Announcer: Last time on Total Pokemon REVENGE of the Island...26 new competitors joined the game, each with their own crazy personalities, and were placed into different teams, the Honchkrows and the Bisharps. When faced with their first challenge, some of them shot off immediately to begin, while others lacked common sense. In the end, the Bisharps were the first team to go to elimination and in the end...Aspen took the Hurl of Shame.
Who will be eliminated next? What drama will unfold? Find out right now on Total...Pokemon...REVENGE of the Island!
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*Intro plays*
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"I can't believe we actually won!" said Kyle as he jumped on his bed in the Honchkrow's guys' cabin.
"Of course we won..." said Lowell. "As long as I'm on this team, we'll always win!"
"Um...no offense..." started Ross. "But you do know that you had nothing to do with us winning."
"Yes...it was Mai..." said Sadao.
"Oh please, you guys know that I helped out a lot..." said Lowell.
The guys looked at each other before Carson spoke up.
"Um...what did you do exactly?" he asked.
"I used my psychic powers to tell Mai to point to the boat and jet...plane...door...thingy..." Lowell lied, with a confident smile.
"That makes sense!" said Kyle. "You deserve pie for that!"
"Kyle...you do know that he's lying right now right?" asked Sadao.
"He is?!" asked Kyle.
"No I am NOT!" shouted Lowell.
"Dude...you constantly forgot that you had psychic abilities last time!" shouted Ross.
Lowell froze and chuckled nervously before rubbing the back of his head. "Yeah...that was just...a play...so that the others could do things for me..."
"...Seriously?" asked Sadao.
"I'm awesome!" Lowell exclaimed. "If I wasn't here, this team would go down the toilet!"
"I seriously doubt that..." said Carson. "Giovanni seemed pretty pissed that we lost and will probably push us harder next time..."
"Where is our oh so gracious 'leader' anyway?" asked Sadao.
"I think he went out for a night walk..." said Kyle. "Or...is it a fly?"
"Flight..." said Ross.
"Wow...you're smart!" said Kyle. "You deserve pie!"
Kyle pulled a pie from underneath his bunk, leaving everyone in the cabin shocked. They were sure that the cabin was empty before they came in.
"Where do you get those?!" asked Lowell.
"I make 'em..." Kyle explained.
This left the others even more confused. They were sure that he was with them the entire day and he never left to make anything.
"But...you never went away..." said Carson.
"I know..." said Kyle as he smiled. "So...who wants some?"
The other guys were really confused.
"I wonder how the girls are doing..." said Ross.
"They're probably talking about how amazing I am..." said Lowell as he sat on the nearest bunk.
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"I am so glad we actually won this first challenge!" said Jennifer, who was lying on her bunk.
"I know...elimination seems too depressing and scary..." said Holly.
"Of course it is, idiot..." said Lilly. "You have a chance of getting voted out."
"Fuck off Lilly..." said Sky, who was laying on a top bunk.
"What?" asked Lilly, glaring at her. "It was a stupid question!"
"I'm actually surprised that we DIDN'T go to elimination..." said Emilia. Hearing this, Sky immediately got up.
"Finally!" Sky shouted. "Someone who gets it..."
"Gets what?" asked Rilee.
"The fact that we sucked in the challenge and only won because of a technicality!" Sky explained with an angry expression.
"What's with the anger?" asked Jennifer. "I win is still a win in my book..."
"Yeah, well not in my book..." said Sky, folding her arms.
"Well...you might as well get used to it..." said Rilee. "We outnumber our guys by one...and look at the guys that we DO have!"
"Yes, a mob bird, an idiotic land fish, an egotistical dumbass, a bitch bird, a jolly bell-"
"-and Fangface..." growled Emilia.
Lilly groaned. "Well, why don't we just get rid of them when we lose?"
"Wow...for once you say something smart..." said Rilee.
"That can apply to you too..." said Emilia, folding her claws.
Rilee growled.
"Isn't that kind of mean?" asked Holly. "I mean...I'm sure the guys mean well...they're just different."
"Yeah", Jennifer added. "Plus, that was just the first challenge...who knows what they're really capable of?"
Sky, Emilia, and Rilee looked at each other. They knew that they wanted to go ahead and get rid of the guys so that they could win more, but they decided to listen...at the moment.
"So...you want us to give the guys a chance?" asked Sky, raising a brow.
"Yeah...at least let them prove themselves..." said Jennifer. "Then...if they're terrible..."
"They're gone", said Emilia.
"Okay...deal..." said Rilee, folding her arms. "But Lowell gets no chances!"
Jennifer and Holly shared a look. "We're okay with that..."
Sky smirked. "Well, looks like we have a target..."
