AN: thanks for all the comments and favorites and stuff. I reward you by letting you live another day……sorry…..bb moment. Ok hope you like the new chapter. Enjoy. Or else ill send my evil swarm of bunnies!!! O_____o

Matt's pov

I pulled up to the shopping center. Sally's is next to gamestop. That's the only reason why I know that. Me and mello come here often for my games. Which reminds me I have to beat a level when I ge-no no not now focus focus.

I walked into sally's and the cashier greeted me as I walked in.

"Where is the hair dye at?" I asked.

"The very last row all the way down." She replied. I walked down the isle.

"hair dye hair dye hair dye." I chanted. I found the hair dye. Okay now to match mello's original hair color. To bright, no to dark, oh! Here we go. I read the label. Apparently the color was flirty blonde. Oooooo better not let him see the label.

I walked to the checkout line.

"Just this?" The cashier asked.

"ya." I answered. Out of nowhere the Mario theme song started playing. I looked at my phone. I knew it was mello cause it was his ring tone.

"Matt??!!! Where the fuck are you??? Hurry your ass up damn it!!" He shrieked. He was so loud the cashier could here him.

"Mello! Just calm down! Im at the check out right now! Geeze! Ill be there in about 15 minutes!" I shouted. The cashier looked at me kind of surprised. I don't know why but it looked like she was in shock.

"You better!! Bye!" he hung up. The cashier handed me the receipt.

"I couldn't help but over hear, but your friend…his name is….mello?" she asked.

"Ya. Why?" I asked back.

"Does he have kind of a leather fetish? And looks kind of like a girl?" she asked again. Whats with this chick? Is she some sort of stalker?

"Y-ya. Are you a stalker or something?" I was getting kind of annoyed. She was wasting time with her questions.

"haha no. Its just that my friend who works at ross. A few months ago she was threatened by a guy named mello. But he was taken to security because he pointed a gun at her. I guess that would make you matt. Right?" she said. I thought about this for a second.

Flashback

"Hey matt, im gonna go up front and see if they have any striped shirts in stock." Said mello.

"okay you don't have to but okay." I replied. I was too sucked in to my DS to care.

(with mello)

"where are all your damn striped shirts???" he said pointing a gun at the cashiers face.

" s-sir i-I don't know!" answered the cashier. She was on the edge of begging for mercy.

" you better know otherwise I will shoot you in the fucking face!!! Now faggot where are all the striped shirts????!!!"

" I told you I don't know!! Please don't kill me!! Security security!!!! Help!!!" she shrieked. Three police officers came running towards mello. Mello of course fought back.

" You'll never take me!! Never!! Im mello!!!! I am number one!!! Me!!! Me!!!!" he shouted.

(with matt)

Mellos been gone a long time. Wonder where he went.

" would matt please come to the security office. Again, would matt please come to the security office." Said the person over the intercom. He walked to the security office.

"Ya, your friend mello, he was taken to the prison a few miles away from here. He threatened a cashier with, quote, 'shooting her in the fucking face'" said the officer.

Damn mello. All this for striped shirts.

End flashback

"heheh oh ya. Sorry bout that. He goes all man pms and gets all bitchy. Sorry." I said. I spent four freaking hours filling out papers to get him out. Again. And he was ban from all ross stores.

"Ya, and what was with the whole I'm number one thing?" she asked.

"Oh he always had someone in his way of being number one. Now ive gotta get going." I said.

"okay bye. Come again!" she yelled as I walked out.

I got back to the apartment. I pulled off the label to make sure he didn't know what it was called. He's already bitchy enough.

"okay im back. Get with the doing of the hair dye." I told him. I shoved the bottle in his hand. He snatched it from me with a snarl.

A few hours later he was back to his regular hair color. Finally. Hopefully this wouldn't happen again.