Eddie-boys all in pieces

So I may possibly have died back in Forks. Which also may have been entirely my fault.

It's just, I was really bored, and I really hated that truck. And I really, really couldn't take all of the looks and comments from Lauren and co.

So I drove the truck off the tallest cliff in La Push. It was fun! Until I died.

It was quite interesting in Hell though. As it turns out, Lucifer had a thing for Lilith, but Sam could maybe have killed her, so Lucifer resurrected her. I had some interesting conversations with them. You know, when they're not being totally evil, they're actually okay.

But away from why we are here, and on to us actually being here. Dean and Sam came to the school in Alaska in the Impala, while I raced them on my motorbike. Be warned, I can be as bad about my bike as Dean about the Impala.

"I am not going over to the dark side!" I shouted to Dean. He's been accusing me of 'going over to the dark side' since I told them of my enlightening experience in Hell.

"You say that now, but later, maybe even tomorrow, you will have this sudden urge to murder me and Sammy." Thankfully he was only having fun. I was almost laughing myself.

There was a reasonably loud thump, and when me and Dean turned to see what it was, we saw Sam had given it to temptation, and actually fallen over he was laughing so hard. That was just a little pathetic, we'd only been arguing about it for 3 hours.

"Dean?"

"Are you ready to give in now?"

"The bell just rang -"

"So you give in."

"NEVER!"

"Help me get Sammy up."

And that is how our day began. And probably how it will end.

Everything was fine and normal. Joking, laughing, seeing who could get the most detentions. By lunch, the score was: Sam - 4, one for each class.

Dean - 6, he actually got 3 for the one class.

Me - 7, 2 in each class except for the last one there, only got 1 in that class.

"How in the name of all that's holy did you manage to get 3 detentions in one class?" Sam asked when Dean told him.

"Because I am the ultimate genius of trouble-making!"

"Hey! I got 7, you only got 6!"

"What?!" Sam's just not up to our level.

"Sammy, Sammy, Sammy. You just too much of a teachers pet to get anywhere close to our level of insubordination." I said like a parent scolding their child.

"Hey, is that the Cullen's I see?" Dean said.

I turned to look behind me, then turned back to my brothers and said, "Why I do believe it is. Shall we say hi?"

"You have something planned."

"Sam," I started off, like I had nothing planned at all. "You know me too damn well."

I could see 2 of the people we were sitting besides eying Edward. "This would be a lot harder if we weren't sitting beside slut 1 and 2 here." I whispered to my bro's.

"Edward Cullen's staring at you two, with lust in his eyes. I think he likes you." they actually fell for it. They were dumber than Lauren and Jessica, they might not have fallen for it. But these two, they looked at each other, then stalked as sexily as they could (which wasn't very sexy at all) towards Edward. Then they sat down on his lap. Both of them! He was totally stuck! They then started to whisper in his ears, causing him to grimace, and I could hear his groan from here. He then probably told them to 'shove off' in the politest possible way. I could see their disgruntled faces as they walked back in our direction, and thankfully straight past us.

Not that they could have gotten a word in edgeways over our laughter. It was quite possibly one of the funniest things I have ever seen. It was just the way they held themselves. The unwarranted confidence in their looks, and their non-existent seductiveness.

We soon regained a small piece of our small composure. We walked over to them, leaning on each other for the help in keeping ourselves upright. When we reached them, we kinda just, well, flopped, into 3 of the seats that were unoccupied.

"What are you on? Usually I'm the one that does that sort of stuff." Dean said.

"I'm not really sure. This guy came up to me this morning and gave me a bag of white powder…" I think I may have been too convincing. Ed got just a little peed off.

"Quit your growling man!" me Dean and Sam said simultaneously. "We gotta stop doing that." me and Dean continued. Then we all began to laugh, thankfully not as hard as before.

I then turned to Edward, I may have been ignoring him for the short time I have been sat at this table. "I am so sorry for sending whore 1 and 2 your way but it was just staring me in the face, I couldn't resist. But the fact remains that I win the contest."

"The days not over yet." Sam piped in.

"If I'm winning right now, I'm not sure how much difference 2 periods will make."

"A lot can happen in 2 periods." Dean said, probably referring to the time the two of us burnt down the gym of one of the many schools we were in during our childhood world tour of the world. We did that about half an hour into our first day. Don't ask us how, just know we did, and stay up all night trying to figure it out.

"What contest?" Emmett was probably dieing from the curiosity.

"We were, and still are, having a contest to see who can get the most detentions in one day." I said matter of factly.

"What?!"

"The question I want answered is, how the Hell did you manage to get 3 detentions in one class Dean?" Sam really wanted to know. As you can probably tell.

"Because that teacher was the exact opposite of Mrs Dilber." Dean answered

"Oh God! Her! Do you have any idea what we had to do to get a detention from her? That was our last idea we had before we got really desperate. And I mean really desperate." the last part was mostly directed at Sam, since he wasn't in that class with us.

"How desperate?" Sam asked.

"I was sitting on my desk playing one of the guitars lying around the room while Dean dirty danced on the desk. We had no other ideas after that. We were seriously considering making out on top of the table it was that bad." we all three shuddered after I said that.

"Oh God it must have been bad." Sam said in shared shuddery.

"Oh yeah. It was bad. Hey, what year is it?" I asked turning to the Cullen's, the ones that were here anyway.

"2014. Why?" Someone answered, I wasn't listening past '2014'

"See! I told you! Sam is Sam. Dean is Dean. I am Me. And the inhabitants of planet Earth have probably never even heard of the word 'Croatoan' let alone are extinct 'cause of it. So I win. Pay up." how they were expecting me to pay them if they won the bet and we hadn't stopped the Apocalypse I don't know, but who am I to argue. So I now have an extra $100 from them. Each.

"And there's the bell. If you tell me you have Biology next…" I said to Edward, but trailed off as I saw Alice's grin and Edward nodding.

"If you've got Mrs Bogie (I actually have a teacher called that) then you'll get a detention for almost anything you do. I was actually trying not to get a detention when I got 3 from her."

Den was right. I got out of there with a detention every 5 minutes of not trying all that hard. So I now have 19 detentions, 10 from biology.

Dean and Sam were by the Impala when I got out of the school.

"Before we compare scores, I forgot to tell you I found Laurent, and he squealed like a newborn baby. Victoria's going to bring an army of newborns to kill us, especially me. She wants to leave Edward alive and alone. I got 19."

"10" Said Sam.

Deans turn, "15. So you are going over to the Dark Side then."

"Nah. I'm going round to the Cullen's house, and you two are coming with me."

"Why!?"