"Um...not to break the mood...but where's Mai?"
"She left to look around the island..." explained Emilia.
"Oh..."
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Mai was sitting on a tree stump next to a pool of bubbling toxic sludge.
"Hmm..."
On her board, she was writing down the players on her team that she thought were expendable and those she thought would be good allies.
On the 'expendable' side, she had Holly, Jennifer, Lilly, Rilee, Carson, Ross, Lowell, and Kyle. Everyone else was on her 'allies' side.
Hearing the sound of wings flapping, she looked around and saw Giovanni flying overhead. This was her chance...
Honchkrow looked down from his flight and saw Mai sitting in the forest. Suspicious, he flew down to her.
Mai saw him coming towards her and immediately erased her board with her feathers. She then swore in her mind as she forgot that the eraser was right next to her.
When Giovanni finally landed, he looked at her with a slight untrust.
"What are ya doin?" he asked.
Mai wrote 'Nothing, just thinking...'.
"About what?"
Mai erased the statement and wrote 'About who is expendable or useful on our team'.
"Oh really?" asked Giovanni, slightly angry. "And where am I in your thought process?"
'Calm down!' Mai wrote. 'You're on the useful side...'
"Good...cause if I wasn't...you'd be gone..." Giovanni threatened.
Mai kept a nonchalant face.
'Was that supposed to scare me?'
"Alright lady-!" Giovanni started before being hushed by Mai.
'Look, as much you are starting to annoy me...' she wrote.
"Hey!"
'...I want to make an alliance with you...'
"Wait, wait, whoa, whoa, whoa..." Giovanni said, holding his head. "Ya insult me...an now ya want me to form an alliance wit ya?"
'Yes'
Giovanni glared at her. She glared back. This went on for a full minute until Giovanni sighed. "Fine...but if ya turn on me, prepare to go..."
'Whatever...'
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Mai: 'Excellent..now that I have him on my side...getting rid of the idiots and threats on the team will be a snap...'
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Giovanni: She's real abrasive...but that's fine with me. As long as I'm safe...I don't give a shit...
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"Get out of my bunk!" shouted Archie as he kicked Otto out of his bed.
"Otto, you seriously suck as a leader..." Nate said, folding his arms.
"I have to say that I agree..." said Raiden, who was outside. "I don't want to be disrespectul, but you spent more time trying to talk with Archie instead of helping us..."
"Yeah, what's with that anyway?" asked Cyro.
"It's a personal issue between us..." Archie said, glaring at the dark knight.
"Yeah...you said that on the Wailord..." said Vladimir. "What is that issue?"
"What do you think 'personal' means?!"
"Sheesh, he was just asking..." said Sven. "No need to yell..."
"Ugh...you're right, I'm just..." started Archie before growling and flying out of the cabin.
As he did so, Aylesha walked into the cabin, looking behind her as Archie left.
"What's with him?" asked Aylesha.
"Frustration probably..." said Cyro.
"On the first day?" asked Aylesha. "Sounds like personal problems..."
"Exactly..." said Otto as he passed her and went after Archie.
"Well...what are you doing here?" asked Nate.
Aylesha gave him a look. "Well...I came here for you and Raiden. Wait...where is Raiden anyway?"
"I'm out here..." he said, making Aylesha look on the side of the cabin.
"Oh...well okay..."
"Why only them?" asked Cyro.
"I just need to talk to them..."
Vladimir already knew what she was about to talk to them about. "You're about to ask them for an alliance aren't you?"
Cyro and Sven's eyes widened as Nate raised a brow.
Aylesha glared at the spirit. "No, it's the first day...well night, now...I just want to talk to them."
"Then why not talk to all of us?" asked Vladimir.
"Why don't you stop asking all these questions?" she asked in retaliation. "Raiden? Nate?"
Nate shrugged as he started walking out. Raiden got up and started walking towards the two of them.
"Come on..." said Aylesha as she began leading them to the beach. Both guys were confused as to why they were going there.
Once they finally made it, they saw Ashton laying against a rock.
"Ash? What are you doing here?" asked Raiden.
"Aylesha told me to wait here..." she explained.
"Same here...so why did you get all of us together?" asked Nate, folding his paws.
"Well...I wanted to make an alliance with you guys..." she explained.
"I thought you said that it was too early for that..." said Raiden.
"Yeah...you lied to Vlad and the others..." said Nate.
Aylesha sighed. "I didn't want to...but Vlad kept asking questions..."
"I see..." said Ashton. "If you told the guys the truth, they'd probably get together to eliminate you..."
"Exactly..." said Aylesha. "So...do you guys want to?"
The three others looked at each other.
"I'm not so sure Aylesha..." said Ashton. "Alliances usually disband and betray each other midway through the competition."
