Well it's nice to know that this story is wanted! xD The thing is, is that I have been writing in a notebook everyday, which is where my original idea for this had started, but by the second chapter its all changed! How weird, but I like this version better so far anyway.*In superhero voice* ON WITH THE DISCLAIMER!

Disclaimer: Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide doesn't belong to me, nor do I own a recipie for brownies-- how strange.


Moze was just about to say something when Ned slowly got up. She stood up as well wondering what was going to happen next. They were about 5 feet apart and in an instant those few feet were shattered. Moze was furious! Ned had just pushed her lightly, causing her to lose her balance and fall into the small river of freezing cold water.

"Ned! You ... you..."

She was cut off by Ned who was now on top of her. She felt his lips about to reach hers and was leaning in to do the same, but this time it was his turn to pull away playfully.

Moze lept on to her feet in a shivering position, shaking from the cold water that had just drenched her.

"Ned, why did you do that?! I could have been killed!"

"I didn't think..."

Moze hugged Ned tightly and kissed him dead on the lips. They were unimaginably soft, and there were definetly sparks flying around in her mind. They were whizzing and buzzing for what had seemed like an eternity to her, and then she released his lips from captivity.

They just stared at each other, looking into each others eyes, praying this moment wouldn't end. Although they should have been shivering and whining about the cold that overtook their bodies, they were boiling hot from what had just happened.

"So, uh Moze, Do you want to go out with me? On Sunday?"

"I guess I'll have to think about that."

Moze put on an awfully serious face which she could tell made Ned's heart plunge into a bottomless pit.

"You idiot, you are beyond clueless! I was only joking, obviously I will.

With that, the two left to go and get into a warmer change of clothes.


Ned had his arm around Moze the whole time they were walking home. He was ecstatic that Moze felt the same way that he did about her. In sudden movements, Moze released herself from Ned's embrace and began to freak out.

"NED! We have to get back to school! It's already fifth period! We've skipped practically the entire day!"

"Moze, look at us. We are covered in water, mud, and I have something in my shoe that may or may not be alive. We have to go back home to change!"

"Oh, right. Well in that case, I'm freezing."

"Let me help you with that."

Ned curled his arm around Moze and held her tightly. He never wanted to let her go. As they walked home together they talked. They talked as if nothing had ever happened. They were laughing again, joking around about Cookie and Lisa, talking about school and homework in general.

"Well were here. I'll see you in a few minutes."

"Love ya Moze." Finally! Ned could actually say it to her face and not in his mind anymore!

"Love you too." He felt Moze kiss his cheek and watched her run inside.

He was about to run upstairs to find some clothes when his mother stopped him in his tracks.

"Ned Bigby, what are you doing home? You should be at fifth period now shouldn't you?! Look at you, your a mess!"

"Mom, Moze and I needed to talk, we uh, skipped school."

"It was that important huh?"

"Yes, it really was that important."

"So are you going out now?"

Ned hated how his mother could read his mind constantly like that. However, at times like these, it came in pretty handy when it came to saving him time.

"Yea, I guess we are. Anyway I have to get changed, can you call the school for Moze and I? We don't want to get into too much trouble."

"Alright, but this is a one time deal, don't expect it to happen all the time. Now get your but upstairs before I kick it!"

Ned ran upstairs and quickley changed his clothes. He washed the mud off from his face and hands. When he returned to his room Moze was lying down on his bed. She hadn't noticed him, so he decided to sneak up on her.

As Ned crept closer and closer he was just about to scare her. Just as he reached her within arms length, she turned over and screamed in his face. Ned toppled over and in immediate shame knew he had been tricked.

"MOZE!"

"What?"

"What do you mean what?"

"What do you mean what do I mean what?"

"Nevermind" Ned slumped down on his bed next to her and put his arm around her. He pulled her in closer until there was very little space between them. It was the perfect moment for a real kiss, like in the movies. Of course in the movies there are always interruptions between the lovers, so who else but Mrs. Bigby knocked on the door.

"Guys, get ready, you have to go back at some point, and that point would be now!"

"Alright mom, were leaving!"

The official couple walked back to school to face their teachers. It would be pure horror, well that was the most plausible reaction anyway.


Moze was very nervous by the time the school came into the horizon. The only good thing was, it was her spare period, and Ned's too. Of course Cookie, Lisa, and Martin's spare was on this period. She amped up her courage enough to tell their friends that she and Ned were officially a couple.

She walked slowly in the front door of the school, holding on to Ned's hand tightly, practically squeezing it.

"Moze, ease your grip would you? I'm loosing all feeling in my arm!"

"Sorry, just a little nervous."

"For what?"

"Just telling people I guess. I know I'm gonna hear a good few "I told you so's"."

"Same here, but it'll be fine, just don't worry too much about it. Hey look its..."

"COOKIE AND LISA! They're kissing! That's so cute!"

"Don't be such a girl!"

Moze gave Ned a glare that could kill.

"Just kidding Moze!"

"Mhmm," She wasn't buying that line for a second, but moved on with it. "Let's go surprise them."

"Fine..." Moze knew Ned wasn't very fond of public couples, like the ones who use Personal Displays of Affection way too often.

"Hey you two, I assume you are..." Moze couldn't find the right word just in case they weren't going out, which was highly unlikely, but wanted to be considerate anyway.

"Yes! Simon and I are together now, isn't it great?"

"It's fantastic Lisa! We have something to tell you too..."

"Well according to your hands clasped tightly together, I assume you and Ned are going out as well?"

"Yep!"

"Do you guys want to go out with us on Saturday, like a double date kind of thing? It will be fun I promise!"

Moze could see Ned getting excited at that idea, so she agreed. After Cookie and Lisa left, and their spare was over, the rest of the day was no more exciting than usual, except for the fact that she and Ned were finally going out. It was just another Thursday. Yea right!


Ned was sitting at home, doing his Chemistry homework when the doorbell rang. He ran to it almost instantly, hoping it was Moze to save him from his absolute boredom. It wasn't Moze though, it was ... Suzie Crabgrass. Talk about drama...