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Phantom of the opera, Truth or Dare

by AlexGhost

Hello dear readers and welcome once again to the Phantom of the opera version of Truth or Dare. In this fic you the reader, get to ask a truth or dare for your favorite character (from either Leroux, Kay, or ALW) to answer or perform. I would like to give a quick thanks to those who reviewed.

Coreen Fennel

Whisper of the Winds

Lavender Froney

PhantomoftheBasket

PhanPhicPhantastic

goodtimecharlie

miranda-keene

samsamrk

Dalia N'Shard
Venomlover

Phantom Of the Opera Phan

Shattered Rose of the Past
Moriko Csove Doyle

and company.
Thank you! Reviews make AlexGhost kiss the stars. Also, sorry it took me so long, life got in the way. People tried to make me do stuff, like homework.

Chapter 3

Who let the dogs out

We once again return to the lovely earth tone lounge and its unenthusiastic inhabitants. The characters were lounging about, as that is what you do in a 'lounge room', and doing nothing of any particular interest. The Eriks had accepted Nyx into their group(you all know how Kerik likes kids 'flash back to Reza') and were engaged in a riveting conversation about grasshoppers and scorpions. The Christines and Megs were with the other ballet girls. Madame Giry was talking to Nadir again,(they had become close friends) Charley also joined them. The Raouls were whining about Christine to Philippe and the Khanum and Carlotta got together in a corner because no one likes them.

"Hi guys!" AlexGhost boomed causing both moans and sobs from the cast.

"We have some new characters to introduce." She finished, ignoring the sounds of protest. Nyx stood and pulled a clipboard out of her hoody.

"The first character was requested by Delia N'Shard. Her request was Kay Charles (my version is Charley)." When Nyx finished a door apeared in the center of the room and through it walked a black haired sixteen year old.

"Hey Charles, my brother from another version of my mother." Nyx said as they performed some weird complicated handshake. Charles went and sat with his mother following behind him was every ones favorite siamese cat Ayesha.

"Alright first things first, Nadir have you figured out the answer to the question asked last night?" A.G. asked.

"No." He replied looking embarrassed.

"Its alright man, take your time. We have a dare for you later on."AlexGhost said, Nadir sunk a little in his chair.

"Take it away Nyx." the authoress commanded. Nyx pulled out her handy dandy clip board and flipped one of the pages.

"Our fist truth is from Moriko Cosove Doyle for Movie meg." She announced, Mmeg tried to hide behind all the other Megs but was cast forth.

"The reviewer wants to know, how did you get your pants dry so 'freakin fast' when you were in Gerik's lair?"

"Oh well thats simple." Mmeg said looking a bit more confident.

"I had another pair of pants under the wet ones." She answered.

"Wouldn't they get wet to?" Nyx asked.

"No the top pair were rubber." Mmeg answered.

"Oh my God! You wear rubber pants too! I'm not the only one who wets the bed!" Mraoul cried happily, Mmeg walked over and slapped him. (I don't hate Raoul but I don't like the movie version.)

"Okay. . . .Next truth!" A.G. ordered so to change the subject.

"This one is from fencergirl00 for Gerik." Gerik stood and attempted to look brave.

"Gerik the reviewer wonders why you didn't kill Raoul while you had the chance. I quote. 'I mean, Monsieur Le Fantom had such an opportune chance when Raoul's sleeping outside the ballet rats' dorms in the movie'." Nyx said quoting from the review.

"Well, that would be so anticlimactic and I wouldn't get to wear my sexy Don Juan costume." He said pulling his cloths off, underneath was the said costume.

"Do you wear that all the time?" AlexGhost asked.

"No, only when the timing is right." Gerik answered smugly showing of his groin-tight pants.

"Well Gerry I'm afraid I am going to have to steal your clothes." Said Alexghost.

"What?" Gerik asked, unfortunately too late. Next thing he knew he was naked, he wasn't even wearing any underwear (apparently he had decided to go commando).

"Put some pants on!" Nadir and Mme. Giry cried as they covered Charley and Nyx's eyes.

"Oh my." said the Christines and Megs.

". . . ." the Khanum was turned on.

"Squee!" the ballet rats squealed and giggled.

"Mine is bigger." Erik and Kerik said in unison. A.G. snapped her fingers, Gerik then found himself in his armor from the movie 300.

"Sparta!" AlexGhost cried causing the room to shake. Then suddenly one of the walls exploded and through it charged hundreds of screeching 300 fans. They stole Gerik who screamed all the way.

"OH NOT THIS AGAIN!" A door appeared on the opposite side of the room and AlexGhost ran out of it, she was wearing Gerik's clothes which had magicly shrunk to her size.

"Damn you 300 fans!" She yelled before turning to Nyx.

"Nyx take care of things while I'm gone." she commanded pulling her rapier out of its sheath. The hole in the wall repaired itself when the had authoress ran through it.

"All right and now for our first dare." Nyx said pulling Mme. Giry's hand off of her eyes. The cast gave no mummers of protest as they were still confused by the events that had just happened.

