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First Day

(Emmett's POV)

"Beep, beep, beep!" Yelled my alarm clock. I turned over to face the time. Ughh, 6:30 A.M. You have got to be kidding me. Well, here it was, the first day of summer school. Fun.

Thankfully I'm not able to sleep, because that little thing would have never been able to wake me up. Carlisle had sent me to my room the night before, so I could 'rest up' for today.

I stumbled out of bed, as if I had beed drinking, and went to my closet to pick out an outfit.

"Stupid Rosalie, and all her stupid clothes." I thought to myself. The whole closet was full of dresses, pants, shirts, and shoes, shoes, shoes, and more shoes. Me, on the other hand, had about five or six shirts, three pairs of pants, one pair of tennis shoes, and one pair of dress shoes. Rosalie really has to cut back.

I chose a striped blue and white polo, and a pair of jeans. After brushing my hair and teeth very quickly, I ran down the stairs, where everyone was waiting to greet me.

"Well Emmett. You have fun baking cookies you hear?" Jasper stated.

"Yeah Emm. We will be expecting some delactable chocolate chip cookies. To give to Bella that is." Edward said.

"You guys are just hilarious." I shot at my two brothers. "Well, I would rather bake cookies than look like you two."

"Oh. Oh my gosh Emmett. You. You just killed me inside." Jasper said, acting as if he were falling to the ground. Just before he fell, he jumped back up and started laughing his butt off.

"You just wait you two. You're time will come. Trust me." I said.

(Emmett POV: Forks High School)

This is so wrong. It's the beginning of summer, and here I am. Back at the stupid school, when I'm suppose to be playing with the human.

I hopped out of my car, and walked toward the main building to get my scedule. When I got there, I immediately noticed the new secretary, Darla.

"Umm, yeah. My name is Emmett Cullen, and I need to pick up my scedule."

"Emmett. Emmett. Ah yes, here we are Mr. Cullen. Ok, I just need you to sign here, here, and here."

As I bent down to sign the papers, Darla started saying something, with great realization.

"Ohhh, I know who you are. You are that boy who almost told me off over the phone about the Home Ec. class you had to take."

"Ummm, I think you may be exaggerating. But either way, I'm sorry about that. I was just... you know... upset."

"Oh don't worry 'bout it kid. I just wanted to tell ya that I tried looking for a different class for you to take, but I couldn't find any. Sorry."

"Oh, well, no big deal. It's only three weeks. I'll probably live."

"You are a good kid. Well, have a terrific day!" Darla said merrily.

I walked out of the room muttering to myself.

The first class I had was Trig. Oh great nothing like math in the morning. When I got to the classroom I noticed that there were only about seven kids including me. Worst of all, is that our teacher is the teacher I had for Geometry in my Sophomore year. Man, this day is just getting better and better.

We spent the whole class talking about Sine and Cosine, and other retarded stuff that meant nothing to me. Thankfully the bell rang, just as Mr. Richardson was handing out our homework.

"Alright class," He announced. "All of this is due tomorrow, and expect a quiz."

This caused many moans and groans.

Ok, my next class was... hmm... World History. This class was also almost completely empty.

The whole hour was spent on World War Two, and it's causes. This wasn't as bad as Trig, most of it was pretty interesting. I would have been fully into it, if I didn't have the thought of Home Ec. on my mind. I looked up at the clock and noticed that there was only five minutes left. Hmm, the day is going by pretty fast, which is good. Maybe Home Ec will go by just as fast.

Interupting my thoughts, our teacher, Mr. Munich, handed out sheets of paper with fill in the blank questions. Wonderful, already half of my classes are giving homework. I wonder how much Biology two will have.

Surprisingly not that much. We talked about the function of the human body, and how everything works, and how it works together. Not bad, especially since this is the first class so far that has not given out an assignment. Much to soon, the bell rang just as Mrs. Keely was about to lecture the process of blood flow in the human body.

Oh no. Here it comes. The moment I have been fearing. It's time for... gulp... Home Ec. Someone help me now. Please!

I was pleading in my head all the way to my seat. When I sat down, I looked around the classroom. Everything was silver. The floor, the counter, the appliances, the sink. EVERYTHING! Oh man, these are sure going to be three crappy weeks. REALLY crappy.

"Hello everyone. As some of you may know, I am Mrs. Blake, the Home Ec. instructer. In the three weeks that you are here, I will teach you to bake, the principles of cooking and baking, the reasons for nuitrition, and also how to properly measure and add measurements. And in the end, I can promise you that all of you will have a huge place in your hearts for the joy and love of cooking. Now... any questions?"

"Ummm, yeah. I have one!" I announced.

"Yes? But first, what is your name please?"

"Emmett Cullen. And my question is; what is it like in loony town? I never met anyone who has lived there before,and apparantly you do."

All Mrs. Blake could do was stare at me with a look of shock and horror on her face.

"Emmett Cullen!" She shouted.

"Yep? That is my name." I replied.

"That was absolutely uncalled for, and as punishment, you will be the only one with homework tonight."

Well this sucks. Why can't I ever keep my big mouth shut? Why?

"Tomorrow I expect a two page report on why cooking and baking are important, and a dozen chocolate chip cookies."

"All of that? But... doesn't that seem a bit much?" I questioned.

"For you, no. For others yes. Maybe now you will be more respectfull to me and your peers."

Sheesh, this woman is a nutcase. Man, tonight is gonna be one hell of a night with all of the homework I have.

Thankfully the bell rang, and I was able to go to my house away from all the crazy teachers. But then again, my home is full of crazy relatives. Someone help me now. Please.