The CrazyTastic Invader Zim Truth Or Dare Chapter 3, an invader zim fanfic

Me: Hey guys. It's time to play everyone's favorite game. My Invader Zim Truth Or Dare!

Me: But, first. (Sets Crystal's behavior to random). Now, let's get started, guys

Crystal: All Hail Shadow! Heroes Rise Again! Obliterating Everything That's Not Your Friend! Nothing Can Stop You Now! No Ghost To Bring You Down! When There's Nothing Left To Lose, You Win!

Me: Enough of the "All Hail Shadow" song. I regret giving her the PS2.

Me: Our first review is from WafflesO'Doom

Tye: Hello. I'm Invader Tye-

Kit: AND IMMA KITTEH BARK BARK!

Tye: ... And that's my Sir unit, Kit. Anyway... I have a dare for Zim and Dib. No, nothing like THAT! *shudders* DX okay! I dare you two to have a staring contest! Amazing idea, no?

Kit: No. That's lame.

Tye: WHO ASKED YOU!

Me: Alright. Staring Contest. GO!

Dib and Zim: (stare at eachother for 20 minutes and both blink simultaneously)

Zim and Dib: Awwww. Darn you, Dib/Zim

Me: (looks around at room with tarps over the floor and walls) Oh, I never showed you my room! (Pulls off all tarps) There we go!

Everyone: (looks at the large rectangular room with furry blue carpet, and aqua walls. There's a flat screen taller than the Tallests, a surround sound system and a PS2, PS3, Wii, Xbox, and Xbox 360. There's also a fridge, popcorn machine, snack and soda machine that's rigged to give free food, a large closet, microwave, a large swimming pool with a slide, a "romantical" room, a snow cone machine, and more that they didn't see)

Me: Cool, right?

Me: Anywho, this one's from Inventor of ZADRF

Dib: That doesn't sound good, it's got ZADR in the name.

Me: (gives him pill) here take this chill pill. And, yes they're real.

Dib: (takes pill and instantly feels better)

Me: I checked out her profile and here's a bit of it

A mixture of ZADF and ZADR for Invader ZIM

What that means to me is ZADR but not the homosexual part (kissing/homosexual affection) ZADF just isn't all touching like ZADR is... :'(

Me: See? That's what it

Me: And now, the dares

Ummm..I guess I will do something..

Sakura: do not allow the use of those cards for MY dares

Dib and Zim: Sucks for you, I'm a ZaDr fan. Yeah, go ahead and make ur sicky noises. But I love you both to death so Ziiiiiiimm...give Dib a hug

Sakura: go style Dib's hair and give him some contacts.

Dib: Sing one less lonely girl by Justin bieber. But do this: get Tak to sit in a chair so u can like serenade her. Just cuz its funny looking!

Gir: come get some ice cream w/ me

Gaz: wear hot pink clothes for the rest of the chapter

Zim: do a duet w/ dib like...umm...idk...in the end by linkin park. And since you aren't taken *gives quick kiss and laughs*

Me: You heard her. Hug NOW!

Zim and Dib: (hug in an awkward way)

Me: Hair time! (puts Dib in salon chair and gives him emo bangs but he keeps his scythe)

Me: NO Justin Bieber. They can't stop it but I CAN! ( snaps fingers and words change)

Dib: Sing Kryptonite by 3 Doors Down. But do this: get Sakura to sit in a chair so u can like serenade her. Just cuz its funny looking!

Me: OK. Let's do this

Well I took a walk around the world to ease my troubled mind
I left my body lying somewhere in the sands of time
But I watched the world float to the dark side of the moon
I feel there is nothing I can do, yeah

I watched the world float to the dark side of the moon
After all I knew it had to be something to do with you
I really don't mind what happens now and then
As long as you'll be my friend at the end

And if I go crazy then will you still call me Superman?
If I'm alive and well, will you be there holding my hand?
I'll keep you by my side with my superhuman might
Kryptonite

You call me strong, you call me weak
But still your secrets I will keep
You took for granted all the times
I never let you down

You stumbled in and bumped your head
If not for me then you'd be dead
I picked you up and put you back on solid ground

If I go crazy then will you still call me Superman?
If I'm alive and well, will you be there holding my hand
I'll keep you by my side with my superhuman might
Kryptonite

If I go crazy then will you still call me Superman?
If I'm alive and well, will you be there holding my hand?
I'll keep you by my side with my superhuman might
Kryptonite, yeah

If I go crazy then will you still call me Superman?
If I'm alive and well, will you be there holding my hand?
I'll keep you by my side with my superhuman might
Kryptonite

Gir: YAY! Ice cream!

Me: (snaps fingers and Gaz's clothes turn hot pink and I give her Little Big Planet 2 as a "I'm Sorry" gift)

Gaz: (with a smirk) This IS fun. WHOOHOOOO

Me: since I don't know "in the end", I'm gonna combine a PM dare I got and this. They will do "his world" by zebrahead.

[Verse 1]
C'mon and light the fuse, he's a rocket and he's ready to go
'Cause now the countdown has started and he's ready to blow
He's got the dope sounds pumpin in a stereo (-eo!)
Kickin ass fast... puttin' on a show
Go on and get yourself together, there's no time to rest
And if you put the time in he'll put you to the test
He's like the runnin' man, in his world more is less
And if you wanna test him best bring your best
Don't make me spell it out, bring your best! you can't stop now, lock and load
Don't stop now, c'mon and rock and roll!