"Yeah...and how do we know you're not gonna betray us?" asked Nate.
Aylesha was getting fed up with Nate's attitude towards her. "WHY would you think that I'd betray you?!"
Nate shrugged. "Usually the ones who ask for alliances are just users who will get rid of the members as soon as she gets what she wants..."
"I am NOT that kind of girl!" shouted Aylesha, glaring at him.
"Okay...prove it..." said Nate.
"Wait...what?"
"Battle me..."
"How is that gonna prove anything?!"
"Fine...I'll make you a deal", Nate started. "If you beat me in a battle...I'll join, but if not...you leave me alone..."
"Why would you want me to leave you alone?!" Aylesha shouted. "I haven't done anything to you!"
"Pushing me off of a Wailord is something..."
"That was an accident and I apologized twice!"
Nate shrugged.
Aylesha growled and they locked eyes in anger. "Fine...deal..."
Raiden and Ashton both sighed in exasperation.
"This won't end well..." said Raiden.
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Aylesha: That little rodent is starting to piss me off. I accidentally knock him off of the Wailord and apologize, but he holds a grudge and judges me based on that?! He is such a fucking jerk.
I don't even think I want him my alliance anymore...but at least I can beat the shit out of him...
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Nate: Am I still angry about the Wailord? Fuck no! I am just not trusting someone who is making an alliance on the first night...
I've seen plenty of these shows and I know that if that's the case...they're fucking evil, so I ain't falling for her tricks...although she seems to be falling for mine...
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"I'm so glad that Aspen is gone..." said Wave as she yawned and lied in her bunk. "She was such an arrogant bitch."
"Yeah..." said Scarlett, who was reading a book in the bunk over Wave's.
Amethyst was laying under the covers on her bunk, which was on the bottom. She popped out her head.
"I know that we're glad she's g-gone and all, but should we be worried?" asked Amethyst.
"Worried about what?" asked Scarlett.
"I mean...there are only five of us...and s-seven guys on the team..." she said.
"Well...I doubt that they'd try to target us..." said a tired Wave, in a soft tone.
"What makes you think that?" asked Scarlett, looking down.
Wave sighed. "If I explain, will you let me sleep?"
"Um...okay", said Amethyst, still under her covers.
"Otto is focused more on Archie than anyone...and since Archie hates him, he'll only vote for him until he's gone..." she started. "Cyro doesn't really care and he's my friend, so he wouldn't do anything. It's obvious that Raiden is the nicest guy on the island...so he won't do anything either if we ask."
"Well...that's four of them..." said Scarlett. "What about the other three?"
"Scarlett...Amy likes Sven and Sven likes Amy", said Wave. "They won't do anything to each other."
Amethyst blushed a deep crimson and retreated into her sheets as Scarlett giggled.
"And..." started Wave before she started to sleep. "Nate and Vlad are the only ones to watch out for..."
"Wow...that's actually a good observation..." said Scarlett, shocked.
"You said you'd let me sleep!"
"Okay...sorry..." said Scarlett as she went back to reading her book. But...after a minute or so, she closed it and started thinking about how WAVE could have hypothesized and/or actually figured out how everything could work.
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Scarlett: I still don't see how the superhero geek could have figured everything out faster than me!
It just lacks common sense!
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Both Nate and Aylesha were still battling as Raiden and Ashton started dozing off.
"Just faint already!" shouted Aylesha as she landed another Mach Punch on Nate.
Nate got back up and used Vine Whip to pick her up and throw her back down. Growling, Aylesha used Sludge Bomb next, striking Nate hard.
Nate growled as he stuggled to get up. Once he did, he used Poison Jab, but Aylesha countered and used Low Kick.
Nate landed hard as Aylesha panted hard. What happened next shocked her. She saw him move before a green aura appeared around him.
"Wow...he's strong for a Chespin..." she thought, amazed at how he wasn't giving up.
"I am not...losing..." he said as he used Energy Ball. Aylesha used the same move and once they collided, a small explosion happened.
Ashton and Raiden jolted back up and saw that both Nate and Aylesha were unconscious.
"Looks like they're equally strong..." said Raiden, who was still tired.
"Great..." said Ashton drowsily as she laid her head on Raiden's back.
Raiden didn't mind and just fell back asleep.
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The next morning, the four of them all woke up still on the beach. Nate groaned and stretched as he got up.
Aylesha did the same. As soon the twosome's eyes met, they glared at each other. After a while, Nate smirked.
"Looks like I won..."
"WHAT?!" shouted Aylesha. "I totally won!"
"No way!"
Raiden yawned and Ashton opened her eyes and saw that she was laying on his back. Blushing, she lifted her head up before fully standing up. Raiden got up after her.
