Hey guys! Bee here! I think Rocky's tired or some shit, so, it's my turn to do rules, written by me, enforced by the man(Prowl).
Rule 22:
The Following is NOT allowed to be said when we're in a con attack:
-Look! A giant dorito! (Yeah, just don't. Rocky did, and the outcome, though funny, was life threatening.)
-Hello Shit-a-tron! (I actually did this, and it was a mistake and the best thing I've ever done)
-Let us give them the universal sign of anger and hate!*flips them off* (Me, Sunny, Sides, Jolt, Mirage. We gotta stop.)
-Boom shaka laka!(This was Lili. I don't know why it pissed the cons off, it just did.)
- I will destroy you all! (hahahahahahaha! I remember this! Rocky really needs to shut the hell up when we're fighting cons.)
-Fuck! (Everyone. According to Rocky, we gotta stop because we get lil' ears.)
(There'll be more, eventually. But right now, these are a no-no.)
Rule 23:
WheelJack's lab isn't a place where humans should go.
(It's even dangerous for me, and I'm cybertronian!)
(Rocky went in there once to tell Wheeljack something, and she got 2nd degree chemical burns on the left leg and her left arm.)
(So, yeah, don't do it.)
Rule 24:
Please KNOCK!
(This is one of Rocky's rules for us bots, but apparently, humans don't appreciate it when we just "bloop" into their rooms.)
(Sunny and Sides did this to Rocky, and scared the shit out of her, so now she's salty.)
(Rocky:I'm not, you guys gotta knock! I was changing!)
(SALTY!)
Rule 25:
If Lili, Rocky, Sam, Miles, and/or Leo are busy doing homework, then their busy!
(Yeah, just leave them alone. Rocky gets pissy, especially since she uses her entire break to finish all of her homework. She ain't got time for anyone.)
(There's a list of bots and people here, and I'm repeated a LOT on this list. I wonder why?)
Rule 26:
Bots are not allowed to be date cars.
(Yeah, just don't. You'll have to tell us the reason why we're driving all over the damn town eventually, and it saves a lot of heartache and tears.)
(Once again, Rocky's learned from experience.)
Rule 27:
When Rocky's on Babysitting duty, leave her alone.
(Whatever you need sorted out can wait until later, which includes asking how Annabelle's doing.)
(Ironhide, she was placed under Rocky's care for a reason. Chill okay.)
Rule 28:
Remember to hide all of your sugary snacks from the Hatchet.
(Rocky was carrying candy for all of the base kids and Ratchet saw her with ALL of this candy and took it away from her.)
(She was not happy.)
Rule 29:
Squirrels are banned from base.
(This is sort of an unfair rule, but it's really funny.)
(OP, Rocky and I were walking out of the base because Rocky wanted me to run around with her on my shoulder.)
(Well, I saw a flying squirrel and I go, "Boss Bot, look! Flying squirrel!")
(He looked up and the squirrel landed on his face.)
(It was the funniest thing I have ever seen.)
(And Rocky had to sit down she was laughing so hard.)
Rule 30:
When Micheal is napping, please leave him alone.
(It's sort of annoying to have Rocky sit down, and then have to get up again because some idiot woke the kid up.)
(NO ONE can get him to sleep again, not even Rocky.)
(So this means, He has to sit through Rocky doing homework, then everyone has to deal with a crying three-year-old)
(Now, it's not fun for anyone, huh asswipe?)
Rule 31:
Animated movies are no longer allowed on base.
(Or, if you really want to watch them, watch them in your own quarters.)
(I don't understand them, none of the bots do, except for 'Hide, but that's because he's with Annabelle all of the time.)
(I walked in when Rocky puts on "Cars 2", and i was really confused.)
(Rocky ended up going to the med-bay because she had a "headache")
Rule 32:
OKAY. NO ONE IS ALLOWED TO JUST DIP OUT WITHOUT TELLING ANYONE! THIS INCLUDES US LILI!
(Gather 'round children, while I tell y'all a story.)
(So, Lili was bored one day, and she was hanging with me. In my hangar o'doom, alone. So she decides that she wants to do something and I just go, "Okay.")
(Well, I forgot to tell someone/bot that we were leaving, and everyone lost their shit, including Optimus.)
(When we come back, we both got a stern lecture from Ultra Magnus, Ratchet, Prowl, JAZZ, JOLT, SUNNY, SIDES, and Optimus. THEN, we got two weeks in the brig, THEN, got cleaning duty, THEN, got grounded.)
(Lili still says it was totally worth it.)
Rule 33:
MORE things that aren't allowed to be said in a con attack:
"Hips don't lie!" (Rocky screamed this at me and I turned it on via the radio and started dancing. What surprised me is I distracted the con.)
"Megatron got dat ass doh!" (Rocky screamed this, again. Megatron turned around to look at her and Optimus gave her this look at disgust/horror. I laughed, because I knew it was just a dare, but no one else did. So she got a good lecture out of that.)
