Huge thanks to all the reviewers! Here's Chapter 3, and I am trying to update this daily!
Last time, our heroes found the Golden Weapons. However, the skeletons stole them! Kai is still at the Fire Temple, and the other 3 failed to catch the skeletons.
Cole is a perv?
Jay talks too much.
Kai is a retarded, reckless jerk.
Zane is the only one with any sense.
*The 3 ninja arrive at the fire temple*
Cole: Where the fuck is Kai?
Kai: RIGHT HERE. *the temple opens and reveals Kai and Nya riding the fire dragon*
Fire Dragon: RAWR.
Kai: Bitch, I'm on a dragon.
Cole: *screams and hides behind Zane* NOOO! *takes the opportunity to feel Zane's butt*
Zane: Cole, please get the FUCK out of behind me and don't ever touch my butt again.
Kai: DRAGONS FOR ALL!
*The other 3 dragons fly down from the sky and the other 3 ninja get on... wait, no, Cole is now hiding from the dragons behind a pillar*
Cole: GET THE AWAAAAAYYY...
Zane: *grabs Cole and throws him onto the earth dragon* STAY. Or I'll tie you onto the thing.
*Okay. NOW they're all on the dragons. So they fly into the Underworld, yadada you know this scene*
Jay: We made it to the Underworld!
Kai: So where is Hades then?
Cole: Wrong Underworld, dumbass.
Jay: Let's climb these stalactites to sneak in!
Cole: Okay.
Jay: FUCK I'M HOLDING A SPIDER!
Kai: SHIT I AM TOO!
*They all fall*
Krunkcha: NINJASES!
Nuckal: Dummy, it's just ninja! Wait... NINJA?!
Kai: Okay whatever, guess we have to fight now.
Cole: But there's skeletons AND spiders!
Jay: Tornado of creation?
Kai: Fuck yeah.
*After they create a huge Ferris wheel-thing*
Jay: AW YEAH! I LOVE FERRIS WHEELS! I WANNA RIDE!
Kai: No, dumbass!
Jay: Awww... *grabs cotton candy* fine but I get this, then.
Zane: Let's go find Sensei!
*They run off and find Sensei fighting Samukai*
Samukai: *throws Shurikens and freezes Sensei* HAHA BITCH.
Jay: GO SENSEI GO!
Samukai: *takes the Sword* MUAHAHAHA NOW I WILL RULE THE WORLD!
Garmadon: LOL no.
The God of Ninjago: YOU DARE TOUCH ALL THE GOLDEN WEAPONS AT ONCE?!
*Samukai turns to dust*
Jay: Well, that escalated quickly.
Sensei: FATHER WOULD BE DISAPPOINTED, BROTHER.
Garmadon: Like I give a shit. Later, losers. Garmy out. *disappears through a vortex*
Sensei: He will be back.
Jay: NAH. He's not the Terminator.
Cole: Nice one, Jay.
Jay: I KNOW.
That was a short chapter, but I'm writing the next episode tomorrow, so for now, have some deleted scenes!
*Nya in the Fire Temple with Garmadon, they're sitting down and drinking tea*
Nya: So have you seen the Harry Potter movies?
Garmadon: Yes, I own all of them.
Nya: So do we. Who's your favorite character?
Garmadon: Voldemort and the Malfoys.
Nya: I like Hermione. So what other movies have you seen?
Garmadon: Pretty much every movie there is. There's not much to do in the Underworld.
Nya: Oh, that does sound boring. So, have you read any good books lately?
And some 'bloopers' of the series... by which I mean the ninja goofing off during the filming of the episodes.
*Episode 10*
Cole: OH KAI, YOU LOOK SO SEXY IN THAT GREEN NINJA SUIT. Hahhh... sorry, I know that's not my line.
Kai: Wait, whaaat? COLE! Hahahaha...
Director: CUT!
*Episode 8*
Nya: Jay... I haven't been completely honest either.
Jay: What?
Nya: I... I'm gay! Ahhhh, sorryy... *laughs*
Jay: Wahaaa?
Director: CUT!
*Episode 12*
Pythor: I have this whole 'Devourer' thing going on. Toodle-oo!
Jay: *bursts into laughter*
Pythor: What is so funny?
Jay: YOU SAID TOODLE-OO?! WHO EVEN SAYS THAT ANYMORE?
Pythor: I ought to slap you.