Mimmmo! Can luffy funsen his boobs?! I bet he can! Coz it's luffy we're talking about.. there's nothing he can't do! Maybe.. there is.. some… that he cannot do…. Anyway minna-san… guess who's back! *drumrolls* *pia popa shakka dance* *blue carpet* it is I! Akira the lanky!
Luffy saw law and sanji outside of the dining hall. I wonder what they're talking about?... ah! " where's all the meat?!" all the meat that was in the table suddenly disappeared (?)
Nami looks at luffy "didn't you ate it all?" luffy shakes his head. " I made sure not to eat all of it at one go.. but… where did it go?!" luffy looks like he wanted to cry watching the now no-meat-dining-table in front of him. He went outside of the dining room and bumped law "ah, mugiwara-ya, -ya ( I do not know how law calls sanji. Forgive me ) asked you to go to his room tonight" ( that sanji never said )
"hmm…? Okay… anyway torao… can you—mph!" luffy's sentence were blocked by laws light kiss. "better now?" law asked as if this was what luffy wanted, luffy paused for a second. " not really what I asked for but better than ever! As I thought torao's kiss is the best! Oh yeah, have you seen the meats in the dining hall? It disappeared!" law kept quiet and smirked " who knows? Maybe it's already been eaten by someone" law then went back inside the dining room to get some onigiri.
Sanji was in the bridge of death fighting his nosebleed in imagining his dear captain having huge melons on his chest while his face flushed in pink color of embarrassment or just waiting for him to eagerly eat him whole. 'ahhnnn~~ the thought of luffy being like that is unnn~~ ' as sanji's wild imagination gets even more wild than it already had been he suddenly made a depressed face that looked like half cooked mushroom (thought I don't know how it actualy looks like haha!) ' 100% as in never… huff….' He sighed and went back into the kitchen.
"Ah, good timing sanji, the meats gone and even luffy didn't take it… wonder where it went" the orange haired woman in bikini with long pants said to their cook. Sanji looked confused then he saw laws evil smirk on the corner of the room while holding onigiri on his right hand ' god, what did he do now? ' luffy was on the head of the thousand sunny feeling the cold breeze and ignoring his tummy grumbling wanting to be stuffed with meat. " kiss huh?... torao's kiss is very calming… " then he realized it's already past midnight and law had told him to go see sanji.
Sanji just finished washing the dishes as all the straw hat members went to their room for some shut eyes, law was still sitting on the chair "what is it law?"
"you better go to your room –ya, and don't bother thanking me after this" law stood from the chair and passes sanji through the door out of sanjis sight, curious as to what law had said sanji went to his room, he saw luffy was still sitting on the sunny's head. As he opened the door he saw a pile of meat that he recognizes so much. It was the missing meat!
"did law shambles the meat into my room? What is his objective?! Then the door opened. Sanji saw his dear captain in front of the door amazed by the meat that he just discovered in one of his nakamas room. Sanji then knew where this was going.. ' Traffalgar Law! ' sanji didn't know what to do as he had something in mind he restrained himself from having any nosebleed.
"sanji! You hide some meat here! Can I have it?!" luffy's hand streached as he wanted to take one of the meat but was kicked by sanji " not so fast luffy… " he went close to luffy and stand right in front of him while his left hand closing the door behind luffy. "what is it?... I'm hungry right now…." Luffy didn't mind sanji being hell close to him but he has his attention fully on the pile of meat that looked like it was begging to get stuffed in the petite captains rubbery-endless-pit stomach.
" I see you want that meat right there right?.."
" You got that right!"
"well I have one condition… or more likely a request,"
" if I do it would you give the meat to me?"
" yeah… all of them "
" well, for the sake of meat, I'll do it!"
"oh.. okay- hey!" luffy was already stuffing hid mouth full of meat and in a blink of an eye, it was all inside his stomach. Sanji sighs… as luffy was feeling full, he walks up to sanji " so what did you want me to do?" a hand grabbed both side of luffy's shoulder. " will…. You…. FUNSEN YOUR BOOBS AND LET ME GROPE THEM?!" sanji looked desperate. He's worried if luffy would turn him down and tells the rest of the crew including that marimo!
