Disclaimer:
Ben- Hey homies. Naruto wasn't created by Josh- I mean SKF. Kishimoto Masashi did. Now time to smoke some mary-jane! Just kidding.
End Disclaimer.
Fun Times in Konoha
Chapter 3: Meeting the Ninjas...And Getting a House!
Ben and Brendan followed the random guard ninja's directions and went towards the Hokage building. They walked in the door and went up to the ninja standing in front of the huge door to what they knew as the Hokage's Office.
"Hey, can we see the Hokage regarding us getting into the Ninja academy? We are 15 and 16, but we want to be ninja-like and be able to kill people! A-and be able to protect people... that too." Ben said.
"Uh, sure. Just wait a moment. He is in a meeting regarding the next chuunin exams taking place in a month. He is assigning chuunins and jounins to run it." the ninja in front of the door replied. He walked inside and in a couple minutes, many people walked out of the room. With them, the ninja at the door remerged and said, "The Hokage wants to see you two now. He seems a little eager to see two new students wanting to join our academy."
They followed the ninja into the room and looked around. It was huge. Fancy stuff littered the walls and the desk was remarkable and huge. They didn't believe that they were actually in the office that they had seen so many times on television.
"So, you two are the new students? What are your names?" The Hokage asked them.
"I'm Ben and this is Brendan. We come from a country far away from here," Ben said. Brendan nodded in agreement.
"Nice to meet you two. I'm sure you can join the academy. You will join not with the younger people, but with the oldest of the bunch. The one with Uzumaki Naruto and Uchiha Sasuke. You will receive your headbands in a couple days and start in four days. In the mean time, you can find a house. There is an apartment complex east of here you can live in. Now go off. I have business to attend to." he said.
They left the building, and right when they went out, Josh saw them and ran up to them.
"Hey guys! What have you been up to?" Josh asked them.
"...Weren't you dead a couple hours ago?" Brendan asked with a weird look on his face.
"I was?"
"Yeah, you were."
"Well, now I'm alive. How'd I die?"
"You got shurikened in the head. It was pretty funny." Ben said.
"Oh. It's weird to know I was dead a couple hours ago. But that doesn't matter now. What were you guys doing in there?" Josh asked.
"Becoming ninjas." Ben said.
"Cool! I want to too!" Josh exclaimed.
"Go ahead. Just ask him and he'll put you with all the main characters." Brendan said.
And Josh ran off and in about five minutes, he came back out and had a headband.
"Yay, I'm a ninja!" he yelled.
"Shut up Josh." Brendan and Ben said.
"Okay..." Josh said, putting his head down.
"Well let's go get a house." Ben said.
And they did.
They got an apartment. It was right next to Naruto's, but they didn't know that yet. And Josh won't notice for a while because he's oblivious.
In a couple days, they got their ninja gear and explored the village. They didn't find any of the main characters, though. But they did see the ramen guy! And the ramen was the best ramen ever. EVER.
Then, they went to ninja academy. They started to walk there.
"Hey, shouldn't we be looking for a way home?" Josh asked them on the way there.
"No, Dorothy, being in Naruto is freaking awesome. It's better than school anyway. So fuck going home." Ben said.
"Oh, okay." Josh responded. And no one talked again walking to the academy.
They arrived at the academy and went into the class. Iruka introduced them.
"Hey class, we have three new students today, they come from a far away place, and they're 15. Introduce yourself." Iruka said.
"Sup, I'm Josh."
"I'm Ben."
"And I'm Brendan. How you doin?"
"Anything else you want to say?" Iruka asked.
"Nah, not really." they responded.
"Okay, well sit wherever you want."
Josh sat next to Kiba and Shino (of course), Ben sat behind Shikamaru and beside Ino and Sakura (in between them), and Brendan sat in a corner all by himself because he's a loser.
He sat behind Naruto, Lee, and Neji.
They listened to Iruka talk about ninja stuff and all the types of jutsus. Josh paid no attention and slept most of the time (Shikamaru was behind him and he was sleeping too), and Ben was half-listening and Brendan was completely listening. Soon, lunch began and the head to the dining area place.
Josh and the others sat near Kiba, Shino, Shikamaru, and Chouji. Josh started the conversation.
"What was he talking about in there? I was sleeping, I wouldn't know." he said.
"Listening is troublesome." Shikamaru said.
"He went over types of jutsus. Simple shit." Brendan said.
"You got that right! We go over that stuff a lot! It's easy!" Kiba yelled.
They talked about more random crap that I don't feel like typing right now and then lunch ended and the day ended. They walked home and had another conversation.
"So, do you think we can use jutsus? Cause that be cool as shit." Josh said.
"I dunno. We can try in the field that everyone trains in." Brendan said.
"Let's go!" yelled Ben, excited-like.
End of Chapter.
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