"You guys!" shouted Nate. "Which one of us won last night?!"
"Neither of you..." said Ashton as she headed towards the mess hall. Raiden followed her, leaving the two former battlers confused.
"What do you mean neither of us won?" asked Aylesha as she and Nate ran after and started walking with them.
"You guys both ended with Energy Ball and the explosion woke us up..." explained Raiden. "We saw both of you knocked out."
"You didn't see who fell first?" asked Nate.
"No..." said Ashton. "You guys are both equally strong..."
Hearing that, the two stopped before looking at each other. They growled at each other as Raiden and Ashton entered the mess hall.
Everyone else was inside of the mess hall either eating the breakfast or just talking. Upon seeing Ashton with Raiden, Wave frowned a bit. Seeing this, Kyle and Cyro went closer to her.
"What's wrong Wave?" asked Kyle.
"Huh?" she asked, noticing them. "Nothing..."
"You're frowning though..." said Cyro. "Something must be wrong..."
"Don't worry about it guys, I'm fine..." said Wave, giving them a smile before glancing at Raiden and Ashton, who were just talking with each other. "Just fine..."
Kyle and Cyro exchanged glances once they saw who she was looking at...
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Kyle: I can't believe it! Wave has a crush on Ashton!
Cyro: Um...Kyle...I think it's Raiden she has a crush on...
Kyle: Oh...that's even better! They can have three part relationship!
Cyro: I don't think so buddy...
Kyle: Aww...
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As Nate and Aylesha walked in, they sat at different tables. Nate sat with the guys on his team, while Aylesha sat with the girls.
"Where were you guys?" asked Scarlett.
"Don't worry about it..." said Aylesha.
"Are you sure?" asked Scarlett.
"I said don't worry about it!" said Aylesha as she walked away.
Scarlett looked down in sadness. "What did I do?" she asked herself.
"That was kinda mean..." said Carson, who witnessed everything.
"Yeah, it was..." said Ross. "But...you shouldn't mess with someone who's really angry. I would've thought that she'd know that..."
"Oh well..." said Carson.
Mai and Giovanni were at the far end of their table.
"Alright...how d'ya think we can get rid of these morons?" asked Giovanni.
'It's not a matter of how...it's who...'
"Whaddya mean?"
Mai silently sighed.
'We need to figure out how we can blame certain people for failures that we produce behind the scenes.'
"Oh...I see now..." said Giovanni. "We choose victims, fail the challenge and blame them?"
'Exactly...'
"That's...kinda good.." said Honchkrow.
'KINDA?!'
Mew and Victini teleported inside of the mess hall. "Hello noobs!"
"Can you stop calling us that now? We've been here for a day!" said Sadao.
"You're still new competitors, so no Sadao..." said Victini.
"Now...follow us outside for your first challenge..." said Mew as he and Victini floated outside.
"Well...here we go..." said Sven as he and the others followed them outside.
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Outside, they saw that there was a helicopter hovering over a pool of toxic waste in the middle of the ocean.
Everyone was shocked.
"Welcome to your first challenge..." said Victini.
"What is this?!" shouted Rilee.
"You have to start at the bottom of that ladder hanging from the helicopter as it hovers over the pool of toxic waste..." explained Mew. "You have to make your way up the ladder while dodging balls of sludge that will be thrown by our great strongman...Zahku!"
Zahku smacked his large, gloved hands together from inside of the helicopter.
"If you make it up...you get a point for your team. If you fall...there is pool of toxic waste with your name on it..." Mew added.
"And the pool is heat seeking...so if you fall...that's what you're landing in...no matter what. Unless you're a flying type or you can levitate..." said Victini. "Which reminds me..."
Suddenly, all of the flying-types and levitators dropped.
"WHAT THE HELL?! WON'T WE GET POISONED OR MUTATED!?" shouted Archie.
"Nah...we have a chemical cleansing station right here..." said Victini, patting a booth-like object.
"What about the chunky people?" asked Aylesha. "No offense Raiden..."
"None taken..."
"Oh, we're prepared for that", said Mew. "Don't you worry. Now, the team who has the most points in the end will win an advantage in your next challenge."
"Now...someone step up for the coin toss..." said Victini, taking out a coin. "Heads or tails..."
"Tails!" shouted Nate.
"Heads!" shouted Lowell.
"Tails..." said Victini. "Honchkrows...you're up first."
They all glared at Lowell.
"Hey, at least we can go ahead and get it over with..." said Lowell.
"Then I guess you won't mind going up first..." said Sky.
"No, I wouldn't mind at all..." said Lowell, olding his arms.
"Okay Lowell, time for you to go on..." said Mew.
