Woman: Have you ever wondered just what is up with Ron? I know I have. There's just so much about Ron that I just don't understand! That's why I made this movie. Get Inside Ron's Head. It answers all of your questions about this complex character we like to call Ron. This movie includes interviews, pictures, facts, trivia, and lots more about Ron. Here are some examples:

*flashes to an interview between Woman and a girl dressed like a boy with a short red wig and a fake English accent*

Woman: Ron, do you enjoy the game quidditch?

Girl/Ron: It's really cool! Um-I mean- bloody 'ell! It's fantastic!

Woman: I see. What about you a Hermione. What's going on between you two?

Girl/Ron: That's none of your beeswax! Oops! Um- Er. bugger this. I'm out of here.

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*Flashes to a book that says "Get Inside Ron's Head" on the cover*

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that's 1-255-3737-RON

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A/N: I'd like to get inside Ron's head. hmm. would you like third helpings of this Harry Potter Dessert?? Well, that's what that little button in the bottom left hand corner is for!! Review my friends!! Review!!