"This dare is for Nadir from Venomlover." Nadir massaged his temples.

"The reviewer dares you to slap the Khanum for every person she has condemned to death." Nyx read.

"I don't believe in hitting women." Nadir protested.

"Oh come on! You know you want to. She's pure evil." Nyx said, the Khanum gave a glare."plus the faster you start the faster it will be over." She finished, Nadir sighed (he does that a lot) and walked over to the Khanum. who was chained to the chair so she couldn't escape.

"Do it, do it, do it!" the remaining Eriks cheered. Nadir then began slapping the Khanum., over and over and over and over x a million.

"Okay since that's going to take a while, the next dare is for the Eriks from Phantom Of the Opera Phan." Nyx read, the Eriks stopped their cheering and looked in her direction.

"She wishes for you to do something horrible, of your choice, to the Raouls." The Eriks smiled maliciously when she finished reading the dare. The Raouls gulped when they found themselves strapped to chairs. The Eriks stalked over both of them giddy as school girls, the Christines and Philippe made a move to protest but were detained in a large hamster cage. Erik reached into his opera cloak of magic pockets and pulled out. . . .COSTUME MAKEUP! The Raoul's looked at each other feeling rather confused, Mraoul peed himself. Soon they all pissed themselves as the Eriks drew ever closer with the costume composition, their expression, or the vibes they were sending out cause they were both wearing full face masks, spelt doom. The Eriks pounced on the Raouls creating a cartoonish dust cloud, out of which came several shrieks and cries of mercy. When the cloud dissipated Kerik and Erik looked very pleased with themselves, the Raouls were still confused about what had been done to them. Then the Eriks pulled out a mirror which the Raouls instinctively looked too. They all screamed as, to their horror, they all looked like, well. . . .like Erik.

"Nooooooooooo!" they all squalled simultaneously, the Eriks laughed manically. Erik stopped laughing when he felt something strange, he parted his cloak and found Nyx rummaging through his pockets.

"What else do you have in here?" she said to herself as she pulled random items out of his pockets. She found; his Punjab, a pack of gum, a pistol, another Punjab, an anvil, a sledgehammer, a picture of her mother Christine in her underwear (she blushed and stuffed that one back in the pocket), an ipod (which she pocketed), opera gloves, a machine gun, his fedora (which she put on), and some chocolate (that she quickly began eating). She made a move to continue but Erik stopped her.

"Do you mind child!" he shouted.

"No." Nyx said mischievously before running off with his chocolate and hat. "Hey come back here that chocolate is for Christine!"

"Who keeps chocolate in their pocket?" Meg asked no one in particular.

"I want some chocolate." Christine said pouting.

"I'd give you some but she stole it!" Erik called as he continued chasing Nyx around the room.

"Oh come on Erik, why would I accept chocolate from you? It would probably be drugged." Erik cried a little when Christine said this.

As it turns out the chocolate was drugged, as Nyx was running she found herself becoming very dizzy. She crashed into Nadir, who was still slapping the Khanum, and there after passed out. Nadir being the gentleman he was, stopped what he was doing and carried Nyx over to a couch and set her down. He then returned to what he was doing, the Khanum's face by now was bright red from being slapped so much. Erik walked over to Nyx and took his hat and the half eaten chocolate. Kerik walked over and poked her.

"What drug did you put in that chocolate." He asked Erik.

"Um. . . . a sedative and a light hallucinogenic. . . ." Erik began answering.

"You mean morphine."

"Yes." Erik said looking away. Christine stormed over to Erik and punched him in the balls.

"Thats for drugging my child!" She shouted before walking over to Nyx and making sure she was okay.

"Sorry." Erik squeaked in a high pitched voice. In the background the Raouls were screaming, Erik was lying on the floor holding his crotch, Nyx was drugged, Philippe was still stuck in the hamster cage, Nadir was slapping the Khanum, the ballet girls were eating themselves, Ayesha was high on catnip, Carlotta was screaming at the Raouls to stop screaming, this is a run on sentence, basically everything was in chaos.

"Hey!" a voice resonated throughout the room causing every one to freeze. A massive arch way apeared in one of the walls and through it walked a battered and bruised AlexGhost carrying a passed out Gerik over her shoulder. She dropped Gerik on the ground and raised a hand, a clipboard apeared above her it. She took hold of it and then looked to Charles and Charley.

"Seeing as Nyx is incapacitated you two shall be my assistants for the time being." she commanded, Charles and Charley nodded taking the clipboard.

"If anything like this happens again drug substances will no longer be permitted." the authoress warned before disappearing, this unnerved the Eriks who were on morphine and the ballet rats who were smoking pot.

"Alright this chapter is way to long so were gonna finish this up. C team brake out the dares!" AG said, the Charleys immediately got to work.

"Our next dare is for Gerik from Erik's Daughter." They announced, Erik spat out the tea he was drinking.

"I HAVE A DAUGHTER!" He shouted.

"No its just a pen name." Charley said.

"Actualy Erik there is something I wanted to talk to you about. . . ." Christine began, Erik swallowed.

