A/N: I wont bother you people with any more of my meaningless gibberish but I just wanted to say that I am not at all satisfied with my work…..i wish you people will like this chapter better.
Ranma traced a Happosai shaped cloud wearing a two piece bikini in the sky and as this extremely weird shape floated away somewhere amidst the blue ocean Ranma felt a sinking feeling in his stomach. He knew that he said rude stuffs to her but he always thought she took them as jokes. He never thought she would actually believe them. He never wanted to hurt Akane because despite the fact that they were always hammering and malleting each other, she was the only one he could relate to about his problems. His pop was an obnoxious jerk that cared only about himself, Akane's dad was insane (well at least he thought so), Kasumi already had enough to worry about and as for Nabiki, he did not have much cash about to consult her.
Lying on the roof top, he looked more intently at a passing cloud. Sometimes he felt so awkward as if he did not belong here. He felt so alien. Sometimes he thought that all the misfortunes of the world were fighting to make him more miserable than he already was.
He got up into a standing position and dived down on the grass. Sure life was stupid but that didn't mean that he was going to skip lunch mourning.
Akane leaned against the branch. She did not feel like going home and she had already told Kasumi that. Looking down she saw two children fighting each other. She smiled. At the little girl who was pulling the boy's hair. She just wished that the little girl did not grow up to be like her. She munched at the roll that Kasumi had packed for her.
"Oi!" A voice called out. Akane looked down trying to spot the person she knew the voice belonged to. And there he was.
"What are you doing up there?" Ranma called out. He was definitely shocked by the smile on her face. He expected to see a really gloomy Akane but hey! The girl had so frequent mood swings that he was used to receiving these unexpected expressions.
"Ranma" She said. "Come up here. The breeze is really soothing."
Ranma was now really taken aback by the sudden invitation but he climbed up the tree nevertheless. Taking a seat beside her he looked down hesitatingly.
"I thought you were mad at me." He muttered. He peeked at her through the corner of his eyes.
Her eyes were twinkling. Clearly showing that he was already forgiven.
"Yeah I was a bit but its ok" she said. And just as things were starting to get better between them the worst of the worst happened. Akane gave out a loud shriek and Ranma a howl of anger as Happosai peaked out of Akane's skirt shouting a peek-a- boo.
Akane was so shocked that she lost balance and fell to the ground and as her skirt flicked up Ranma got a full view of her black undies and blushing fiercely he too fell of the branch out of shock.
Happosai on the other hand did not waste much time and as the now groaning Ranma turned to face him poured cold water all over his body.
The girl Ranma jumped up to her feet in a fighting position giving always lucky Happosai a clear view of her valley.
The old perverted creep took out some newly stolen lingerie, dangling them in front of the girl Ranma with an evil grin on his withered face.
"Now, now, Ranma. Calm down. I promise not to harm Akane if you agree to sleep with me!" he finished with a devilish satisfaction.
Ranma and Akane, who were now both on their feet stared at him with eyes as round as saucers and a dangling mouth the size of a saucepan,.
Lol…….that was a shock wasn't it? Hope you people liked it and please review……