" sure "
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"what?"
"I said sure okay… I already promised anyway.. and here I thought that you were gonna make me do something difficult… sure why not? Shishishishi!" luffy smiled innocently making sanjis heart throb.
' oh… luffy…*tear drops* forgive me…I'm such a bad wolf trying to eat m own captain….. but pleasure comes first! Yehaww! Strike! '
"well then… I've never try this before…. Here goes.. gomu gomu…. Oppai funsen! (Oppai is boobs)" luffy inhaled air into his throat and expand his chest making it bigger and bigger. Sanji was dazed as he observed luffy expand his boobs while fighting the urge to have a nosebleed. Luffy's vest tightens as luffy's expands his boobs which makes his torso shaped beautifully and the extra air expanded his butt.
"how's this?" luffy's recommended with his body now curved shapely of that a beautiful woman. ' rubber is so amazing! ' heart shaped the blond's eyes. "what are you waiting for sanji?" "w-what?" luffy's face flushed " you.. said you want to grope it… go ahead.."
' it's like my wildest imagination has come to life! And it is!' sanji's hand was wiggly ' but what if it feels just like a balloon?! It won't feel nice at all!" sanji shakes his head ' no that can't be…. But what if…. AHHH screw this!"
Sanji touched luffy's boobs.
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"it's so soft! Rubbers are so amazing!" sanji groped luffy's boobs as if his life depends on it. "ahh…" sanji paused. Then he groped again "wahhh…" theres no mistaking it! luffy just moaned! Sanji felt tingling below his pants. Was he just turned on by his captains moans?! "ohh crap what should I do?" luffy feels worried that sanji was making an irritated face and felt like he was at fault. "I'm sorry…. It doesn't feel good huh?... I'll turn it back to normal…."
"eh.. you.. it's not that… it's just.. ahh-!"
Luffy's boob was now gone. Sanji grabbed luffy's chest desperately that he hope that luffy's boobs didn't disappear. "wait, this is…" sanji gropped luffy's chest. "it's as soft as the boobs! How can a mans chest be this soft! Oh yeah, your made of rubber!" sanji uses both his hand to grope luffy's chest. "ahh.. sanji… isn't that enough already?... " luffy moaned making sanji's crotch twitch. Sanji jumped to luffy wanting to pin him down "luffy-bugee!"
A feet meets sanji's face.
"welp.. I think that's enough fun for now don't you think so… ero-cook" it was zoro's
"kuso marimo! Why are you here?!"
"shut up you! i knew you had something up your sleeve since law and kuffy kissed yesterday! To think that you'd go this far!" luffy hugged his small captain shielding him from the ero-cook. "oi luffy, from now on don't let this ero-love-cook touch you again got it?... luffy?... oi luffy.." zoro looked at his pessesion. It wasn't luffy, it was just ceasar that law shambles with luffy.
"gya! Law!"
On the sunny's head
Law hugged luffy that was sleeping on his lap. He shambles luffy with ceasar when he saw zoro hugging him. It's not that he was jealous or anything it's just that he thought it's time for him to take back luffy after he gave sanji a chance of touch.
"back to my possession.." law huffed on luffy's hair.
He heard luffy mumbled " mmmn… torao…. Kiss… "
Law smiled and pats luffy's head "alright…."
Law kissed luffy's hair. The wind blew lightly to their faces. Law embrace luffy to make them both warm.
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a-and.. that's all I can think of… sorry for not having any lemons… I just thought about kidlu and lawlu AND allxlu..
I wont be having any other uke besides luffy so you won't get any extra like zosan or kidlaw… nope, nu-uh! Try to review more so I can gain some confidence into making more chapters… don't be lazy… just post your very honest opinion or any suggestions.. I'm all ears!