had the Shinigami eyes.
Oh gods! Megaman trying to kill me! Where will I go? What will I do?
Megaman- "Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn!"
Oh well. This isn't the first time my characters have wanted to kill me. Was this funny? I hope you all liked it. Please review and let me know what you think.