Disclaimer: Katekyo Hitman Reborn! is the property of Amano Akira. I do not own it or any of her ideas.
Twelve Months With You
February
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The melted chocolate sizzled nicely in the pot. Luna smiled. February. The month of love, apparently. She had decided to give each Varia member some chocolate. She had grown fond of her employers over the past two months. Sure, they treated her rudely sometimes and forced her to do all sorts of stuff, but they could be nice. Sometimes.
As of now, she only had to cook meals, due to that terrible happening at the grocery store three weeks ago.
In order to avoid the kitchen fiasco from January, Luna locked the kitchen door whenever she was in there. Right now, it was locked. That way, Fran couldn't trick her, Squalo couldn't break anything, Belphegor couldn't steal knives, Lussuria couldn't try the food she was cooking, and Levi couldn't drop in snide comments on how he disapproved of her.
After doing whatever you do to make chocolate(1), Luna poured the chocolate into molds that she herself made. They were actually chibi versions of the Varia. For example, Squalo would receive and eat a chibi version of himself. Although it's creepy to eat yourself, the chocolates were cute.
However, Xanxus was special. He got cookies, the shape of chibi heads of all the Varia members and chibi-chocolate. In a separate mold, too. Not to mention that his chocolate was hidden in a different part of the freezer. As the boss, he would probably expect something more, no?
Luna walked over and stuck the chocolates in the freezer. She sincerely hoped no one would find them.... But in the Varia, hopes never lasted.
-----қатзкуо ђітмаи яєьоги! қатзкуо ђітмаи яєьоги! қатзкуо ђітмаи яєьоги!-----
It had been about five hours. Luna had been in her room, doodling (on spare paper she asked Xanxus for). She had also managed to go to the normally vacant library to read a few books and take a nice, long nap. Now it was 6:02 PM. Would the chocolates be frozen now?
Luna walked down the hall (she had a servant's room on the first floor) towards the kitchen.
"VOOOOOOOOOOOOIII!!! MAID WOMAN!!! C'MERE!!!" She sighed.
"Signor(2) Squalo? You called?"
"Voi, just 'Squalo'. VOOIII, WE'RE HUNGRY...."
"Stupid shark, we already ate." Fran said
"Simply scrumptious~ You must tell me the recipe, Luna dear. The design was adorable, too!"
Luna suddenly felt very... Wary. "What do you mean...? What are you talking about?" She asked very slowly.
"Why, the chocolates of ourselves, of course~"
Luna nearly died from the shock. "You... Ate...? Nooooooooooooooooo....!"
"Oya, she's cultivating mushrooms!" Lussuria giggled. Squalo face palmed.
Abruptly, Luna's head snapped up, her face gleaming with hope. Maybe they had not eaten Xanxus's...
She walked expressionlessly towards the kitchen, like a zombie, and wrenched open the door.
This was the moment of truth.......
And....
There it was....
Xanxus.
Eating the assortmants of chocolates she had worked so hard on for a surprise on this special day.
"Oi, woman. I called, y'know. I wanted friggin dinner. But you didn't respond. Be glad, that I'm not calling you trash or scum and I went to the scum's kitchen and got myself food. Say, woman, where did you get these?"
Luna stood, shocked. She mumbled something incomprehensible and collapsed to the ground, once again cultivating imaginary mushrooms.
"Oi, woman?"
She began her I'm-dying-cuz-I-feel-emo-right-now-melting-away-mode.
"... The fuck?" Xanxus murmured as he took a great gulp from his bottle of wine.
(1) Yeah, I have no idea how to make chocolate.
(2) Kind of like... Mr. ______
R a n t i n g :
Hi everyone! Teddy here!
so, im really sorry about the SUPER DUPER SLOW UPDATE. T-T Ive been.... busy.
Yeah. so, does anyone think Xanxus is OOC? cuz then we can say he's drunk :3
Poor Luna, she can't stand up to them. I want to make her a patient, quiet, mellow, gentle etc etc person. But you'll see a new side of her later. About Luna.... I can't really say anything about her past. That might spoil the future chappys. But she is an orphan.
One last thing, please rate and review. It doesn't take much time. They can really increase my updating rate. Wonders that reviewing can do. I'm open to constructive criticism, but I would appreciate no flames.
-Teddy