"Great..." he said. "Watch and learn kiddies..." he stated confidently as he was teleported to the helicopter ladder.
"I hate him so much..." said Rilee.
"I'm pretty sure we all do..." said Sky.
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On the ladder, Lowell was swinging back and forth thanks to the wind being emitted from the helicopter blades. He started climbing up slowly and wobbly at first and it only seemed to get worse as he got closer to the top.
Zahku looked down at Lowell and grabbed a leaky ball of purplish-brown ooze. He threw it down forcefully and it hit Lowell, splattering all over him.
"AHHHHH!" he screamed. He continued to climb, but Zahku wasn't having it. He grabbed another ball and threw it down even harder, successfully knocking Lowell into the toxic waste.
"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!"
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"Wow...he actually made it pretty far..." said Nate.
"Yeah...but after they all go...we're gonna have to make sure that we still surpass them..." said Aylesha.
Nate gave her a look and she did the same.
"Well...as expected...he fucking sucked..." said Emilia.
"That sludge and waste look like they hurt..." said Carson.
"It's Lowell...they probably don't feel like anything..." said Sky, folding her arms.
Lowell was teleported back to them all, waste dripping from his body. "Get this shit off of me!"
"Ya have t'go into the cleansing station ya moron..." scolded Giovanni.
Lowell ran into the station and pressed a button that said 'clean'. Suddenly, he felt himself getting sprayed by burning chemicals that cleansed the body of toxins.
"AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!" he screamed in pain as he tried to get out, but to no avail. The cleansing station locked him in and had a twenty second timer on it that was counting down.
"Well...in a few more seconds he'll be fine..." said Mew. "So...who's next?"
"I volunteer..." started Jennifer. "Lilly to go next."
"I secon-" Lilly started before realizing. "You BITCH!"
Lilly was teleported onto the ladder as Lowell came out with tears in his eyes and the chemicals still dripping off of him...
"So...how'd you enjoy your chemical bath?"
"IT BURNS!" Lowell shouted, covering his eyes.
"Yeah...we should have told you to close your eyes when you're in there..." said Victini. "Oh well..."
"Wimp..." said Giovanni.
"You're not allowed to fly, so what if YOU fall?!" shouted Lowell, who's eyes were very red.
Giovanni shrugged.
"Well...Lilly's finally starting..." said Ross.
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Lilly grumbled as she started climbing using her grassy arms.
"I hate that stupid little..." Lilly started as dodged a ball of sludge. Looking up, she glared at Zahku. "WATCH IT!"
Zahku threw another ball and hit Lilly, knocking her into the pool.
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"Didn't even reach where Lowell made it..." said Holly.
"Just terrible..." said Sky.
"Oh and what do you know, Lowell?" asked Sadao. "No screaming from a girl..."
"Screw you!"
Lilly was telepoted back and immediately ran into the chemical station. Inside, she hit the button, and as soon as the chemicals started, she started screaming.
"Well...now we know that the cleansing station is the real pain..." Vladimir said.
"That sucks..." said Archie.
"Next for you Honchkrows?" asked Mew. "So far two of you haven't made it at all."
"Don't worry...I'll go..." said Emilia.
"Well...we can expect nothing from you too..." said Sadao.
"Says the jerkoff with no arms", said Emilia with a smirk.
"Hey!" shouted Sadao angrily.
Emilia was teleported away before Sadao could bite her.
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Sadao: Stupid bitch...
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Emilia was at the bottom of the ladder and looked up. Seeing how far she had to go, she sighed and closed her eyes before starting her ascension.
Zahku saw her and began throwing down the balls. Emilia flipped around the ladder, using her instincts, and continued climbing. Zahku continued trying to throw them down, but she kept dodging them. Eventually, she made it to the top.
Emilia smiled.
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Emilia: Easy...
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Emilia was teleported back to her team.
"Nice one..." said Sky, high-clawing her.
"Thanks..." said Emilia.
"Finally, Honchkrows have one point..." said Victini.
"Why must you make us feel bad?!" shouted Jennifer.
"Don't ask questions..." said Mew. "Now...which one of you is going next?"
"I'll go..." said Rilee. "I doubt that most of my 'teammates' can actually climb."
"Screw you!" hissed Sadao.
Rilee was teleported away, making everyone sigh in relief.
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At the bottom of the ladder, Rilee began climbing up. Zahku began throwing the sludge balls as she continued.
Rilee started swinging back and forth on the ladder and started misstepping. Zahku saw this opportunity and threw another sludge ball at her. Seeing it come towards her, Rilee swung again and dodged it, but ended up getting her leg stuck in the ladder.
"Oh no..." she said as she started wiggling in order to get free. Big mistake...