"Trolololololololol!" (Sides started singing this when we were on a mission together and I tripped some cons going after him. That landed us in PT with Ironhide.)
"Fuck this shit, I'm out!" (Rocky screamed this when Ultra Magnus almost landed on her. She then just dipped out and went to go get a burger. I was so jealous.)
"There ain't no rest for the Wicked!" (I think Sam sang this from the sidelines and it was adorable, until he was shot at.)
"Whaddya say? GO BAE! Whaddya say? GO BAE!" (Rocky sang this on repeat while we fought. I was happy that she was cheering for me, but it was really annoying. Then, I realized she wasn't cheering for me and was actually cheering for Sides.)
(They'll be even more to come.)
Rule 34:
Quoting movies, though funny, is not appreciated.
('Ey guys, I'm just the Fuzz's messenger, go kill him.)
"You sit on a throne of LIES!" (This was Lili, when Ratchet said, "I'm allowing candy to be permitted this halloween!" and then promptly took all the candy away as soon as Halloween was done.)
"When I say 'I understand', It doesn't mean I understand, it doesn't mean I agree, It doesn't even mean I'm listening!" (Rocky, Oh, precious precious Rocky, who continues getting babysitting duty with no pay because of her stupid mouth.)
"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die!" (I think Leo said this to Ironhide one day, and then was used for target practice. It was bad.)
"I'm sorry, but were you dropped on your head as an infant, or were you just born stupid?" (One of the twins Arcee is always around. Those girls can be complete bitches when they want to be.)
(There's more, but I'm too lazy to write them.)
Rule 35:
I realize that I'm everyone's favorite, but that does not mean I can use my puppy dog powers far your evil bidding.
(Yes. That means you Sunny and Sides.)
(I'm not gonna get you out of whatever shit you got yourselves into this time.)
Rule 36:
No, it's not funny to scare humans.
(No one cares that you're a 30 foot tall robot alien from another planet that's always fully armed, the will try to kick your ass.)
(And it won't be too funny when one of you goes to the med bay with a shattered hand.)
(In case you don't know which species I'm talking about, I'm talking about the human.)
(THIS DOES NOT MEAN THAT HUMANS CAN SCARE OTHER HUMANS! THIS WILL ONLY END IN TEARS AND FRUSTRATIONS FOR YOU AND OPTIMUS ALONE!)
Rule 37:
Humans are not dolls, and us Cybortronian's shouldn't treat them as such.
(Oh, I remember this. I'm one of the those that continues to use Mikey as a lil' doll.)
(In my defense, he looks adorable in a dress and he said it was okay, so...)
Rule 38:
Wheeljack is not allowed to help with science fair projects.
(He helped out with Raf's and he almost got blown up.)
(He had grazes from metal all over him and I almost flipped shit and I did take him to the med bay.)
(Now, Jackie's not aloud to help Raf with anything.)
Rule 39:
MORE things that should not be said around the Hatchet:
"Ow! My spleen!" (Rocky said this to Sam once when she was laughing really hard. Ratchet carted her off real quick, and was upset when nothing was wrong.)
(When you're coughing so hard someone goes, "Oh, I found your lung.")
(Yeah, I think Miko or Rocky said this to Raf. I got it, but the other bots sure didn't, and they know enough about the human body to know that the lungs an important thing to it. So, OP had Raf carted off as quickly as possible, with a stuttering Rocky and a upset Miko running behind him.)
"I'm dead!" (Hatchet will just look at you and growl softly. He did it to Rocky, and he seems to like Rocky a lot.)
"I'm going to THROW UP!" (This requires no explanation.)
"I'm going to stab myself!" (God Rocky, just shut up when you're around Ratchet, 'Kay?)
"I'm going to shoot myself!" (Either will have everyone sending you to a counselor, because they're afraid that you're gonna kill yourself Rocky, or you're getting sent to mental therapy.)
"It's okay, I didn't really need that (insert body part that it hurt here) anyways." (MY GOD! THIS WILL LAND YOU IN THE MED BAY WITH OR WITHOUT YOUR CONSENT AND WITH A STERN LECTURE ON WHY EVERY BODY PART IS ESSENTIAL!DON'T DO IT!)
(There's more, but to reiterate the 2nd rule, just don't say your body is failing you around the Hatchet.)
And, finally, Rule 40:
This list of songs is banned from base:
The Fox Song.
The Lazy Song.
Gangam Style.
Bumblebee. (It's a song, I'm not joking, and it's annoying when you have people calling you by singing that song.)
(Rocky.)
Noots. (This song is actually good, I just think the drums and the guitar and... scratch that, every form of music gets on Prowl's nerves.)
(I'm sure there's more, but I don't want to write them, and Rocky didn't really write good note on what's allowed and what's not.)