[Verse 2]
Runnin' it back again, well what'dja expect?
Comin' at ya with ten out of ten, got a real rough neck
Spikes up his liberty, straps on his shoes
'Cause he's the best there ever was, haven't you heard the news? C'mon and psyche yourself up, 'cause it's time to play
Bouncin' the beats and the rhymes 'cause they're here to stay
The one and only miracle now ripping the day
Rollin' up, commin' fast, and he'll blow you away You can't stop now, lock and load
Don't stop now, c'mon, rock n' roll

[Chorus]
In this world (His world!)(gotta make your own way) Where one is all
In this world (His world!)(life is just a game you play) Never fear the fall
When you leap without a net, you'll find, I won't be there all the time. So watch your step, now watch your step don't fall!
Intergalactic continental champ, running things
Hyperactive instrumental with pulling strings
See he's the one who'll understands when the tides will swing
So he's breaking down doors, never following
Because the pressures of this world make you take their toll
And it's time to get away when we take ahold
The only way to break free is to break the mold
You can't stop now, lock and load
Don't stop now, c'mon, rock n' roll!

Watch your step

(Don't turn around)

Watch your step

(Don't turn around)

(Don't stop to look back again)

Don't Fall!

Me: where the hell is Rayman? (Opens door to romantic room to find Rayman and Moon making out intently)

Everyone except Moon and Rayman: O.e

Moon and Rayman: O_Oˡ

Gir: (Blows up taco)

Me: This is from XxDoomyGrlxX

Tak: Oh really? I like R&B, Hip-Hop, Pop, Rock and sometimes Latin.

Zim: I want you to handcuff Tak to whoever you want to. I will give you a cookie if you do!

Dib: Sing "Closer" by Ne-Yo...and dedicate it to someone.

*Goes and listens to "The Kill" out of curiosity* I don't see how...? O.o

Tak: those are good too

Zim: (handcuffs himself to Tak)

Dib: this one's for Sakura

[Verse 1:]
Turn the lights off in this place
And she shines just like a star
And I swear I know her face
I just don't know who you are
Turn the music up in here
I still hear her loud and clear
Like she's right there in my ear
Telling me
That she wants to own me
To control me
Come closer
Come closer

[Chorus:]
And I just can't pull myself away
Under a spell I can't break
I just can't stop
I just can't stop
I just can't stop
I just can't stop
And I just can't bring myself no way
But I don't want to escape
I just can't stop
I just can't stop
I just can't stop
I just can't stop
I just can't stop

[Verse 2:]
I can feel her on my skin
I can taste her on my tongue
She's the sweetest taste of sin
The more I get the more I want
She wants to own me
Come closer
She says "come closer"

[Chorus:]
And I just can't pull myself away
Under a spell I can't break
I just can't stop
[ Closer lyrics from
.com/n/ne_yo/closer/ ] I just can't stop
I just can't stop
I just can't stop
And I just can't bring myself no way
But I don't want to escape
I just can't stop
I just can't stop
I just can't stop
I just can't stop
I just can't stop

Come closer [7x]
I just can't stop nooooo
I just can't stop nooooo
I just can't stop nooooo
I just can't stop nooooo

And I just can't pull myself away
Under a spell I can't break
I just can't stop
I just can't stop
I just can't stop
I just can't stop
I just can't stop

Come Closer

Me: This is from Yaoi Girly. Uh Oh

I don't care what you say... I a fangirl T_T

Whether you want it or not... ZADR... Before I kill all of you.

Anyway...

Truth =3

1. Gir, Waffles?

2. Zim, have you ever thought of, idk, just shooting everyone? that would really save time...

3. Dib, Why the **** are you named Dib? I always see did or bib when I glance at it... it's weird.

4. Tallests, Are you guys the tallest "Things/Organisms" you've ever seen?

Dare :3

shut up with the hating, you gonna ban this dare, SO BE IT, I will stop reading then... jk

1. ZADR, fluff... please... (if you don't... I'll... -Grabs knife-)

2. Someone jump off a cliff!

3. Gir, I want you to be without Waffles/Tacos/Anything-Gir-y for a chapter!

4. Uhh... I ran out...

Gir: YAY!

Me: Zim doesn't know how to work one, he almost shot himself with a SQUIRT gun. I tested him with a fake one

Me: Dib IS a cool name so don't be mean to him

TR: Well, duh.

Me: NO!

YAOI girly: (starts throwing knives)

Me: ασπίδα ενάντια YAOI! {literally "shield against YAOI"}

YAOI girly: (throws knife that shatters shield)

Me: Zim! Dib! Hug!

Zim and Dib: (reluctantly hug)

YAOI Girly: (calms down)

Me: (Falls off cliff) Dib!

Dib: (bungee jumps off cliff, grabs me, and pulls me up)

Me: thanks

Me: anyway, Gir! Here's a block of cheese. Act like Speedy Gonzales.

Gir: (in perfect Looney Tunes Show Speedy voice ) Andale! Andale!

YAOI Girly: (leaves)

Zim and Dib: (start slap fight)

Me: STOP IT, YOU'RE SO IMMATURE! YOU ACT LIKE A BUNCH OF WOLF PUPS!

*KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK*

Me: (opens bedroom door to find Sparky, my "bro", and Aurora, my "sis") Hey! You guys wanna play truth or dare?

Sparky: Sure.

Me: OK, I'm gonna wrap this up. So send in your truths and/or dares to Zim, Gir, Dib, Gaz, TR, TP, Tak, Mimi, Moon, Wolf, Crystal, Rayman, Sparky, Aurora, and Me!