Getting her leg free, Rilee ended up falling headfirst into the waste pool.
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"Yet she says that we can't climb..." said Giovanni.
Rilee, instead of being teleported to her team, she was teleported directly into the cleansing station. As the chemicals rained down upon her, like Lowell and Lilly, she screamed.
"Well...who's next?" asked Mew.
The Honchkrows looked at each other.
"Well...I'm pretty sure that us with wings ain't gonna do so well..." said Giovanni.
"Speak for yourself", commented Sky, moving her claws at the end of her wings. "I got this..." she said, flying towards the helicopter.
"What the-" started Victini. "I thought that Gravity was still in effect!"
"It only lasts for a certain time..." said Scarlett.
"Quiet braniac..." said Victini as he used Gravity again. Most of the flying-types that were on the ground already growled, while the floaters just dropped again.
Sky was already at the ladder, but she the Gravity hit her and made her fall into the pool immediately, without even giving her a chance to climb.
"Oh that is unfair!" shouted Rilee. "She didn't even get a chance to climb!"
"Not our problem..." said Victini.
Sky was teleported into the chemical station, but unlike the others, she didn't scream.
"Well...I'm pretty sure she's pissed..." said Kyle.
"I wouldn't be surprised..." said Sadao.
"Alright, Honchkrows, we're now gonna start random selection..." said Mew. "Giovanni...you're next."
"Oh joy..." he said.
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Giovanni was holding onto the ladder with his talons and tried to hold the swinging ladder with his wings.
He hesitantly began climbing the ladder. Zahku started throwing the sludge balls at him, and while they made contact, Giovanni kept going.
Eventually, despite his wings starting to slip and his feathers sticking together, he ended up making it to the top.
Giovanni sighed and growled at Zahku. "If I eva see yous outside dis competish...youse dead..."
Zahku rolled his eyes.
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"Two points...impressive..." said Mew. "Kyle..."
Kyle sighed as Giovanni was telported back. Sky gave him a look, which he smirked at.
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Giovanni: Da leada...is right here...
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Kyle was on the ladder. The wind was making it difficult for him to hang on. As he started his ascension, he saw Zahku peparing to throw the balls at him.
Kyle gulped, but soon started climbing up. Because of his stubby arms, he was having a bit of a difficulty doing so.
Zahku threw down the first ball, but Kyle got against the ladder and dodged it. As he continued, he missed one of the gaps and slipped, but not before getting hit by a sludge ball in the process.
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"You've got to be kidding me!" shouted Lilly.
"I hate this challenge..." said Lowell.
"Well...only six of you are left and you have only two points..." said Victini. "You guys suck..."
"Screw you..." Rilee.
"And based on the remaining six of you...I can see that you won't be getting anymore than two, so let's move on to the Bisharps-"
"NO!" shouted Sky. "You didn't even give them a chance!"
"...Carson is a bell without legs, Ross and Mai might make it...but they also might not, Holly can't do it, and Jennifer...we don't want any hate from the male audience..."
Sky growled.
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Sky: This...fucking...sucks...
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"Alright Bisharps, you just have to beat two simple points..." said Mew. "Do you think you can manage that?"
"Of course..." said Aylesha. "I'll go first..."
"Break a leg..." said Nate.
Aylesha glared at the hedgehog. "You mean that literally don't you?"
"You're smart..."
Aylesha groaned before getting teleported to the ladder.
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Ashton: *giggles* They are so cute together...
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Aylesha was on the ladder climbing up with ease. Zahku was tossing the balls on her roughly. They splattered on her, but she continued going up, eventually making it to the top.
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"She did it!" said Nate with a grin.
Raiden and Ashton both saw this and smirked. Nate noticed their looks and immediately wiped the grin off of his face.
Aylesha was teleported back to them with a smile. Looking down at Nate, she smiled confidently. "No legs broken..."
"Good for you...you got splattered with sludge", said Nate. "Now why don't you go get cleaned up?"
Aylesha growled before heading to the cleansing station.
"Alright, you need two more to beat them..." said Mew. "Any volunteers?"
Archie was getting fed up with Otto rubbing his back and shouted. "I'M GOING!"
"Alright Archie..." said Victini as he teleported him to the helicopter ladder.
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Archie started climbing up the ladder with ease. It was not surprising, considering the fact that he climbed the cliffside to get to the beach the previous day.
Zahku was continuously throwing down sludge balls, but Archie expertly dodged them. He continued going up and eventually made it up, even when Zahku tried to personally push him back down.
Archie wiped his head in relief until- "Wait...now I have to go back to...FUCK!"
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Archie: Crap! I got so into the challenge that I forgot that Otto was still down there! I hate my life!
