Hello everybody! If you reviewed, have a jar of dirt gives everyone a jar! As of now, there is little keeping me from exploding over the fact that we still have no POTC: AWE trailer, like this fanfic, my new talking Captain Jack doll, Aztec Gold medallion, and lightswitch plate. Yes, I said lightswitch plate. Anyway...

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"Elmo, that certainly doesn't sound very frightning." Pintel said, coming up behind them. Jack jumped 3 feet in the air, startled.

"Don't do that. Ever. Again." He warned.

"I have to agree with him though. It needs a more...scary name. Like Fluffy." Ragetti said, appearing next to him.

"How do you do that?" Jack asked, not waiting for an answer, he went on. "Fluffy? What sort of name is-" He stopped as he was interrupted by a scream. It came from where Will and Elizabeth stayed on the ship. Naturally, Will was the first to run towards it, but he tripped, and got back up again, getting there after everyone else did. He was greeted with a horrible, greusome sight (or for some people, the greatest thing ever).

The was Elizabeth, hanging from the seiling by noose, with a blood-covered shirt on, indicating that she was stabbed, and on the floor, was Elmo. However, this one was different, it was all black, but with the same evil look as the other. On his back was a name tag reading: Homicidal Elmo.

Will immediatly started crying, and ran away to be alone. Jack just stood, shocked. "Well...that was horrifying and unusual."

Then, Elmo jumped up, and started walking towards Jack. He threw his sword at it and ran off in the same direction as Will, and locked it in. The rest of the day he was quite paranoid, keeping his pistol out and pointed at everyone he saw. Elmo could be anywhere now.

Later that night...

The entire crew was out on deck, drinking bottle after bottle of rum. Jack stood away from them, clutching his pistol like a three-year-old holds his blanket. He stayed like that for a while until the entire crew had either passed out or left from listening to Pintel and Ragetti, who were still arguing over a scarier name for Elmo. Suddenly, a song started playing the Jack could just barely hear...

"Lala lala, lala lala Elmo's world

Lala lala, lala lala Elmo's world!

Elmo loves his goldfish, his crayons too

That's Elmo's World!"

Jack shot his pistol into the air, searching for where the evil song was coming from. He finally found it in his cabin, where Jack the Monkey was playing it from a small radio. It appeared to be from Elmo, as it was shaped liked his head. That wasn't the worst part. The song was being played on a loop, and the mokey seemed to enjoy it!

"Where did you get that?!" Jack screamed at the monkey. He shot the radio, sending it flying to the other side of the room. The monkey stayed silent, staring at him.

"Well?" Jack asked again. This time he shot the monkey. The conversation obviously wasn't going anywhere, as Jack realized after remembering the monkey couldn't talk. So, out of spite, he shot the monkey again, who ran away, and went to bed. However, a certain something was keeping him awake.

"Lala lala, lala lala Elmo's world..." Jack never did sleep that night.

So that was chapter 3. Comments, concerns, questions, ideas? POTC 3 trailer? If you have any of these, just review, and you'll get Jack's hat!