"Gerik the reviewer dares you to shave off all of Mraoul's hair." They said, giving each other nervous glances. Mraoul, who had just gotten the makeup off of his face, started crying when he heard this.

"I'll happily oblige." Gerik said pulling an electric razor out of his pocket, cause like all the other Eriks he has all kinds of things in his pockets. He leapt on Mraoul and began chopping his hair off.

"Our next dare is for Carlotta from mrmistoffelees."Charles said ignoring Mraoul's screaming. Carlotta pretended to be angry but was secretly happy that she was finally getting everyone's attention.

"The reviewer wishes for you to get singing lessons." Carlotta looked excited and then angry.

"What! I do'n need lessons! My voice is perfect'a!" She screeched.

"Um a no it is not'a" A.G. said mockingly as she snapped her fingers, making another piece of ducktape appear over Carlotta's big mouth.

"I'm getting tired can I stop?" Nadir asked, he had been slapping the Khanum for at least an hour now and his hand was getting cramped.

"Yeah thats good for now." A.G. said, Nadir found a seat and some tea.

"Alright one more dare!" A.G. called.

"Our last dare for today is from Moriko Cosove Doyle. The reviwer wants to see Gerik perform a song shirtless and for it to be posted on YouTube. The song we chose out of the list was 'Geek in pink' by Jason Mraz." They read, Charley pulled a tape-recorder out of his hoody. Gerik who loved to do things shirtless and who had just finished shaving Mraoul, quickly jumped to the task. He ripped off his shirt and began to sing. ( MCD I did make changes to the song)

A.G: YO brother A to Z.

Gerik: Yo wassup B?

A.G: Yo, brother what time is it?

Gerik: Haha its laundry time.

Gerik: Well, let the Phantom in the mask take a stab at it
If you like the way I'm thinkin' baby wink at it
I may be skeletal at times but I'm fat fulla rhymes
Pass me the punjab and I'm a grab at it
Well, isn't it delicious, crazy way that I'm killin'
'Cause baby listen to this, don't wanna miss it while he's choke'n'
Sometimes you gotta fit in to get in
But don't ever quit cause soon I'm gonna let you in but see

I don't care what she might think about me
You can sing without me if you want
I could be the one to take her home
Baby we could rock the night alone
If we never get down it wouldn't be a let down
But sugar don't forget what you already know
I could be the one to turn you out
We could be the talk across the opera
Don't judge me by the mask, confuse it for another
You might regret what you let slip away

Like the phantom in the mask
Like the phantom in the mask, mask, mask
The phantom in the mask, yeah

Well this relationship fodder don't mean to bother nobody
But Cupid's automatic musta fired multiple shots at herBecause she fall in love too often that's what the matter
At least I talk about it keep a pattern of flattery and
She was starin' through the doorframe
Eyeing me down like already a bad boyfriend
Well she can get her toys outta the drawer then
Cause I ain't comin' home I don't need that attention, see

I don't care what she might think about me
You'll get by without me if she wants
I could be the one to take her home
Baby we could rock the night alone
If we never get down it wouldn't be the let down
But sugar don't forget what you already know
I could be the one to turn you out
We could be the talk across the opera
Don't judge it by the mask, confuse it for another
You might regret what you let slip away

Hey baby look at me go
From zero to hero
You better take it from a phantom like me
I can save you from unoriginal fop-fops
Who wouldn't care if you com...plete him or not

So what I've got a short temper span
A lasso in my hand
Because I'd rather have the afternoon, relax and understand
My hip hop and flip-flops it don't stop with the opera
A shot to mock you kinda puts me in the tight spot
The hype is nothing more than hoo-ha so I'm
Developing a language and I'm callin' it my own
So take a peek into the chamber and you'll see what I mean
That on the other side the grass is hotter

I don't care what she might think about me
You'll get by without me if you want
I could be the one to take you/her home
Baby we could rock the night alone
If we never get down it wouldn't be the let down
But sugar don't forget what you already know
I could be the one to turn you out/on
We could be the talk across the opera
Don't judge it by the mask, confuse it for anotherYou might regret what you let slip away
Like the phantom in the mask
Well, I'm the phantom in the mask, yo mask mask

Phantom is the killer of all, I'm the phantom in the mask yeah
So I'm the phantom yo, in the mask yo.
Hahah, y'all phantom is the new killer of you all
I'm the phantom in the mask

Gerik finished and the video was posted in seven different languages. On the internet fans all over the world keeled over in sheer excitement.
"Well folks that all for this chapter, if I didn't get to your dare I'll most likely get to it in the next chapter. I would really like it if there was more dares and truths for Erik and Kerik, and the other characters that don't get much attention." A.G. said replaying the video in German to her friends.

" Now I'm going to beg you to read my other fanfic Twin Red Roses, I've edited recently and I'm not posting another chapter 'till I've got four reviews. I am a comment whore!" AlexGhost does a strip dance, every one goes blind.

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Send more truths and dares, if you have any helpful suggestions please give me tips. Please read Twin Red Roses or face my wrath. If you liked this story you might like the other. Oh and look out for the squirrels, their watching.