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"Wow...two points already..." said Victini. "Honchkrows...you guys really suck..."
They all glared at the host.
"One more to win..." said Mew.
"I'll go!" said Nate.
"Okay..." said Victini. "You must've wanted to be the reliable one..."
Upon hearing that, Aylesha looked at Nate, who wore a smirk on his face. She glared at him.
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Aylesha: Sneaking little rodent!
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Nate was at the bottom of the ladder when he started his climb.
The Honchkrows hoped that he'd fall. It was then that Rilee thought of something.
"Guys, let's sabotage them-"
"No..." said Sky, glaring at her.
"Why?!" shouted Lilly. "They'll win!"
"They already have two and they have more players with actual arms and legs", Sky explained. "It won't do shit..."
Nate was already almost to the top when Zahku came out holding an extremely large ball of oozing sludge.
Looking up, Nate's eyes widened. "Crap..."
Aylesha gasped in worry, but upon realizing what she just did, she snapped out of it.
Thinking quickly, Nate used Vine Whip and wrapped it around Zahku's leg. Using all of his might, Nate flung Zahku out of the helicopter and climbed inside.
"YES!"
Aylesha wagged her tail with a small smile. When Nate was teleported back to them, she immediately stopped and her attitude changed.
"Impressed?" asked Nate.
"Anyone could have done that..." said Aylesha.
Nate frowned. "Then why didn't you?"
"Because I didn't need to!" said Aylesha as they locked eyes with angry expressions.
"Well...at least we won guys!" said Wave cheerily.
"You sure did!" said Mew. "Here's your reward." He handed them a piece of paper with 'Y, R, B, G, B' initialed on it.
"What the hell is this?" asked Vladimir.
"A piece of paper...woooooo", said Cyro, faking his enthusiasm.
"Now...follow us back to your cabins..." said Mew.
"Wait...the next challenge involves our cabins?" asked Holly nervously.
"Well...this is about to suck..." said Ross.
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Back at their cabins, all of the competitors noticed that there was a large panel with wires between the two doors on each one.
"W-What is this?" asked Carson.
"Your next challenge...disarming a stink bomb!" announced Mew.
"Well...it looks like you were right Ross..." said Jennifer. "This IS going to suck."
"Now, your goal is to clip all of the wires in the correct order so that you don't have to sleep in a stinky cabin..." said Mew.
"Yep...the stank we have is the equivalent to fifty Skuntank sprays..." said Victini, making almost everyone gag a bit.
"H-How we supposed to know the right p-pattern?" asked Amethyst nervously.
"Well Bisharps, you DO know the pattern...for you Honchkrows...it's all luck", said Mew.
"Well...we're fucked then..." said Sadao.
"Yes you are..." said Victini. "Now...the timer will be on ten minutes, which means you have that amount of time before BOOM!"
"The team who disarms their bomb first or the first team who doesn't blow themselves up will win," said Mew as both teams rushed to their cabins. "The losers will go to elimination and have to sleep in their smelly cabin. Now...go!"
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"Okay...what do we do?!" asked Carson.
"Well...we don't know the order...so we're screwed!" shouted Sky.
Mai knocked her board on the cabin floor, getting her team's attention. 'Actually...we DO have the pattern.'
Under that, Y,R,B,G,B was written.
"How'd you get it?!" asked Ross, amazed.
'Simple observation...' Mai wrote. 'That and they gave it to wave and she carried it in her mouth...'
'Wow...and I thought that WE had all of the idiots on our team..." said Lilly.
"HEY!"
"Well..." started Kyle. "The wires are yelow, blue, black, green, and red..."
"So what do those letters mean?" asked Lowell as he started to really think about it.
Sky glared at him and smacked him. "The letters represent the color and order of the wires you dumb fuck!"
"Oh..."
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"Alright this is kinda easy..." said Scarlett, eyeing the paper. "Y means yellow, R is red, G is green...but as for the Bs...its either blue or black for either place..."
"That means it ain't easy..." said Archie. "GET OFF OTTO!"
Otto sighed and got off of Archie.
"Well...it should be easy..." said Cyro as he went to the panel.
"No, you should stay away from it until we figure out if the black or blue goes first..." said Sven.
"Guessing usually work..." said Cyro as he clipped the yellow, red, and then BLACK wire.
Suddenly, the panel began beeping erratically. Everyone glared at Cyro.
"Heh heh...sorry..." he said as gas was heard inside the cabins.
The Bisharps groaned.
"And the Honchkrows win!" announced Mew.
Some of the Honchkrows cheered, while others, mainly Sky and Emilia, growled.
"Bisharps...you lost the challenge, you have a smelly cabin now, and you're sending someone home...that's gotta suck..." said Victini.
"Oh don't worry...we know who's leaving..." said Aylesha, glaring at the pistol shrimp. Cyro gulped.
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"I can't believe we fucking won because of a technicality AGAIN!" shouted Sky.
'Ugh...it doesn't matter', Mai wrote. 'As long as we are winning..it doesn't matter how.'
"Well I like winning fair and square...so I find this unacceptable!" said Sky.
"Oh? So you want to be eliminated by most of the guys and a few of us because you think we should lose players for not winning the way you want?" asked Lilly.
Sky, upon hearing that, stopped and sighed.
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Wave, Cyro, and Kyle were behind the cabins.
"So...who are you guys voting for when you go?" asked Kyle.
"Well...I'm pretty sure everyone hates me now, so I think I'm leaving..." said Cyro.
"Don't think like that", said Wave. "Otto's been a terrible teammate;he constantly annoys Archie instead of helping with the challenges..."
"But this is about what happened a few minutes ago..." said Cyro. "No one is gonna care about Otto...they're gonna care about what they're gonna be sleeping in..."
"True...but-"
"But nothing Wave...my time is up..." he said as he crawled underneath the cabin.
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Wave: I feel really bad for him...
Kyle: So do I...maybe I should make him a pie to cheer him up...
Wave: I don't think that'll help
Kyle: *sighs*
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"Alright, so we agreed to get rid of Cyro, right?" asked Aylesha.
"What?" asked Nate. "You just called us all back here to say that?"
"We need to be together for these eliminations!" shouted Aylesha.
"Why?"
"So we can plan and try to get out who really needs to leave!"
"Okay...but it's obvious that we were gonna vote for him anyway-"
"Just be quiet!"
"No, you be quiet!"
"You two are perfect for each other", said Ashton.
"What?!" they both shouted.
"There's no way that I'd EVER consider being with such an...insensitive asswipe!"
"And I wouldn't consider being with a bossy bitch!" Nate retaliated.
They glared at each other before Raiden laughed. "Pitiful...you two know you like each other..."
They both growled with blushes, turning away from each other.
"Well...what about you two?!" asked Aylesha. "You two are the same person, but with different genders...plus, you two are almost always right next to each other!"
Raiden and Ashton looked at each other and blushed. "Well...that doesn't really matter..." said Ashton.
"Sure..." said Nate, folding his arms.
There was a moment of silence between the four of them.
"So...Cyro, right?"
Behind a rock, Vladimir watched them and smiled.
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Vladimir: I'm okay with getting rid of Cyro, but now I have to watch them carefully and find out their next moves.
I'll the main control of this game...and none of them will stand in my way...
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At the elimination ceremony, everyone was sitting on their logs.
"Alright Bisharps...this is your second elimination..." said Mew. "That's gotta suck."
"Can you just get on with it?" asked Archie.
"Fine..." said Mew. "Ashton...Raiden...Scarlett...Wave..."
They all caught their poffins and smiled.
"Amethyst...Sven...Archie...Vladimir...Nate...and...Aylesha!" he continued as they all caught their poffins as well.
"Otto...once again you proved to be a terrible player..." said Victini. "And Cyro...thanks to you, your teammates cabins smell like shit..."
"The Radioactive Poffin goes to...
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...Cyro. Otto, you're still safe."
"NOOOOOOOOOOO!" Archie cried.
"Cyro...time to say goodbye bud..." said Mew.
Cyro sighed.
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"Any last words?" asked Mew.
"I'm sorry guys, I just got...AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" he screamed as he was launched.
Wave sighed as the rest of her team grumpily went back to the cabins. Kyle, who was coming to see off Cyro, missed it, but saw Wave sitting at the catapult.
"You okay?" asked Kyle.
"Yeah...I just feel bad for him..." said Wave. "He only made a mistake..."
"If the mistake affects a big group of people...the blame will be placed no matter what, you can't forget that..." said Kyle. "We've known each other for two days, too. So...it's impressive at how fast we became friends..."
Wave looked at him, shocked.
"Friendships last a long time and you can't let anything break them..." said Kyle.
"Wow Kyle...where'd you get that?!" she asked slightly shocked.
"I...really don't know...I just made it up", he said cheerily. "Now, wanna have some pie?!"
"With your powers!?" she shouted. "Definitely!"
The two ran towards the mess hall.
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Well...that was somethin'. So many things happened this chap...from friendships, to rivalries, to alliances, to failure. Now that we have a bit more depth...who do you like and dislike? What do you think will happen? Anyways, it sucks that Cyro left, but guesses usually suck, so...Anyways, I hope you enjoyed and I'll see you all next time on Total...Pokemon...REVENGE of the island! See ya guys, BYE!
Next time: Time for treasure!
